The monk does not lie; the Buddha deceives the world.
How can there be so many epic poems running around, the laughing monk came out and said that he passed on the wisdom of the fetus with the epic poem, secular spiritual wisdom pagoda.
But in fact, he just used a good karma-eating insect to cause the pregnant woman to have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations, thinking that the fetus was going to commit suicide, which was a deception.
No wonder Zhang Shun's Wenpo doesn't work. Wenpo only works on the fetus, but the fetus actually has nothing to do with it. It's the pregnant woman who frightened herself after listening to the moth's recitation of karma, and almost caused an accident. This means that the medicine is not suitable for the disease.
In the end, it was Zhou, an ordinary citizen passing by.
Experts like Zhou Bashi saw the clues and discovered the karma bug attached to the pregnant woman's body. He released the disaster and went to pull out the bug, and then he exposed the charlatanism of the laughing monk.
In this way, the crisis is resolved.
Xu Baihua wanted to find the "expert" who made the move, but Xiang had already been taken back to the temple by Zhou Baqi and disappeared from the scene.
Xu Baihua still had a mess waiting for him to clean up, so he couldn't delay, so he could only give up for the time being, and turned around to let Zhang Shun go over to see the condition of the pregnant woman, while he came to the laughing monk.
The lay god Xu Baihua caught the karma-obstructed insect and held it up in front of the monk: "Is this a way to cheat? Now we will crack down hard. You commit crimes against the wind, and you still pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with me? Yes, you like to pretend to be back with me now."
Pack it up."
Xu Baihua was really deceived by this monk just now, but regardless of the truth or falsehood, it is an indisputable fact that the other party abused secular gods and committed crimes, almost causing a pregnant woman to miscarry, and legal sanctions are inevitable.
However, just when Xu Baihua took out a pair of silver bracelets and prepared to arrest the person, the smiling monk laughed and retracted his hand. Xu Baihua was instantly alert, and the gods around him were watching him closely to prevent him from getting hurt.
people.
"I'm warning you, the consequences of resisting arrest will be more serious."
The laughing monk said happily, but he didn't care: "Afo, I didn't expect that in this small temple fair, there would be a master who broke the path of a poor Taoist and only caused trouble."
The laughing monk shook his head in joy, then turned his hand and found a small porcelain lotus flower from nowhere.
Lotus celadon-glazed white porcelain. The porcelain craftsmanship is exquisite. The laughing monk lifted the small porcelain lotus flower with one hand and smashed it to the ground.
With a crash, the lotus shattered to the ground and broke into petals.
At the same time, the monk's originally weird smiling face turned over 180 degrees in an instant, turning from laughing to crying, and tears burst out from the seam of his flesh, like a dam leaking.
A person with a lot of tears is not like a normal person, and an old bald donkey is not so tender and juicy.
The laughing monk turned into a crying monk, facing the broken porcelain lotus on the ground, crying and shouting:
"Under the seat of the original Maitreya, one of the six great masters of the Great Crying Mountain, I am a poor Taoist with a 'skin-like appearance'. May I ask my fellow Living Buddha, my dear old mother, the helper you promised me?"
As soon as he finished speaking, several people suddenly jumped out from the crowd watching the excitement and rushed towards Xu Baihua. They were all homeless people.
But I still remember what Ran Zhicheng just said, the words that Wusheng’s mother passed on to the homeless children during this trip to the temple fair in Beijing:
"If you see the 'Old Buddha Crying Lotus', it's a signal from fellow robes crying at Lingshan Mountain..."
Xu Baihua had been on guard for a long time, and he used his magic skills to swat away the homeless boy who rushed towards him. It only took three to two seconds, but in just a moment, the monk took advantage of the opportunity, stretched his hand unnaturally, and reached towards the pregnant woman.
Something was snatched from me.
What?
A riddle little lantern.
It was the one used for guessing lantern riddles at the temple fair. Before being stopped by the monk, the young couple had just picked a lantern riddle from the temple fair street and were about to use the lantern to redeem the prize.
Most people don't know the situation, but there are people with ulterior motives. This thing happened to fall into the hands of this young couple. No wonder they were targeted.
This riddle lantern is the relic of Duke Yuanxiao!
Xu Baihua and Zhang Shun both realized that everything was connected. The monk's "skin" was the man who cried at Lingshan Mountain, and the lantern riddle in the pregnant woman's hand was a relic of the Yuanxiao Gong.
Xu Baihua's strength and reaction were extremely high. Although the incident happened suddenly, he realized the problem within a few seconds and grabbed the skin-like monk's hand almost at the same time he got the riddle.
However, the skin-like monk's methods are even more bizarre.
