Chapter 323 The cow that almost died of exhaustion: Brought to you by the faint king Zhao Ji
Chapter 323: The Cow that Almost Died from Exhaustion: The Foolish Lord Zhao Ji (Updated in the third update)
Author: sunny
Chapter 323: The Cow that Almost Died from Exhaustion: The Foolish Lord Zhao Ji (Updated in the third update)
Gao Zhang couldn't help but be a little curious, could Master Hunjun have such a good time and actually want to do something that he shouldn't do in the yard?
Out of the curiosity of an innocent child, Gao Zhang couldn't help but walk up the steps, approached the closed door of the courtyard, and peeked inside through the small gap...
After just one glance, Gao Zhang's eyes froze instantly and he opened his mouth in an exaggerated manner.
What did he see? He saw Master Hunjun standing in the open space in front of the attic, raising his hand and waving towards the top of the attic.
At this moment, Miss Shishi, who was dressed exactly the same as when she performed the goddess's coming to the world that night, was holding a lantern and slid down from it, lightly opening her red lips.
Using that kind of dramatic narration, he repeated what he said that day when he was performing the goddess's coming into the world.
And the foolish king Zhao Ji also followed the script of that day in a decent manner.
After that, Lu Qi and Luluo, who were dancing Xiao and playing the flute, also slipped down from it.
This time, when the teacher girl asked him if he was willing to go to the immortal world to sit down with God Haotian and Taishang Laojun to discuss Taoism.
With a lewd smile and an intoxicated expression on his face, the faint king Zhao Ji expressed his willingness to go to Wushan with the fairy, ah no... to the fairy world.
Next, the Hunjun Zhao Ji and the teacher girl held hands and walked towards the attic, while Lu Qi and Luo Luo played the flute with all their strength...
Seeing this, Gao Zhang silently withdrew his gaze and rubbed his eyes vigorously. He felt that he was so excited by the Costume Play just now that he almost had stars in his eyes.
They even raised their fingers to use the pen to write three big numbers 6 on the door of the house, one stroke, two strokes, three strokes.
To express my admiration for this faint king master, like the water of the Yellow River, it is endless.
"Master Zhuangyuan, what are the officials doing inside?"
Seeing the strange expression on the champion's face, Yang Jian also curiously asked in a low voice.
"My master is playing three-flying game inside, um, a very serious trapeze game..."
The previous word seemed a bit informal, so Gao Zhang specially added it.
Yang Jian looked at the champion in bewilderment. The trapeze game probably refers to hanging people up and flying around. It's not like he hasn't seen him in the past two days.
But what does this triple flight mean? Is it possible that there are also solo flights and double flights?
Gao Zhang was too lazy to pay attention to Yang Jian, who didn't even have a chicken but was thinking wildly.
Yang Jian quickly put aside the random thoughts in his mind, approached Gao Zhang and asked how he was doing with the sons of the Imperial City Division.
Hearing this question, Gao Zhang naturally understood Yang Jian's intention immediately and nodded slightly with a satisfied smile.
"Both Yang Douzhi and Zhao Yaban are rare hard-working talents. By the way, I would like to ask Zhongguan Yang to go back and thank your godson for me."
"Whatever you said, Duke Zhuangyuan, our family doesn't know how much favor we have received from you, Duke Zhuangyuan. He does some small things for you. This is what he should do."
Gao Zhang and Yang Jian just stood at the door of the house, bragging and spanking. As for Gao Zhang's personal entourage, they all stayed across the street.
At this moment, as a veteran of the entertainment industry, Li Bangyan, who has played almost all the brothels in Bianliang, Tokyo, naturally recognizes that this is Fan Lou's territory.
And this private courtyard belongs to Li Shishi, the number one courtesan in Tokyo who only appears on stage to sing and dance.
At the gate of the house, when facing the champion Gao Zhang, the old man was smiling, but his face was pale and beardless, and he looked a bit effeminate.
There are also the numerous guards guarding the door of the house, and there are even guards further away.
