Chapter 35 Taoist Zhang is very serious about catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits
Chapter 35 Taoist Zhang is very serious about catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits (please vote for me)
As long as you can scare the children into crying and perform a ritual to show that the evil spirits have been driven away, it is even easier than for adults.
Although Butler Yang just hinted that the child was not simple, Zhang Laodao was quite dissatisfied with this.
I have been in business for so many years, ah no... I have been in the business of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits for so many years, and I am proficient in all kinds of serious and informal methods.
Even adults can be frightened to tears, but how can the Taoist master not be able to handle a mere child? It’s like catching snails with three fingers, Yi Er...
Yang Jian, who was riding towards Bianliang City, felt extremely proud, with a malicious smile on his face.
No matter how smart or sweet-tongued that kid Gaozhang is, what can he do? After all, he is just a child.
When he thought about Gao Zhang entering that Taoist temple, he was so frightened by the methods used by the Taoist priests to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits that he screamed.
Even the image of crying loudly, with snot and tears on his face, if it fell into the eyes of an official.
This official who is most annoyed by the crying children will definitely be unhappy too.
At this time, the carriage slowly slowed down, and Yang Jian's voice came from outside the carriage, but he had already arrived outside the Taoist temple.
I am curious to inquire about the purpose of this faint king master's visit. Are you going to take me to a Taoist temple to pray to God today and ask yourself to retell the story of being taught calligraphy in a dream?
It's a pity that we only met once and couldn't find any free time afterwards. I specially called you to go with me as my teacher today, how about it?"
For Gao Zhang, who had studied mathematics, physics and chemistry, and received nine-year compulsory education to cleanse his soul.
Through that warm-hearted activity, Gao Zhang was hit hard. It seemed that his dream of making money by writing Spring Festival couplets was shattered.
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"Come on, come on, come to the carriage." Zhao Ji smiled and waved to Gao Zhang who walked in front of the carriage.
I mustered up the courage countless times, and my dream of becoming a funeral director was shattered in time.
Even if you fail the exam, you still have to write something in the article.
This proves that doing things requires more than just outstanding ability.
I asked Gao Zhang what he had been doing these days. Gao Zhang was so well-behaved and sensible, so naturally he was studying hard in the mansion with his head hanging down and his buttocks piercing.
Gao Zhang boarded the carriage obediently and bowed to Zhao Ji, his master.
With his artistic skills and his ability to deal with young ladies, there will naturally be no shortage of tools to practice with.
In the words of my second uncle, art students in art schools have a certain relationship with the funeral management industry.
"The characters are so thin and not rich at all."
"Since Master has said that the disciples should take the exam, even if the disciples only have 100% ability, they must put in 200% effort."
You can't hand in a blank paper, otherwise you will definitely be laughed at. Wouldn't it be a disgrace to the Song Dynasty Hunjun who was sincere to him?
As for the behavior of the feudal and superstitious Song Dynasty talented and ignorant king next to him, he was already very clear before he came here.
How could Gao Zhang object if he had the opportunity to continue squatting next to Zhao Ji and continue to increase his favorability?
As a result, the ladies and gentlemen who came to receive the couplets and the couplets with the character "福" were dismissive of Gao Zhang's careful writing of the characters "福" and the couplets.
The reason why it is called the body of misfortune has another origin, that is, the Spring Festival is approaching and before the college vacation.
The college organized students to do warm-hearted activities, and they, art students who were talented and accomplished in calligraphy, were assigned the responsibility of writing Spring Festival couplets and so on.
In the past few days, Gao Zhang had been reading books in his mansion honestly. After all, he had promised to take the Jinshi major.
I didn't expect that my explanation would make this young man work so hard and fight so hard.
He is really serious, and he is worthy of being the predestined person chosen by his teacher.
"That's great. Master is willing to take his disciples with him, which is exactly what he asked for. I also want to see the fun..."
Just like you, nephew, you are so beautiful in painting, and your makeup skills are definitely not bad. Just as it happens, the funeral industry also needs people with aesthetics and professional technicians who can paint beautiful makeup.
Zhao Ji opened the car curtain and saw Taoist Zhang, who was very experienced in catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits. The clothes he wore today were completely different from that day.
Looks and emotional intelligence are even more needed. Of course, a eloquent mouth is even more indispensable.
Looking at the young man in front of him with red lips and white teeth and a sunny face, Zhao Ji quickly gave the answer.
When Gao Zhang thinks about his rich and wonderful life journey from graduation to finding a job, he feels absurd, but it is very practical.
"It's like being hungry for three days without eating. Anyone who dares to post such a scrawny couplet will be surprised if they don't get laughed at."
"Otherwise, how can I be worthy of Master's heart and affection?"
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Zhao Ji was worried that mentioning too much about Taoist Zhang, who knew how to exorcise evil spirits, would make Gao Zhang suspicious, so he quickly changed the subject.
They all pointed their fingers and gave Gao Zhang unforgettable opinions.
When the time comes, I will give some "good intentions" to comfort you, and then, haha...
For this reason, I had to bite the bullet and went to my aunt's beauty salon and worked as an intern for almost half a year.
This allowed me to have rich experience in Japanese, Korean, European and American makeup in a short period of time.
Anyway, before my waist hurt and my eyes went dark, I was still working conscientiously in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
"Look at this word "福". There is no hint of joy at all. It makes you miserable..."
Looking at this passionate disciple with clenched fists, Zhao Ji couldn't help but feel warm and painful in his heart.
He really doesn't have much respect for ghosts and gods, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to take the examination for the business position of the funeral management office under the Civil Affairs Bureau.
After all, the "thin gold body" that I learned, which was nicknamed the miserable body by my classmates, was made by this talented and ignorant king.
It happened that the Civil Affairs Bureau was short of people, so I lent myself there directly.
In the end, I followed my family's arrangements and took the entrance examination honestly.
"As a teacher, I went for a spring outing outside the city and met a real man who knew magic and could exorcise evil spirits.
It became even simpler after that. After passing the examination, I not only had a good skin, but also had a sweet mouth, knew how to be kind to others, and was smart in doing things.
As a very talented person with a thin golden body, Gao Zhang originally thought that he would definitely be the most popular one.
This made the official Zhao Ji couldn't help but smile with satisfaction. It seemed that this Taoist Zhang was quite serious about catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, which was very satisfying.
Gao Zhang also got out of the carriage and saw the old Taoist priest with gray hair standing outside.
The Taoist robes on his body were very fancy, including gossip and yin-yang fish, and various strange symbols were painted on the east and the west sticks, and there seemed to be stars and the like.
In particular, the Taoist priest held a small wooden sword that was only about one foot long, which made Gao Zhang's eyes light up.