Lin is standing at the top of the key and he looks like he's going to make a pass. He doesn't pass! He shoots! It's an open shot! Just a little bit off the angle! Wait, he's not shooting, it's a lob pass! Boom! Beautiful Pass the ball! But why can't he smile? I heard that no one ever saw him smile, and some people say he is Tim Duncan's half brother. Wait! Look at him smiling! God, he rushed Watching Tim Duncan Laughing! ——Excerpted from 'My Indecent NBA Memoir', also known as 'This Forward Is Indecent'.