Chapter 305 I only hate why the sky didn't get dark earlier
Chapter 305 I just hate why it didn’t get dark earlier (third update)
Author: sunny
Chapter 305 I just hate why it didn’t get dark earlier (third update)
Think about how so many great liars in later generations can let countless smart people empty their wealth in public.
Can they still take drugs through the screen? Of course not, they rely on exquisite words, touching stories, and inspiring emotional induction.
As a master of conversational skills with extremely high emotional intelligence, Gao Zhang also knows how to use his eloquence to solve various problems.
Seeing this Xiao Gao who never opened his mouth to talk nonsense and always had something to say, the upset Miss Shishi gradually relaxed herself.
"Then when an accident happens, the slave family will hold you responsible."
Looking at this teacher girl who suddenly regained her energy, her eyes moved, and she looked more and more charming.
Gao Zhang lowered his gaze and calmed down in an instant. He quickly raised his arms to cover his face, trying to avoid the teacher's girl's hand that pinched his pink face.
"...Miss, please stop, can we be more serious?"
"I'm just pinching your little face, I'm not a bad person."
"???" Gao Zhang was so confused by the wind that he almost turned his nose in anger.
Is this special bitch talking to me? Is it serious that you are here to pinch my face?
Women, don’t think you are a graphic model who brings disaster to the country and the people, so you dare to slap your nose on your face.
When Lu Qi and Lu Qi on the side saw this scene, they couldn't help but swallow the stars, like two spider spirits eager to pounce on their prey.
Gao Zhang touched his little face, which had been pinched several times by the teacher's girl. He was so angry that his liver ached. He was really offended. Forget it, he didn't care about this female goblin.
Thinking about Brother Yudi, he was touched and touched by countless goblins, and I don’t know how much tender tofu he was eaten, but it was only by virtue of his strong will that he stayed true to his heart that he was able to reach the West.
It seems that every warrior who wants to succeed needs to go through a road full of obstacles.
If it is the thorny road of this kind of warm and fragrant nephrite, it is not impossible. Anyway, I don’t suffer any loss, but every time I suffer a loss, I long to grow up early...
"The slave family feels that he is in a much better mood now. Thank you Xiao Gao Zhuangyuan for enlightening the slave family..."
The teacher's girl had already eaten Gao Zhang's young man's tofu. Her pretty lips raised a seductive arc, and she smiled like a vixen who had just eaten a chicken.
Gao Zhang sighed helplessly, warned the three women with a dark face to pay attention to their safety, and then turned around and left angrily.
After the lucky Wenquxing strolled around like this, the three women were like three fairies who had absorbed the yang energy and instantly regained their full vitality.
I began to look forward to the next performance with confidence, and I just regretted that the sky didn't get dark earlier.
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The prime minister, princes and foreign envoys sat in the hall, and officials of the fifth rank and below, as well as the attachés of foreign envoys, sat in the two corridors outside the hall.
There are also those officials below the seventh rank who have already sat in the square of Daqing Hall.
Various foods are placed in front of everyone, including ring cakes, oil cakes, date tarts, fruits, etc.
Almost all the musicians from the Jiaofang were out in force, and there were performances everywhere inside and outside the Daqing Hall.
In addition, the so-called Baixi, that is, folk artists who are good at various acrobatics, have rarely entered the palace today.
They worked hard to perform their special skills for these noble people, such as climbing poles, jumping ropes, handstands, bending at the waist, playing bowls, kicking bottles, somersaults, and lifting.
At this moment, Cai Laoliu and Na Tong Zhisheng were sitting side by side in the square.
Ever since I saw my senior brother Gao Zhang, he was actually qualified to sit on the corridor outside the palace and eat and drink.
Cai Laoliu, whose eyes were almost on fire, suddenly became jealous, turned his anger into appetite, and began to sweep away the delicacies on the table.
After all, it was because the examination room was too dark and the examiners were blind, so Qilinzi from the Cai Mansion could only fall at the bottom of the list.
Otherwise, there would be no chance for Gao Zhang to squat on the corridor outside the palace today.
Just as he was eating and drinking through gritted teeth, he suddenly heard Tong Zhisheng's shouts beside him.
"Ouch, brother Guizhang, why did you come here if you didn't stay up there?"
Cai Laoliu subconsciously squinted his eyes and saw Gao Zhang, wearing a scarlet robe, walking towards this side with a smile and carrying a wine flask.
"I'm not tired of being alone up there. I just think that Brother Zhisheng, you and my junior brother are all here.
I don’t know if you are freezing while sitting in this square with drafts on all sides, so I came here to have a look.”
"By the way, I also brought wine. I don't drink it anyway. I don't know if it tastes the same as the wine on your desk."
Cai Laoliu was stunned when he heard these words. As for Tong Zhisheng, his eyes suddenly lit up when he saw the wine flask in Gao Zhang's hand.
He grabbed it with his hand, filled himself a glass, raised his neck and poured it into his mouth, smacking his mouth with unfulfilled thoughts.
"Unexpectedly, the first time I came back to eat the banquet given by the palace, I was not even allowed to drink freely."
"Brother Zhisheng, it would be great if you can drink. It is absolutely impossible to drink freely.
If even 10% of the people attending the banquet today are not good at drinking, I don’t know what kind of chaos this Song Palace will become."
After all, it was the emperor's birthday. Although the food supply was abundant, the wine supply was limited.
After all, among the civil and military ministers of the dynasty and the envoys from various countries, no one can guarantee how many drunken lunatics there are.
If there is no limit on the amount of drinks, then the palace will be full of drunkards running amok.
At that time, the lustful alcoholic madman started flirting with the palace maids while holding small drinks. The bad-tempered alcoholic madman cursed each other and even took off their clothes to fight with each other.
Or maybe he got so drunk that he used the palace as a latrine and defecated everywhere. Haha, do you still want the dignity of the Song Dynasty official family?
Therefore, every official who came to celebrate his birthday was only given a jug of wine, and it was green ant wine with a very low alcohol content, just to prevent this kind of accident that could easily turn into a scandal.
I was eating with these two people, watching the various performances, acrobatics, bragging and farting. Before I knew it, the sky had turned completely dark, and the entire Bianliang, Tokyo, had been covered in black night.
The brilliance of lights embellishes the entire Tokyo of the Song Dynasty, making it particularly magnificent in the night.
The lights inside and outside the Daqing Hall of the imperial palace were also brightly lit, and there were sounds of singing and laughter everywhere.
However, such a long banquet has already made many elderly ministers unable to sit still.
Moreover, many of the courtiers who were sitting with numb buttocks were also murmuring in their hearts, wondering when the officials would announce the end of today's banquet.