Whether it's a blacksmith or an equipment dealer, Zhou Bawa doesn't need to think about it for the time being. Because of the character's death, he has been punished for eight hours of physical punishment.
This game is simply full of malice. It doesn’t want you to play for even one more minute. You can suddenly die suddenly while walking. If you die, you can’t play for eight hours. Isn’t this the stamina-stuck game progress mechanism in mobile games now?
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However, it fits well with the background story. The player plays the role of a Grain Eater, a person who bears the curse of being banished and spurned by the world. Thinking about it this way, it is very fitting for them to feel malice in this land.
This seemingly absurd game world, the logic behind it is unexpectedly correct, it almost seems real.
Zhou Ba Wa quit the game. It was morning now, and he had to go to class during the day for eight hours. He continued to play in the afternoon, played until death, rested for a night, and could play again the next morning. This formed a cycle and the time allocation was just right.
Mobile games are as good as mobile games. The fragmented and limited game time does not delay daily life, and there is no need to worry about not being able to keep up with heavy players. The physical punishment is there. Everyone has the same game time, and even thinking about it makes them sick.
, all living beings are equal.
Looking at the time, he shouted in the dormitory that it was time to go to class. Zhou Bawu took his books and left the dormitory to go to the classroom. On the way, he counted in his mind what he had gained from the morning game.
The right to use the niche cannot be brought into real life. In reality, there is no niche for you to teleport to. This is an ability used in the game.
Although the remnants of Zhongshengji were only raw materials, they could be taken out, but Zhou Bawa took them out, took a look at them, and immediately put them back.
If you want to follow the description in the game text, what is this thing? The remains of body tissue fermented for who knows how many years in the ground. You can imagine how disgusting it is.
The smell made me think it was a biological weapon.
Absolutely, Zhou Ba wax will never take out this thing again, let's wait until it is processed into a physical bottle.
The two rewards obtained in this game have relatively little impact on reality. They are both specifically used in the game. They are far less influential than the previous Kitchen God Pendant and Qi Watching Technique, which can exert considerable influence in reality.
Because of the Stove Lord pendant, Zhou Baqiu now opens WeChat every day, and it is full of news. People who have not been in contact with him for many years come to see him, and there are all kinds of strangers.
Dr. Little Chrysanthemum: Are you still troubled by constipation, blood in the stool, itching, and hemorrhoids? Big Iron Stick Anorectal Hospital welcomes you.
Brother Jie: I've spent 60,000 knives on Xixi, and all I need is your knives. What? Who am I? It doesn't matter. As long as you chop knives for me, you are my brother.
Small campus loan: no credit reference, no mortgage required, just hold a photo with your ID card and get the loan in 3 minutes.
Video seller: Brother, do you want a video? 600T of seeds for 5 yuan, you will not be alone tonight.
Now when Zhou Bashi opens the WeChat "Request to Add Friends" backend, he can see a group of monsters and monsters.
Unfortunately, it's not easy for him to turn on the anti-harassment function, because after he tried it, his phone was blocked and he couldn't escape.
The innate effect of the Kitchen God Pendant is so terrifying.
Generally speaking, it is currently a relatively compromised state with minimal impact. Just let it ring in the background and he will just ignore it.
Of course, there are some things that cannot be avoided. For example, after Zhou Baxu finished class this morning and was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, he saw his roommate Lao Zhang coming over in a hurry with sweat.
Lao Zhang, Zhang Tianhan, that cool guy who made fried rice with green pepper and shredded pork yesterday without green pepper or shredded pork or rice, is the fifth of the four kings in their dormitory on Saturday.
There are a total of six people in their dormitory. Except for Zhou Baqiu, who is just an ordinary person, the other five are all talented people. Zhou Baqiu often laments that he is dragging down the whole dormitory. How can He De and this person be the same in this life?
Five gods share a dormitory.
