Chapter 57 Please God Consecrate Yourself, Grandma He
"Grandma! Something happened to uncle!"
Zhou Bashi opened his eyes speechlessly and glanced at the old lady who was in the hospital next to her who was having an infusion. She was watching TV dramas on her phone so loudly in the middle of the night that it was so noisy that he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to stare at her for a while.
It is now 2:30 in the morning, and Zhou Baxu is hanging up bottles for infusion in the hospital.
Earlier, Zhou Baqi saw that his condition was under control and nothing happened, so he asked Zhang Saoling to go back first. There was still class tomorrow. He asked Zhang Saoling to remember to help him answer the questions, and he asked for a day off.
Zhou Baxu was sitting on the patient chair in the infusion room of the hospital, with an infusion needle stuck on the back of his hand. These bottles of fluid would be infused until the morning. The old lady next to him was making a lot of noise watching a drama. He couldn't sleep anymore, so he took out his mobile phone.
, and looked at the game text.
"You have eliminated the weak yellow fairy disease."
"You get it from the sediment, incense ash +100"
Zhou Ba wax never expected that such a stupid scum suddenly appeared out of nowhere. The attack was fast and violent, which was really scary. In the end, it was nothing serious.
He came to the hospital for a check-up and the doctor said it was shingles.
Then the doctor prescribed medicine for him, and he would come to the hospital every afternoon after class for two hours of infusion. In a week, he should be almost cured.
Although he was fine, Zhou Baqi was still a little scared. He read the game text description and found that this was a weakened sore. If this was the original Huangxian disease sore that could kill people, he didn't know if the hospital could treat it.
In fact, if that thing that spreads disease and sores shows up in this world with its own ignorant residue, the trouble will be even greater.
This was not on the same level as the Jing Man that Zhou Ba Wa had encountered for the first time. That thing directly wiped out the yang energy in the macho man's dormitory.
This time, the Huangxian disease sore was really tormenting Zhou Ba Wa, and he went to the hospital for a week of infusions. Fortunately, the public medical level in the country where he lived was sufficiently developed. If he was born in a third world country,
I feel like I'm going to belch if I don't do it right.
Zhou Baqi then thought about the terrifying mountain-moving Taoist captured in the Douyin short video. Gee, I don’t know how that thing was solved in the end, using military armed aircraft and tanks?
This scum of ignorance is just like what is described in the game text. Players gain power from the earthly world, but at the same time they may be approached by dangerous monsters, ghosts, and snake gods. They really need to be careful.
The foolishness and scum have come to an end for the time being.
Seeing that there was no danger anymore, it was time for Zhou Bawa to get down to business and enjoy the spoils of his trip. He took out the biggest gain this time from his gluttonous stomach bag.
"The bride (epic pretending to be dirty), pretending to be dirty belongs to: Market Jianghu Department, Wedding Temple. After consecration, it can cultivate cows, ghosts and snake gods with the power of 'celebrating joy and happiness'."
Zhou Bawa took the bridal costume in his hand and inspected it. It looked like a pet egg slightly larger than a fist. The eggshell was translucent and you could vaguely see a fuzzy bridal embryo curled up inside.
"Grain Eater, if you want to use this device to consecrate it to the gods, please use your blood to draw the consecration incantation on the device according to the instructions."
Zhou Ba Wa pricked his fingertips, followed the instructions, and used his own blood to draw the consecration incantation on the dirty eggs of the bride's outfit.
Hum, the body temple unfolds, and the wedding temple emerges.
The old lady who was watching a drama next to her while she was having an infusion was shivering in the cold. She thought to herself that the wind suddenly blew at night and it was so cold. She tightened the blanket covering her body and continued to watch the drama.
The Zangzang egg absorbed Zhou Bawa's blood, and the blood penetrated into the embryo inside the Zangzang, and the blood veins were twisted. The embryo began to grow up after eating Zhou Bawa's blood, and finally fell to the ground, and the secular god entered the temple.
In the wedding room, there was a mandarin duck quilt spread on the fire bed. Sitting there was a bride wearing a red hijab and a phoenix. Her wedding dress was as red as human blood, and she looked so beautiful that she looked happy.
"囍(epic secular god), the grain-eating 'Kitchen Lord' consecrated the bride's clothes with his own blood, and invited the secular god to sit in his body temple. He is born with the ability to 'celebrate joy and promote rituals'."
"Celebration and Xingyi (talent of secular gods), because it was born in the bride's attire, is born with a unique understanding and insight into the rituals of celebrations, and is born with the ability to master and use the joy generated by the ritual arrangements to bless itself and the place where it sits.
The more exquisite the decoration and furnishings of the wedding temple, the more prosperous and prosperous it will be, and the more it will greatly enhance its own power."
Zhou Ba Wa looked at the first secular god he had obtained, Xi's talent for secular gods, and felt an inexplicable sense of immediacy.
"The intensity of fighting is enhanced by the scene? Are you following Jackie Chan's example?"
Zhou Baqu kept mumbling, but did not want to get on the fire bed. Hearing this, he turned to look at him.
Zhou Ba wax was stunned, is he living a wise life?
Although the red hijab concealed his face and his expression, Zhou Bawa's movement of turning his head to look over at the sight of him should be a reaction to what he said.
"Can you understand me? Can you speak?"
Zhou Ba wax tried to communicate with Xi.
The red hijab swayed and tilted its head.
It responded to what Zhou Balu wax said, but it didn't make any sound, or it couldn't make any sound at all. Instead, it raised its white and slender hands and showed some movements to Zhou Balu wax.
In sign language, I can understand Zhou Ba Wa's speech, but it can't speak, but it can sign language.
However, Zhou Bachu cannot understand sign language.
Tsk, Zhou Baqu looked at Xi who was typing sign language for him, and wondered if he would have to learn this in the future, otherwise he would have to give instructions and communicate unilaterally. Even if his customary god wanted to tell him something, he couldn't even understand it.
Hey, by the way, I seem to know someone who understands sign language. Zhou Baxu thought of the deaf-mute nurse Bai Xier whom he met at the pet clinic that day.
Wait until daytime and ask her via WeChat where she can learn sign language.
Zhou Ba wax was so busy thinking about things that he didn't notice that the body temple was unfolded and the temple was still outside. Seeing that he was ignoring people, he curiously walked nearby.
When Zhou Bachu came to his senses again, he was disturbed by the old lady next to him. The old lady was poking around on her mobile phone and yelling about why it was broken and why it was stuck.
Her TV series was stuck, and it only looped for a few seconds.
Zhou Bashi turned his head and saw an indescribable expression on his face. It was because the TV series was stuck.
He was leaning next to the old lady's mobile phone, his fingers scrolling along the progress bar of the TV series.
"Where are you going and why are you going..."
Zhou Ba Wa shouted in a low voice.
He tilted his little head, pointed at the TV series that had been stuck on the phone and said "Grandma...Grandma...", then pointed at himself and made gestures.
Finally, Zhou Ba Wa frowned and looked at the cub pointing at it for a long time, and finally understood. It seemed that it wanted him to call it that?
"Grandma? You want me to call you that?"
Xi sat upright on the kang and nodded to Zhou Ba Wa, which means that you finally understand some rules.
Zhou Ba Wa chews his teeth and flowers, his folk gods are really good at acting like monsters. If they weren’t just born from eggs, then who cares?
