Chapter 33 The Old Man's Anorectal Bizarre Adventure
"Hey, in broad daylight, the two of us are getting tired of each other."
A certain young woman from Bincheng came from behind, put her arms on the shoulders of Zhou Ba Wa and Ran Qiuran, and poked her head between the two of them. Her aunt couldn't hold back her smile. She couldn't figure out which corner she was squatting on just now. She secretly watched the two of them and drank for a long time.
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"Little puppy, especially you, you seem to be very honest and responsible, and you have a lot of thoughts. You are quite good at it."
Li Yan poked Zhou Ba's waxy face with her finger nails and said with a smile.
Zhou Ba was in a state of wandering mind and could not understand or understand.
"Sister Yan'er, pay attention to your image in public places."
Ran Qiuran's expression was very serious and her words were very serious, but the little thoughts she tried to cover up with her seriousness were already exposed when she took Sister Yan'er's hand off Zhou Bashi's shoulder.
Ha, he also protects the food. It’s so fun for young people. Sister Yaner’s satisfied aunt laughs. Now that she’s getting older, she likes to watch this.
The reason why Sister Yan'er is here today is because the stage for the party performance is being installed today, including the stand and sound equipment, which are all rented from Sister Yan'er's Haisheng Musical Instruments Store.
If rented at normal market prices, renting this apartment would cost between 50,000 and 60,000 yuan per day. Taking into account installation, stage rehearsals and formal evening performances, that would be 100,000 yuan per day.
The school will not provide this money.
The funds for the Orientation Party mainly come from student organizations, mainly the Admissions Office and the Student Union, the bulk of which is the External Relations Department of the Student Union. After all, "making money" is their task.
But 100,000 yuan is not a small amount of money for ordinary student organizations. It has never been such a big expense before, so it can be organized. The reason why it can be done in the past two years is that it can hold a welcome party on a large scale.
It is getting bigger and better, thanks to the big boss in the external relations department in the past two years, Ran Qiuran.
For example, the rental fee for this set of equipment, which cost 100,000 yuan, was obtained for free by virtue of her connections with Li Yan, the owner of Haisheng Musical Instruments Store.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There are also Hundred Regiment Battles, Sports Games, Color Runs... various university activities. Ran Qiuran started from scratch and accumulated many connections with sponsors. Last year, the External Relations Department was called the strongest External Relations Department in the history of the school.
It was only because of a big shot minister like Ran Qiuran who supported me.
This is the difference between people. If, as Huang Tao thinks, the one who moves tables and chairs actively will be the best, then you can sit in another position and see if you can become the minister.
Huang Tao is very obedient to orders and willing to work. Compared with Zhou Ba Wa, he is just a lazy dog. But even if Huang Tao moves the tables and chairs out of Hua'er, Sister Yan'er will not come and put her shoulder on his shoulder like she did today.
Cruel, but this is the truth of society.
The installer was installing the stage and debugging the sound system in a big job. Ran Qiuran and Sister Yan'er were chatting privately while supervising the work. Zhou Ba was not nice and excused himself from work.
Zhou Baqu said he was going to work, but he was actually just walking around catching fish. He didn't want to wander to the door of the big job, and happened to see a sneaky and familiar figure.
Zhou Ba wax wanted to pretend not to know him, turned around and wanted to leave, but the other party saw him and recognized him: "Hey! Is it you?"
When Ran Zhicheng came up, he grabbed Zhou Baqu's arm and held him there, with a smile on his face, and said with bared teeth:
"You are my daughter's boyfriend, right?"
"I'm not. Don't try to get relatives."
Zhou Ba wax stood up and pushed with his palm expressionlessly, looking like "Who are you? I don't know you, don't come closer, it's too disgusting."
"Oh, don't you dare to admit it? You were the one who grabbed my arm to help that girl in the mall that day. I even remember your face. You couldn't hide. The young man was very strong at the time."
Ran Zhicheng smiled obscenely and patted Zhou Ba Wa, looking as if the old man was relying on someone else.
