Chapter 1 I Should Stand Side by Side Under the Car
Chapter 1 I should be in the car side by side, double rocking version (pink new book, please collect it)
Gao Zhang, who was so tired that he had already fallen asleep, heard the whispers of a man and a woman.
I don't know how long it lasted, until the sound of the door being bolted was heard.
Finally, Gao Zhang woke up from his drowsy state under the bed.
Then, I heard two breathing sounds coming and going in the room.
"Teacher..."
"Zhou Lang..."
"Teacher..."
Gao Zhang did not wait for the expected answer. What he heard was that the bed board began to react.
The intertwined breathing sounds suddenly became rapid.
"..."
Zhou Lang, whose face was darkened and confused, looked at the young man.
And one of his hands was wrapped around the slender waist of this stunning woman.
It makes me feel pity for her, and I wish I could hold her in my arms. It's a pity that a pair of A's really can't afford each other. They can at best be brothers.
Very good, it seems that everyone has a common language.
It's really inappropriate for you to drive me away without even saying a word.
It's a pity that things are not as expected after all. With a creak, the door slowly opens...
Gao Zhang, who was under the bed, couldn't help but want to add something for this old boy who had not yet passed the lactation period.
His expression was very exaggerated, and his eyes looked so horrified.
There was a knock on the door. Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang were calm on the surface but very uneasy on the inside, lying side by side under the bed.
"What?!" A man and a woman exclaimed.
"Miss, that official Zhao is here and has entered the hospital."
At this moment, Zhou Lang had already raised his butt helplessly, lay down, and was about to crawl under the bed.
"Master, I just want to sit closer to you. Well, your rouge smells so good..."
"???" Gao Zhang turned his head away in confusion.
Then Gulu got up, and soon he heard a woman's scream.
"Ah? This..."
Come on, let's sit here and talk to me for a few words. I promise you it's just chatting..."
Then he saw a pair of shiny moves staring at him, and he was immediately stunned. "This! This! This!"
"!!!" Gao Zhang raised his arm immediately. As a result, Zhou Lang on the side saw Gao Zhang's move.
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still has to look like a girl, otherwise what is the difference between her and a transvestite?
Miss Shishi felt like she was going crazy because it was a mature adult Zhou Lang who got under the bed.
Then, Gao Zhang saw Zhou Lang beside him who was preventing him from covering his mouth and nose and ruining his life.
"Hurry up, miss... I'll go down first to greet Mr. Zhao."
Then I saw a beautiful woman whose skin was fair enough to beat frost and snow, and whose eyebrows were like a painting.
It's too late, it will be soon... Accompanied by the rhythm of the bed, Gao Zhang saw the ash falling leisurely between the gaps in the bed boards.
Rustling, humming, humming, even saw a corner of the sheets, gradually disappearing into the car, ah no, on the bed.
Next to her, a gentle man with a handsome appearance and a short beard looked at her with a face full of surprise and uncertainty.
"???" Gao Zhang turned his head subconsciously and saw Zhou Lang's eyes full of pleading. And ashes fell on his face...
He saw Zhou Lang tilting his head thoughtfully, and saw this young man looking at him with bright eyes.
"Hurry up and listen to me."
Zhao Guanren glanced at the frightened girl Shishi. It seemed that girl Shishi really didn't know there was someone under the bed.
"Teacher, I finally found an opportunity to come out.
Zhou Lang could only grit his teeth, push his legs hard, and squeeze in, and then...
Listening to the humming and humming sounds on the bed, and the sound that sounded like a whale sucking water or feasting on food.
"..."
With red teeth and white lips, sparse eyebrows and bright eyes, he looks quite handsome, but the problem is obviously that the product is wrong, okay?
This made Shishi girl have the urge to lie down and see what else is under the bed.
"Master... we haven't seen each other for a few days. It's like three autumns. We haven't seen each other for almost ten days.
You should still knock on the bed board, and those who sleep on the upper bunk in advance should pay attention to the impact.
Miss Shishi's voice had a slight vibrato. Gao Zhang, who was under the bed, analyzed calmly and felt that this should be caused by nervousness.
"My lord... I'm not feeling well today."
Then Gao Zhang saw his feet landing on the ground, and then a pair of slender lotus feet landing on the ground.
"Don't believe him, a man's mouth is a liar."
"Quickly, under the bed, Zhou Lang, hurry in."
However, this Shishi girl could not hear the inner complaints of the two men under the bed, but she still sat on the other side of the bed away from Zhao Guanren.
At this moment, the bed began to rise and fall.
When he tilted his head, he saw that Zhou Lang, who was standing side by side, also had an expression of disgust and contempt in his eyes.
"..."
Well, if you laugh, you will become a friend. Gao Zhang, who has excellent social skills and has always been hospitable, breathed a sigh of relief.
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A loud and crisp sneeze echoed in the room, and the bed, which was originally bustling with activity, suddenly fell into dead silence.
But he was at the bottom of the car, which made Gao Zhang couldn't help but think of a sentence, is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?
This made Zhao feel that it was as long as a few years..."