Hey! There was a sound of air leakage, and then the skin-like monk's entire fleshy body shrank in an instant, spinning in a circle that became smaller and smaller, and finally escaped with a popping sound, spraying out exhaust gas, and was like a rubber ball that had leaked air and flew away.
One of the original "Thirty-Two Appearances and Eighty Kinds of Good" disciples under Maitreya, the skin-like monk, as his name suggests, he is like a skin-like man.
Xu Baihua couldn't help but cried loudly. These people in Lingshan competed with each other for their abilities. They made hand gestures and recited incantations. Mr. Huang Shisan was just watching what happened, so he hurriedly followed them.
The relics of Duke Yuanxiao are of great importance and must not fall into the hands of Dacrying Mountain.
So, on the street of the temple fair, Xu Baihua and the superficial monk chased each other, and sometimes they created a secular god, and sometimes they performed a magic trick of turning a living person into a corpse, and they succeeded in fighting.
On the streets in the downtown area, people who don’t know the truth are watching the fun, and some people are taking pictures with their mobile phones and posting them online. Do you see, this is the police catching thieves in the new era.
Xu Baihua: "Stop!"
Skin-like monk: "Afo, only a fool should stop!"
Xu Baihua: "Bald Donkey, don't run away. How much does Lingshan pay you? You're so desperate."
Skin-like monk: "Afo, don't chase me. The road will be blocked during the evening rush hour, so why don't you get off work early."
The two chased each other and ran through many streets. Xu Baihua couldn't catch up with the monk, and the skin-like monk couldn't get rid of him. However, there were always homeless people who came out to stop him along the way. Xu Baihua finally forced himself a little harder, and the successors
Weakness.
The skin-faced monk was about to run away, with a naive face. He held the relics of Yuanxiao Gong in his hand and showed a relieved expression. In two more blocks, he would be able to get rid of this person from the polling bureau. This time, the living Buddha Yuanxiao Maitreya told him
The task is completed.
However, I don’t want to see success just now.
Whoosh! A brick suddenly burst through the air!
Bang! The skin-like monk bumped into him head-on, and with an oops, blood started to flow down his bright forehead, and the skin-like monk also showed his original shape.
Who threw the brick? The skin-looking monk covered his bruised and bleeding head and looked up. In front of him was a migrant worker with a helmet on his head.
Hey you! The skin-like monk was about to speak, but before he could say a word, he was shouted at by Brick again. His whole vision went dark and he fell into chaos. The moment before he lost consciousness, the skin-like monk realized that something was wrong and quickly threw away the Lantern Festival in his hand.
Using the male's relics and this skin, he used the unique skill of Skin Escape.
When he woke up again, he had already escaped thousands of miles away from the temple fair. His whole body had turned from plump and thin to dry wood. Although he shed his skin and ran away, he could not bring out the relics of Lord Yuanxiao.
"My grandma is a Buddha with legs."
The skin-like monk violated the command of anger and walked away. He just heard the living Buddha's motto, saying that the matter was over and he was dissatisfied with his actions and asked him to go back to receive the punishment.
Here, for the time being, the matter of the skin-like monk from Dacrying Mountain is as follows. Although he tried to seize the relics of Duke Yuanxiao at the temple fair in the capital, he failed in the end and had his beard cut off.
On the other side, Xu Baihua caught up and saw the beard-breaker holding a lantern riddle. He was a little surprised. This ordinary yet special outfit was very famous in the circles of the capital.
This is the master of the dojo in the capital, Jin Chuanwu.
Xu Baihua saw Jin Chuanwu getting the relics of Duke Yuanxiao. He thought about it and didn't ask for it. Although the dojo and the polling bureau belong to the same secular reform association, they belong to different system departments. Now that the things are taken by people from the dojo, if
Whether he is a veteran is another matter, but the opponent is a newcomer, and it is really hard for him to look down and steal the credit.
However, Jin Chuanwu took a look at the riddle lantern, shook his head, threw it to Xu Baihua and said:
"No, that's not it. Someone switched the contract."
Xu Baihua opened it and saw that it was indeed an ordinary lantern riddle. The riddle was: half full and half empty, type a word.
The lantern riddles at this temple fair are one riddle and one lantern. Outsiders have never seen this lantern riddle and don’t know it, but it did appear (Chapter 164)
Let’s talk about the other side.
At the food stall at the temple fair, the Zhou brothers and sisters ate and played.
Zhou Jiuling suddenly remembered and asked: "Hey? Where did my lantern riddle go? I still have to redeem the prize."
"I don't know, I lost it."
Zhou Ba Wa was rubbing his head and talking nonsense, but in his hand was a palm-sized riddle lantern.
"You have solved the lantern riddle of Lord Yuanxiao."
"You have obtained the relic left by Lord Yuanxiao: the fragments of Lord Beidou's blessing formation."