Li Bangyan remembered that when Duke Zhuangyuan's carriage turned into this alley, there were many guards in the same attire at the entrance of the alley.
This made Li Bangyan suspicious, who on earth could make Gao Zhang, the number one scholar, stay outside the courtyard of the master girl, bragging and spanking with the other party's old housekeeper.
At this moment, Li Bangyan suddenly felt his shoulders sink. When he looked up, he saw Zhao Yaban, the Imperial City Secretary who was currently serving as the personal attendant of the Number One Scholar, standing next to him.
"Now that you have followed Duke Zhuangyuan, everything you see will rot in your stomach."
"Otherwise, I will personally open your belly to see if there is anything missing inside..."
"Don't worry, Mr. Zhao. I'll be strict with you when I'm a kid. I won't dare to disobey your orders even if I beat you to death."
Zhao Yaban didn't say anything more, he just patted him hard on the shoulder, then strolled over and joined the team playing leaf cards.
After Li Bangyan saw Zhao Yaban leaving, he couldn't help but look over there again.
It's a pity that even if his brain is alive, how can he know who the big shot in the independent courtyard is.
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He was panting heavily, but the shape of his head was not messy at all, and the gorgeous makeup was already wet with sweat.
He felt as if his whole body had been sublimated, but his body seemed to have been scratched by a big iron fence again, leaving him feeling extremely empty. Zhao Ji finally collapsed on the bed with satisfaction.
Although she was dripping with sweat, her appearance seemed to have been moisturized and she looked more and more radiant. The charming Shishi girl blew in the ear of Zhao Ji with her soft and sweet voice.
"Master Dao, I am quite satisfied with the service of the slave family..."
At this moment, Zhao Ji, who was as skinny as an old cow and was about to die from exhaustion, could only raise the white flag with all his strength.
"Satisfied, satisfied. I am extremely satisfied. With the goddess accompanying you like this, what else can I ask for?"
Seeing that he had entered the sage mode, Miss Shishi no longer teased this faint king of the Song Dynasty.
He stretched lazily and stood up, thoughtfully covered Hunjun with a quilt so that he could have a good rest, and opened the door himself.
He asked Lu Qi to pick up the meals, and also reminded Lu Qi to ask the kitchen to prepare more nutritious meals.
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The door of the courtyard rang with a creaking sound. She had already changed out of her goddess attire. Lu Qi, who appeared at the door of the courtyard, naturally saw Gao Zhang, the number one scholar with red lips and white teeth.
However, when he heard that Master Hunjun had fallen asleep soundly from exhaustion during the day, Gao Zhang didn't know what to say except for writing 666 in his hand.
The main reason is that it’s hard to talk about the scene. I can’t say that the master should not be afraid. The disciple is here. How about watching the disciple fight her for 300 rounds?
Thinking about it, Wukong is pitiful. The main reason is that his emotional intelligence is not high. Tang Monk is always flirting with the goblins, but why can't you see it? You have to go up and beat him to death with a stick.
It doesn’t matter if the old one is beaten to death, but you who are so young and nimble can be beaten to death with a stick. What do you want Tang Seng to think? Will he think that you are deliberately retaliating?
Just when Gao Zhang and Yang Jian were sitting on the first floor of the attic, they were already letting their minds wander.
Finally, I heard the door of the room on the second floor being opened. When I looked up, I saw Master who looked as if he was dehydrated and felt like he had lost weight.
Walked down together with the radiant teacher girl.
"Disciple meets Master. Disciple should not disturb Master, but this matter is very important..."
Zhao Ji stepped forward and grabbed Gao Zhang, who was saluting, and looked at this capable and practical disciple with joy.
"You kid, how can a teacher blame you for such a happy event?"
"Come on, come on, come here and talk to me..."
Zhao Ji, who had rested for almost half an hour, finally managed to find some energy to answer Gao Zhang.
PS: Just three updates today, keep working hard tomorrow!