Lao Zhang is the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings. His record was that he lost in a card game in the dormitory during his freshman year and was punished by dressing up as a woman. From then on, he was out of control. He profoundly explained what it means to dress up as a woman only zero times and countless times.
Now he is the man with the “fullest wardrobe and the pinkest clothes” in the dormitory, known as Zhang Saoling.
"Old Zhou, help me."
Zhang Saoling came trotting all the way, one person dripping with sweat, the other person extremely charming.
Some of the boys next to me were stunned, thinking to themselves, who is this pretty girl wearing a small skirt? As soon as she opened her mouth, she was dumbfounded, why does this pretty girl have such a thick voice? It’s close to the north! It seems to be a man!
Apart from anything else, Lao Zhang was born with really good conditions, his bones are light and thin, his skin is thin and fair, he looks like a boy and a girl, so there is really nothing wrong with wearing women's clothes. He doesn't speak or look carefully, so it's hard for outsiders to tell him apart.
Otherwise, there wouldn't have been a plan in the dormitory to trick him into dressing up as a woman. Who would want to see a hairy-legged man dressed as a woman? Of course he would want to see a cute boy.
Unexpectedly, I have committed a crime and cannot go back. Therefore, I say be wary of new dormitory scam traps, and boys must learn to protect themselves even when they are alone.
Zhou Baqi saw Zhang Saoling running without braking, and quickly stretched out his hand to put an emergency brake on him: "If you have anything to say, stand over there and say it."
Just kidding, he doesn't want to die in society, he wants to be the object of discussion among elementary school girls, not the object of discussion about CP.
Zhang Saoling took Zhou Bashi's arm and walked out anxiously, saying, "Oh, don't waste time. Lao Zhou, please help me look for it. I've lost my bicycle."
"The bicycle was lost? When was it lost?"
Zhou Bazhu followed him out. There were six people in the dormitory, and only Zhang Xiaogongju had a bicycle. He bought it with his own money, which he earned from being a women's cosplayer in exhibitions.
"I don't know, it must have just been lost. I rode my bike to the teaching building in the morning for class, and after class I went to the carport to pick up the car. I found that the car was gone and the locks were broken."
Zhou Bachu followed Lao Zhang to the bicycle shed. He arrived late, and there was only a bicycle lock with a broken chain left on the scene.
"What should I do, Lao Zhou? I also promised Jingwen that I would take her to Binjiang Road to eat hotpot at noon today."
Zhang Sao Ling said anxiously, Wu Jingwen is Zhang Sao Ling's girlfriend... Yes, even though they shout about Zhang Sao Ling every day, she is the only one among the six people in the dormitory who has a girlfriend.
"I'll lend you some money and take a taxi first."
Zhou Baxi transferred 50 yuan to Lao Zhang via WeChat. He knew that Lao Zhang was not rich in living expenses, otherwise he would not have gone out to make money as a women's cosplayer. It was not easy to get a girlfriend in college, so going out to ride this bicycle would save him a lot of money.
Less taxi fare.
"Old Zhou..." Zhang Saoling felt a little sorry.
"Remember to pay me back next month, and I can collect the debt from you."
Zhou Baqu said this, not because he was really short of money, but because he was taking care of Lao Zhang's self-esteem.
"Okay, go ahead and don't let your partner wait in a hurry. I'll help you ask the school security office about the bicycle and check the surveillance video."
"Old Zhou, you are the best to me." Zhang Saoling looked at Zhou Baqi with watery eyes and said, "But I have to remind you, there is no possibility between us."
"You want to sacrifice your small self to help your big self and give us a few postgraduate placements in the dormitory, right?"
Zhou Ba wax raised his leg and gave this scheming slut a kick in the butt, telling him to get out of here.
All kidding aside, Zhang Saoling thanked Zhou Baqi for taking the first step. The two of them are really good buddies and can help each other out whenever necessary.
