Chapter 57 Yang Jian stood in front of the pit feeling dejected... (please collect it)
Yang Jian was slightly surprised, but he didn't take it seriously. After all, he usually had some constipation.
It's not unusual for the thin ones to be sandwiched between hard ones.
After packing up and feeling refreshed, Yang Jian quickly walked out of the house and walked away in a hurry.
As I kept coming back and forth, I guess those examiners must have wandered off to other places.
Yang Jian lifted up his front and ran all the way. The journey was surprisingly smooth, and finally he saw Gao Zhang writing furiously in the small single room.
Gao Zhang just finished writing a page, rubbed his sore wrist, and raised his head as if aware.
Then I saw Yang Jian, the person next to Master Yang Jian, who was panting heavily. While panting, he reached into his arms to pull out something.
Then, Yang Jian's face suddenly turned gray, and he repeatedly touched his body with his hands in disbelief.
No, no, at such a critical moment, the treasure entrusted to me by the government was gone.
It's not in the sleeves, not in the arms, and not in the waistband. Could it be that it fell into my crotch when I was squatting on the toilet?
Gao Zhang was immediately confused. What did this old eunuch mean? His face was gray and he was playing with himself in a panic. Is this crazy?
Yang Jian's weird and fierce behavior was also noticed by Wu Shangshu who had already strolled over.
"Zhongguan Yang, you, what are you doing?"
As soon as Yang Jian turned his head, he saw Wu Shangshu standing not far away, looking at himself in confusion with his hands on his crotch.
Yang Jian quickly took out his hand and forced an ugly smile.
"Oh... I, our family still feels uncomfortable. Wu Shangshu has offended me."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Jian once again lifted up his front and ran away. He thought of the unusual sound of a hard object hitting the toilet. Maybe...
Although Wu Shangshu was full of doubts, considering that he had come to suppress the discipline of the examination room in accordance with the official decree, he probably had no other thoughts...
But just now I saw that his face looked as if it had been plastered, and his hands had already reached his crotch. It didn't look like he was colluding with Juzi.
It was as if it was pulled in his crotch. Thinking of this, Wu Shangshu couldn't help but shudder and sighed several times.
Maybe he was really spoiled and not used to the overly hard work meals in Gongyuan, so he got upset.
Forget it, he turned around and asked the doctor who accompanied him in Gongyuan to take a look at him, and maybe just give him a few injections.
As for prescribing medicine, haha, that's impossible. After all, this is the Gongyuan where the imperial examination is held, not a pharmacy.
Several imperial guardsmen saw Yang Zhongguan coming and leaving in a hurry. Not long after, a handyman in charge of sweeping came.
Soon, the handyman covered his mouth and nose and took the toilet away from the house.
Not long after the meeting, several imperial guards who were bragging and spanking leisurely saw Yang Jian rushing over in anger and rushed into the room.
Then, Zhongguan Yang's sharp voice gave goosebumps to the rough old men staying outside the house.
"Who did it? Who took away our toilet?!"
"Ah...what's wrong with Zhongguan Yang?"
"Did someone secretly change his toilet?"
"No way, that thing is distributed by the Gongyuan."
The leader of the Royal Guards had no choice but to bite the bullet and rush over to report it, saying that he had been taken away by the servants.
The next moment, Yang Zhongguan lifted up his front shirt with an extremely angry look on his face and ran away in the direction pointed by the leader.
This made the leader of the imperial class completely confused. Could it be that Zhongguan Yang lost his gold and silver in the toilet?
Yang Jian had just passed through the courtyard gate. Not far away, he saw a handyman walking towards him carrying a washed toilet.
"Stop here, where did this toilet come from?"
"I've seen Yang Zhongguan. This toilet... should be in your house."
"You, have you washed it?" Yang Jian's high-pitched voice subconsciously raised at least an octave.
The handyman looked at the eunuch in front of him in confusion, and then glanced at the toilet in his hand.
I'm a little unsure. Could it be that what I cleaned out was not dirt but treasure?
The next moment, Yang Jian stood in front of the large pit specially used for dumping filth. It was the public pit used by the Gongyuan officers and soldiers that he had despised before.
The strong stench made him want to turn around and run away, but when he thought of His Majesty's hard work, he must be floating in that big pit at the moment.
At this moment, Yang Jian wanted to die. What should he do? What should he do? The important task assigned to him by the government had already come to an end before it even started.
Thinking of the official's solemn explanation before he went to the Gongyuan, he reminded me of his words.
If the officials knew about it, then Gao Zhang failed the imperial examination because of his own mistakes.
Yang Jian felt chilled in his heart. Would the official believe that he really accidentally left that good treasure in the toilet?
Yang Jian felt that the officials would not be happy to hear his story about this bizarre experience.
The big sticks of Gozen Ban Nao's gang of vulgar warriors will allow you to enjoy what it means to have your skin and flesh bruised.
Covering his mouth and nose, he took two hard steps forward and looked at the large pit, which occupies an area almost as big as a small house and is covered with a cover, leaving only a small part of the open air.
Yang Jian's scalp was so numb that it was about to explode. He stepped back in despair, standing there blankly and feeling dejected.
Several soldiers who were patrolling the Gongyuan just walked out of the public hut with their belts in hand. Seeing this scene, they couldn't help but look at each other.
"What's wrong with Zhongguan Yang? He seems so sad that he's about to cry."
"Hiss...I know, let's go quickly."
"Boss Cheng, what do you know? Tell me quickly..."
"Can't you see it yet? He stood there looking so sad, maybe he was thinking of a certain scene in the past..."
"Haha, stop talking nonsense, I think he misses old things."
"old stuff?"
"Hey hey hey..."
Several soldiers snickered quietly and drifted away. Yang Jian, who had rolled his eyes for a long time, raised his head and looked up to the sky with a long sigh.
Let's take a look at the situation first and then think of a solution. After all, the pit is so big and deep.
He really couldn't make up his mind to make a last ditch effort. After all, even if he fell into the trap, it would still be unclear whether he could find it or not.
What's important is that if word spreads that a confidant of the official family, a dignified eunuch, is in the cesspit of the tribute courtyard, will he still be a good person?
Nowadays, Yang Jian can only pray for the blessings of the Three Pure Ones to allow Gao Zhang to perform his best, and hope that the selfless Wu Shangshu can make him faint and be moved by the official's hint.
I feel that Gao Zhang not only writes in the same font as the official one.
Moreover, he was good-looking, interesting, and had a sweet mouth. He softened his heart, and with a stroke of his pen, he was allowed to pass the exam.