"Young man, you are lucky to have my daughter. My daughter is beautiful and rich. Are you saying you can't thank me as your father?"
Zhou Bashi frowned: "I heard that you owed a lot of debt when Minister Ran was eight years old. You abandoned your family and children to avoid debts. Ran Qiuran has struggled until now. Is it any of your business?"
Ran Zhicheng shook his head and said: "You're too small, aren't you? I'm a parent. Without me as a father, how could she be? If I didn't give birth to her, would she be able to have such achievements? It's none of my business whether she is born or not.
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Zhou Ba Wa narrowed his eyes when he heard this and said, "You are really shameless. You didn't listen at all to what I said in the mall that day."
Ran Zhicheng smiled and rubbed his hands, showing his rogue nature: "Let me tell you, being a parent means being a parent, even by blood. She is my flesh and blood. The blood relationship cannot be changed. A daughter cannot choose her father. No matter how much she is buried, she will have to be buried."
Damn, to put it harshly, even if I want to drink her blood and eat her flesh someday, as a daughter, she still has to be filial to me."
This is not something a parent can say. Zhou Ba Wa shook his head. Indeed, children cannot choose their parents. Sometimes the tragedies and comedies of life are decided on the day they are born.
Ran Zhicheng completely lost his temper: "Give me some money, don't ask for more. Give me two thousand yuan first. If you fuck my daughter, I, as a father, will charge you some money. It's not too much. Besides, you can ask her for it."
, she is so rich now, if you ask her for money, she will definitely give it to you. When I am short of money, I will come to you to ask for it, and we are both suitable."
Zhou Baqu looked at him like he was looking at rubbish: "No money."
"No money? You have to think about it. If I don't have money, I will lie down on the ground now. I am shouting here. If anyone asks, I will tell him that I am Ran Qiuran's father. My unfilial daughter will not support my father. What a trouble."
Let the teachers and classmates come and take a look. Anyway, I don’t mind being embarrassed. I want to see if she is as thick-skinned as me. Does she still want to lose face in school?”
Ran Zhicheng is a rotten scoundrel from the bottom of his heart. He has been gambling for more than ten years, has a lot of debts, and does not treat his daughter as a human being. What good intentions do you expect from him?
For ordinary people, being entangled would give them a headache. If they were soft-tempered, they would ask Ran Qiuran for help, and if they were more hard-tempered, they would cause a lot of trouble. But here in Zhou Ba Wa, he looked at Ran Zhicheng and only said:
So:
"Then you have to take care of yourself and don't get sick."
After Zhou Baqu finished speaking, he left without paying any attention to him.
Ran Zhicheng was stunned at first, and then his face changed color. You brat, you don't take my words seriously, do you? You think I don't dare to do it, and I'm here to scare you, right? You see, I won't give you a serious answer, so I will give it to you.
Just look at it as an embarrassment.
Ran Zhicheng, a shameless man, thought so in his mind that he planned to act up on the spot and make his daughter lose face. But unexpectedly, before he finished the warm-up exercises, he felt a sudden gurgling in his stomach, and the pain was unbearable.
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"Ouch! Ouch! Drink! My stomach hurts!"
Oops, no! The pain came quickly and urgently. Ran Zhili immediately felt that his anus could not be clamped, and he had to find a hut as soon as possible!
Ran Zhicheng was suffering from unbearable abdominal pain. At this time, he didn't care about asking his daughter for money and ran away to find a hut. He thought that after he had a bowel movement and felt better, he would come back to ask for money, but he didn't expect...
He might have to poop for three days with this shit.
At the door of the big living room, Zhou Ba wax looked at Ran Zhicheng who ran away to find the hut, and then looked at the objects in his hands.
"The Sick Pot is one of the twelve ancient gods of cows, ghosts and snakes, and the evil spirit king of Nanyang. The method of the sick pot in his temple system can make people sick and stay in bed for three days."
There were three sick pots in the dead money that Zhou Ba Wa obtained from the ancient well in Shaoxiang Town. Unexpectedly, one of them would be used now.
