Chapter 138 Can Miss Sister Stop Using Puns? (Please)
Chapter 138: Miss, can you please stop using puns all the time? (Please subscribe and vote)
Author: sunny
Chapter 138: Miss, can you please stop using puns all the time? (Please subscribe and vote)
Gao Zhang looked at this charming teacher girl with bright eyes and white teeth with a dark expression.
He always felt that her words were slandering him, but Miss Shishi's words quickly attracted Gao Zhang's attention.
The Goulan Pavilion in the Song Dynasty was not only an informal entertainment club, but also an important place for social communication, a center for the service industry, and the main stage for various talent performances.
As the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty, Tokyo is full of restaurants that are necessary for citizens' daily life.
Like "Yuan Street", the west side of Quyuan Street is almost full of pavilions and pavilions.
Especially in prosperous areas, such as outside the Zhuque Gate on the east and west side of Yujie, as well as the south and north Xiaqiao Streets, almost all of them are like this.
You should know that these streets are the longest and widest roads in Bianliang, Tokyo.
There is no need to count how many pavilions and pavilions can be set up, just go for a walk by yourself and it will definitely dazzle your eyes.
Such a large number of Goulan Pavilions has also led to fierce competition in this industry.
Just like today, Fan Lou, known as the number one bar in Tokyo during the Song Dynasty, has now met a challenger: Wan Hong Lou.
It's a long story, it's a large-scale government-organized event this year, and on Fanlou's side, Miss Shishi should have taken the lead.
As a result, because of the incident between Zhao Guanren and Zhou Lang, Miss Shishi was in a bad mood and suffered from cold, so she was unable to participate in time.
As a result, Nawanhonglou won the first prize.
Gao Zhang was very surprised to hear this. He never thought that in the Song Dynasty, there would be such a large-scale entertainment promotion event jointly organized by the government and the people.
That is to say, many government wine warehouses will start cooking wine and holding activities before the Qingming Festival every year.
As the saying goes: every year, it is cooked before the Qingming Festival, and the new ones are sold in front of the middle of the year to welcome the new year. The warehouses are returned to the main store, and a day is chosen to open and sell to show good luck.
Notices were issued in advance in each treasury, prostitutes, both official and private, were dressed in new beauties, and social groups and drummers were hired to welcome them with honor...
This means that after the government starts brewing new wine, it will specially invite these ladies from Goulanguange to actively participate in this government-organized promotion of new products.
As a result, the newly-minted courtesan of Wanhonglou, thanks to Wanhonglou's careful creation and marketing, won a lot of applause at this wine-making promotion meeting.
This made the Wanhonglou famous, and Wanhonglou happened to choreograph some eye-catching dances.
And the new oiran was very good at dancing, which made the business of Wanhonglou boom, the turnover increased greatly, and even many VIP customers of Fanlou also jumped there to hang out.
Hearing Miss Shishi mention the VIPs in this building, she gritted her teeth and slowly said that these financial lords have not been to Fan Lou for a while. When she said this, Miss Shishi's bright eyes turned and fell on Gao Zhang's.
On the body.
"Do you think he also went to Wanhonglou?"
Gao Zhang naturally understood who he was referring to.
This question made Gao Zhang startled. He remembered that not long ago, Master Hunjun had a look of sadness trapped in love, and left a sentence of heartbreaking longing for him on the "Kingfisher Singing in Spring Picture".
If he didn't have much time to spend, he would rush to Wanhonglou to start a new battlefield and expand his new horizons, haha... Even if he was a disciple, he would definitely scold him and call him an old scumbag.
Fortunately, it was during the Song Dynasty. Until the 21st century, even if you are a famous contemporary art master, you will go to such a place to dedicate yourself to art and to collect and sketch.
The righteous policeman will definitely give you a public relations opportunity to make you understand that artists cannot violate laws and regulations and must abide by them.
Gao Zhang, who was thinking wildly, heard Miss Shishi sigh sadly, and her sad look of being hesitant to speak was heartbreaking to see.
Although Gao Zhang was still a child, he still had the urge to raise his hand and help Miss Shishi soothe the slight sadness between her brows.
Gao Zhang could only bite the bullet and explain a few words to his faint-hearted master, and then decided to find a way to divert the attention of the master.
"If Miss Shishi just thinks about how to use singing and dancing to attract people, in my opinion, this matter is quite simple."
Gao Zhang noticed Miss Shishi's eyes and continued to point at the "Lanling King*Willow" calmly and said.
"There happens to be a masterpiece by Mr. Zhou here. I think we can use this masterpiece to make a fuss and play some new tricks."
"What kind of new tricks? As a young scholar, what new tricks can you know?"
"...Miss, please speak as concisely as possible and don't use puns all the time."
"Let's continue talking seriously, either playing the piano and singing, or just singing and dancing like you did in the past.
In my opinion, it has been completely typed and popularized.”
"If you want to really attract people, you should try some new tricks that are completely different from the previous ones."
"Just like you were playing with the girl Lu Qi who was pretending to be a man, ahem, you can use this method to cooperate with the court and transform it into a brand new art performance that combines performance, singing and dancing...
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As soon as Gao Zhang said these words, the eyes of Miss Shishi, who was already very talented in this area, suddenly lit up.
"Sisters know how to act, sing, and dance. Could it be that you want to perform this poem in the style of a small drama?"
What the hell is a little drama? Gao Zhang was confused. It didn't matter what it was. What was important was that Miss Shishi could understand his own thinking.
Just when Gao Zhang was about to make further statements, Lu Qi had already rushed back and reported to Miss Shishi.
It was said that Zhou Bangyan's confidants had already eaten their meals, and he was worried about his master's health, so he was planning to take advantage of the rising sun to rush back.
After hearing this, Miss Shishi couldn't help but become a little anxious, stood up and said.
"Well, in that case, just let him come over. I have something to ask him."
After saying that, Miss Shishi turned her head and smiled brightly at Gao Zhang.
"Sister, I'll go down and I'll be back soon. I'd like to ask the young Master to sit down for a moment."
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Gao Zhang heard the footsteps of Miss Shishi going downstairs. After a short while, the sound of the exchange between Miss Shishi and a man came through the window.
This made Gao Zhang couldn't help but walked to the window curiously. At this moment, he heard the voice of Miss Shishi.
"Tell me, when and where did your master write this poem?"
Looking at the number one courtesan in Tokyo in front of them, Zhou Bangyan's confidant wanted to find an excuse to get rid of him.
However, the smart and thoughtful teacher girl in front of him couldn't understand what he wanted to do, so she snorted coldly.
"If you want me to sincerely help your master, you'd better tell the truth."
Lu Qi on the side also shouted in an aggressive manner.
"Whether what you said is true or not, my lady has many ways to check..."
This confidant felt bitter in his heart when he heard this. He accidentally let it slip just now, so naturally he didn't dare to hide it now.
I can only briefly tell the story of my master's inspiration in Goulan, a small town by the canal.
Miss Shishi's pretty face paled slightly, and after a long time, she calmly said to Zhou Lang's confidant.
"Okay, go ahead and tell him, I believe I have this poem in my hand.
It shouldn’t be too long before the officials call him back to Beijing.”
It's just that Miss Shishi's voice seems a little hoarse at the moment...