Zhou Bashi went to the security room, explained the situation, and followed the security guard to watch the surveillance video. After watching it, the security guard was a little confused.
According to the surveillance video, no one was in the shed at that time. The video screen suddenly jumped, and the bicycle that was still there one second disappeared out of thin air the next second.
"Is this surveillance video broken?"
It was a bit bizarre to watch the video on Zhou Baxi. Of course, there were some problems with the video itself. The video during this time period was not clear, and snowflakes were constantly flickering and frames were dropped, but these could not explain the sudden disappearance of the bicycle.
Where is it?
"Call the police, that car is quite expensive."
Seeing that things were getting weird, the security guard didn't know how to deal with it, so he spoke up first.
"This...thing is not clear yet..."
The security guard was a little hesitant. After all, calling the police was too sensitive. It was just a lost bicycle. There was no need to make such a big fuss as the police in the school.
As soon as Zhou Baxu saw the security guard's face, he knew that the security guard wanted to deal with it perfunctorily, but there was no chance of getting Zhang Sao Ling's bicycle back.
"What if the person who steals the car is someone outside the school? What if the person steals more than just cars? What if it is a dangerous person? The carport is not far from the girls' dormitory."
Zhou Bachu didn't go out and talk about how important the car is in vain, but cleverly poked at another sore spot.
This did work. The security guard was a little frightened by Zhou Baqi's alarmism and said, "Wait a minute, I have to call the principal and ask."
"Hey, Yaoyao Ling? There's been a theft in Bincheng..."
Zhou Bashi's phone call had already been made, and he knew that if the security guard asked the principal, he would definitely not be able to call the police.
"Oh! You!" The security guard could no longer stop him and could only call the principal quickly.
Zhou Bashi called the police and explained the situation. The other party said that the police would be there shortly and asked him to wait where he was.
"Which class are you in? Please tell me your class number and name."
The security guard came over angrily with the phone in hand and asked. On the other end of the phone was obviously the principal.
Zhou Bashi didn't hide anything. He reported his class number and name. He didn't feel the need to hide it. He didn't do anything wrong. He sat upright.
After a while, messages started to arrive on WeChat. It was the counselor, asking him what was going on. Apparently the principal had found the counselor, and Zhou Baqi explained the situation truthfully.
After hearing this, the counselor told him why he was so impulsive and tactful in dealing with things. Wouldn't this cause trouble for the school and himself? He told Zhou Bawa to stay where he was. He came over now and would admit his mistake with a better attitude later. But
Don't bear the punishment.
Zhou Bazhu scratched his head, you said now that you have lost your property and you want to get it back, you have to admit your mistake.
Of course, it doesn't matter to him.
However, it doesn’t matter if Zhou Ba is waxing, some people can’t bear it, so someone else sent a message on WeChat.
Minister Ran: What are you trying to do?
Minister of the Student Union's External Relations Department, candidate for the next Student Union President, Bincheng University Internal Affairs King, Ran Qiuran's network of contacts, well-informed, the school is just like hers, something happened here in Zhou Baxi, and she has
Just know it.
Zhou Ba Wa originally didn't want to go back, but he was given a series of life-threatening dunks.
Minister Ran: Don’t pretend to be dead.
Minister Ran: I know you saw it.
Minister Ran: You want me to go there in person despite my busy schedule?
Zhou Bachu: It's okay. I caused a little trouble. Just write a review and be sincere. It should be fine.
Minister Ran: Who asked you to write a review?
Minister Ran: Forget it, I can’t even tell you what I’m asking.
Ran Qiuran disappeared after sending this message, but after a while, the security guard answered a call, saying that everything was fine, and asked him to follow Zhou Bashi and cooperate with the police to check the scene and try to recover the stolen bicycle as soon as possible.
Zhou Bashi’s WeChat message rang again, this time it was someone else.
Counselor:????What did you do?
Zhou Ba Wa: I don’t know (innocent hands spread.jpg)