"A broom to remove dirt (waste) will keep the entire temple clean of dust. A broom will remove old dirt. The broom is the only thing that cleans away the dirt. It will be a handy magic weapon."
Zhou Ba was in his dormitory, and he took out this long broom and played with it for a long time. Then he looked out the window and saw the broom downstairs that the sanitation workers in the school brought to sweep the road.
Hey! There’s a woolly difference here!
He has been tinkering with this weapon forging line in the game for a week, and finally came up with this thing. If the game items can only be taken one way, and the real items cannot be brought into the game, he would still want to use it.
A handful bought at a hardware store is better than this one.
Okay, at least there are weapons in the game. He should be able to defeat monsters, right? He won't be killed all the time, right?
"You go into Shaoxiang Town and take a look."
"You met a lucky guy who wanted to knock your sap off."
"It's different this time. The Grain Eater has weapons. You are no longer the weakling who is manipulated at will. You pick up the filth broom and fight with it."
"It's a pity that you lost and lost your money."
"You are dead."
Zhou Baqu almost rolled his eyes and fainted in anger, "What have I been doing this week?" At the same time, he also understood a little bit why the ridiculing tongue squatted in the novice village to kill players, and he probably couldn't defeat the monsters.
It turns out that the Grain Eaters are the bottom five scum of the game. Anyone who comes here is better than me. How can I have the nerve to say that I want to conquer the earthly land and become the Lord of the earthly world?
Zhou Ba Wa quit the game and went to class.
On the way from the dormitory to the classroom, the Stove Lord pendant was shaking, and Zhou Bawa lowered his head to reply to WeChat.
Autumn Meow: When will the review video of the new game be sent out? I’m anxious to get it.
Zhou Ba wax: I’ll give it to you tomorrow.
Autumn Meow: Tomorrow? What are you doing today? Young people should focus on their careers and work hard. Don’t always think about taking a break and going out to play. Especially don’t go out with some shabby women. Look at you more.
Get close to the outstanding women around you, such as if you have any female leaders, and learn more.
Zhou Baqu: Brother, I have a full day of classes today.
Autumn Meow: Oh, then you go to class first.
Zhou Bashi shut down the chat and thought to himself: What's wrong with the boss today? It's quite refreshing for him to buy and pay for videos, but he gets sick from time to time and says weird things that are unbearable. Do all people with leather bags have some occupational diseases?
On WeChat, Zhou Baqu had just sent away an old god, and then another one came.
Unjust sister: Brother, I saw this little skirt, it’s new this fall. I’ll send you the payment link. Do you understand what I mean?
Zhou Ba wax: Asking me for money again? Where is your New Year's money?
Unjust sister: I have saved all the New Year’s money for financial management. Didn’t my mother say that we should develop good financial management concepts since we were young?
Zhou Bachu: Do you manage your own finances? Do you use my money to spend money?
Zhou Baqi was shocked. No matter what financial genius you are, Buffett is not as smart as you.
Wrong sister: Oh, aren’t you my good brother~
Zhou Ba wax: What's the matter, good brother? What's the matter, pig's hoof?
The wronged sister: Hey, Zhou Ba Wa, sister, I will give you enough opportunities, but don’t force us brothers and sisters to fall out.
Zhou Baqu: Heh, you think I’m still doing your thing now? Go ahead and take a screenshot of my network disk and show it to my mother. Let’s see if she understands me.
Wrongful Sister: Okay, wait a minute, I want to send the screenshot to your junior high school and high school class group this time.
Zhou Baqi: Where did you get my middle and high school class group from?!
Zhou Ba wax: Speak!
Zhou Ba Wa: You speak!
Zhou Ba Wa: Send you a voice call request.
Wrong sister: Refused to answer the call.
Zhou Ba wax:......
Zhou Bawa: Is one skirt enough? Buy two more.
Wrong sister: Please empty the shopping cart for me.
Zhou Bachu helped his sister clear the shopping cart with tears in her eyes. What an injustice! What an injustice!
Zhou Baxu has been domineering in their neighborhood since he was a child, snatching other children's toys, kicking the dog's butt, and playing with the old man's chessboard. He is so brave that he almost doesn't know how to be afraid. He has only been afraid of two women in his life, one is his mother, and the other is him.
sister.
Being afraid of mom is muscle memory created by being beaten with a stick.
He was afraid of the old girl because she could always find some excuse to embarrass herself. Before Zhou Baqi left to go to college, when he was still living at home, he even suspected that the old girl had gone through the trouble to defraud him of his new year's money.
He trash can.
Not to mention the hellish life that he had, he would only shed tears if he talked about it too much. After Zhou Bashi settled the bill for his sister, he thought that everything would be fine, and he didn't want his sister to talk to him about other things.
Wrong sister: What have you been doing in school recently?
Zhou Baqiu: What are you doing? What are you asking about?
The unfair sister: I was talking to Sister Jing recently while playing games and talking about you. Didn’t you guys often play games together in two queues before? She said that lately, you can’t be called out in the group.
Well, Zhou Ba Wa opened the "Summoner's Rift Black Group" in WeChat. This was a group created by acquaintances and friends who played games together in high school. The composition of the group was very mixed, including classmates, friends, and netizens.
But it doesn’t matter, everyone usually needs someone to join in the game, so just shout in the group and you can start playing.
Zhou Baxu was quite active in the group in the past two years. After all, he is a game enthusiast. He often gathers a few people in the group to play black games at night or on weekends. Recently, because he is addicted to "The World", he has not been able to stand out in the group.
Zhou Bachu looked through the group chat records of this group. In the past few days, there was a person named "Lin Yujing" who had @ him many times and asked him if he would come to the double row. He did it because of the Stove Lord pendant.
The information I received was too confusing and complicated, so I didn’t pay attention to it.
Lin Yujing is the sister Jing mentioned by the unfair sister.
Zhou BaChu: Didn’t notice the message.
Wrong sister: Tsk, brother, Sister Jing is such a nice girl, but you treat others like this every day, with cold violence, right?
Zhou Baqi: God is so cold and violent, I really didn’t see it.
Wrong sister: Brother, it’s not easy to meet such a good girl. Do you know what it means to seize the opportunity? You are already a grown-up, are you aware of your condition?
Zhou Bachu: No, just wait for a moment and explain to me clearly what happened to me and what my conditions are. I am missing arms and legs, and I am still crooked.
Wrongful sister: Oh, I can’t blame you. Anyway, I have to take care of things that mom can’t control. Let me tell you, I made an appointment with Sister Jing for you to go to Summoner’s Rift tonight.
Zhou Ba wax: Why do you still promise to help me? I don’t.
Wrong sister: You are in your rebellious phase, right?
Wrong sister: Let me tell you, if you dare to come, just wait until you see the screenshot of the network disk in the class group, and hide it.
Hiss, Zhou Ba was so angry that he opened his mother’s WeChat account.
Zhou Baqu: Mom, take care of Xiaojiu. He is already in his third year of high school and it’s time for the college entrance examination. He still plays with his mobile phone every day.
Mother: Do you still remember to find your mother? I sent you a blind date message before and pretended not to see it, right?
Zhou Ba wax:……,
Zhou Ba wax: Mom, no, one code is the same, you have to take care of Xiaojiu.
Mother: What’s wrong with your sister? Your sister even used New Year’s money to buy me a set of facial masks from the Internet. What about you? Can you remember your mother and me?
Zhou Bazhu went crazy, everything was taken care of by Na Nizi.
Mother: Go, go, go. I'm watching a TV show and I don't have time to talk to you. You're so annoying, so I'm hiding.
Mother and daughter have exactly the same tone, they are biological.