Gao Zhang, who originally wanted to kick the old man out, felt pity for no reason.
Considering the current situation, and in order to appease the other party, I could only force out a smile.
"!!!"
Gao Zhang just looked at Zhou Lang, who had a fierce look in his eyes and stared at him.
Thinking that the other party was trying to cause trouble, his face turned pale with fright, and he stretched out his hand to suppress Gao Zhang's arm.
Come on, after all, there is no point in lying down anymore. Besides, I am not actively eavesdropping, I am clearly passive eavesdropping. What a big deal.
"come out!"
Especially the beauty mark on the cheek is the finishing touch.
Then there was a creak and the door closed, but the person did not leave.
There was a hurried sound, and Gao Zhang, who was lying silently under the bed, could already hear the creaking of the floorboards outside the house.
At this moment, a somewhat vague voice sounded from the bed: "Can you please stop being angry?"
Who is this kid?
A cloud of doubt also arises in the mind of Emperor Zhao Ji of the Song Dynasty, who disguised himself as a wealthy businessman named Zhao Guanren in order to get close to his beloved famous actor Li Shishi.
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Four eyes under the bed looked in the direction of the door, and saw two legs walking in after the door opened.
Covering her lapel with one hand, her bun is half loose, her black hair hangs down like a waterfall, and there is shock and panic in her clear eyes as clear as lake water.
"It's Zhao. Master, please open the door quickly."
After listening for a long time under the bed, Gao Zhang felt that there was a child above who had not yet passed breastfeeding. When he thought of such a small child appearing in the car.
He took the initiative to move in, then lowered his voice and gestured.
Your pants have fallen off, but you still have time to grab the girl's waist and refuse to let go.
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Gao Zhang's eyes fell on the disheveled Zhao Ji, and he couldn't help but feel respectful.
"Well...it's been quite a long time."
Bang bang bang, a series of rapid knocks on the door suddenly rang, and soon, a delicate yet anxious voice came from outside the door.
"This little brother, your pants are down."
But it all seemed a bit inappropriate, after all, it didn’t seem like the place I was staying in was a serious place.
Starting to move their buttocks, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang moved their buttocks frequently through each other, watching helplessly as each other moved from one end of the bed to the other. Then...
"..." Gao Zhang listened to the earthy love words of the Zhao official with a dark expression on his face, goosebumps spread all over his body, and he felt embarrassed.
"Ah sneeze!!!"
I don't know whether I should say thank you or kick this little brat out.
"Move further in, otherwise you can see the door at a glance."
At this moment, his face was gray and blue, and his eyes were full of despair, as if he was going to shit at any moment.
This made Gao Zhang, who was so dizzy from sleep, not knowing that he should politely climb out and walk out.
At this moment, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang under the bed both let out such roars in their hearts.
"Guan Zhao?" The lazy and sexy female voice sounded from the bed.
"Beast!" Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang, who were lying side by side under the bed, roared angrily in their hearts.
"Guanren Zhao, you, you...we agreed to just chat, you..."
At this moment, Zhao Guanren, who was sitting on the bed, didn't know if it was because his earthy love words had no effect.
The small lotus feet that she liked very much were frequently landing on her buttocks.
Gao Zhang's eyes moved slightly down to his chest, his eyes darkened, and his face was filled with boredom.
Forgive him, even the sheets have been pulled, what else is there that can't be overcome?
Side by side under the bed, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang both complained wildly in their hearts.
After thinking about it, I felt that after all the visitor was a guest, I had to be polite.
"Official Zhao, we agreed that we were just chatting, and I asked you to sit back..."
"Miss Shishi, although I can't spare the time to see you these days, Zhao is always thinking of you..."
Gao Zhang's eyes suddenly bulged, holy shit! What should I do?
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Unfortunately, Gao Zhang was not given time to think about it.
Why did it turn out to be a strange boy of eleven or twelve years old?
"Ah, this... what should I do?"
There is actually a living person like this?!
"What the hell, come in quickly." In the urging voice, Zhou Lang had already heard the voices coming from outside the house.
"Teacher...Teacher..." A man's low voice came from outside the door.
Just looking at her, she seemed to be out of touch with the world, with a body as light as an immortal. It happened that her ruffles were half untied, revealing a little bit of slippery shoulders like mutton-fat jade.
Listening to his experienced explanation, I felt numb all over.
"Who?!" A somewhat frightened and angry voice sounded from the couch.
"If you go, just say that I am feeling unwell and cannot welcome you in person."
"Don't drive, let him get out!"
The point is, I am still a child, so what do you think after hearing this?
Gao Zhang silently spread, bent, and straightened his legs, allowing his upper body to slowly and smoothly emerge from under the bed.
Seeing Zhao Ji start to hurriedly lift his pants, Gao Zhang glanced around and saw a golden phoenix hairpin on the dressing table.
He quickly took a step forward and grabbed it in his hand, then raised his eyebrows and winked at the still dumbfounded young lady.
"Miss, is this the hairpin you dropped under the attic?"
