Chapter 426: Left Embrace, Right Embrace (Three in One)
Chapter 426: Hug left and right (three-in-one)
But after Liu Cheng heard Li Ru's mysterious words, he kept thinking about who the mysterious man was who came to greet him. He was worried about the mysterious man he was about to see ten miles away from Chang'an City.
I had made some mental preparations, but at this moment, after actually seeing the so-called mysterious person in Li Ru's mouth, I was still shocked.
I couldn't help but utter a sentence that would be able to travel around the world in future generations to express my feelings.
Ten miles away from Chang'an, there was a huge formation, gathering many people, and Dong Zhuo's even bigger chariot was parked here.
Master Dong was sitting on the chariot.
According to Dong Zhuo's current noble position, everyone came ten miles away from the city to greet him!
Of course Liu Cheng was not surprised by Dong Zhuo, who had become fatter as the car got bigger, nor did he regard Dong Zhuo as a mysterious person.
Although he was a little surprised that Dong Zhuo greeted him ten miles away from Chang'an City, Liu Cheng would never be surprised to the extent of holding a straw in public.
He was shocked when Dong Zhuo drove the two women beside him.
When he first saw these two women, Liu Cheng only thought that Dong Zhuo was a coquettish person. He greeted him and actually brought two women over.
I wonder if these two women were the ones this guy got from the poor little emperor's harem.
But then, after his eyes lingered on the two women for a while, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
He discovered that he actually knew one of the girls.
It is his fiancée Cai Yan!
He was very familiar with Cai Yan. Looking from a distance, it was normal for him to be the first to recognize Cai Yan, who was all dressed up.
After recognizing Cai Yan, he looked at the other woman seriously, only to realize that this person was actually Dong Bai!
My two fiancées actually appeared together at this time!!
Of course Liu Cheng was not afraid that the two of them would start fighting.
His engagement with the two of them was done openly and openly, not secretly. They were both first wives, so naturally he was not afraid of them appearing together.
The main reason is that the occasion when the two appeared was very wrong.
This is a very high-level welcome for leading the army in triumph.
On such an occasion, the two of them should not appear.
If they are already married to him, then there is no harm in coming over to greet him at this time.
The key is that according to the rules at this time, after the engagement, the two parties are not allowed to meet.
After he got engaged, he met Dong Bai once, but Cai Yan never saw him again.
The woman strictly abides by this rule.
Ordinary people would look down upon them, let alone people like Cai Yong and Dong Zhuo.
Even though he knew that he would soon get married to Cai Yan and Dong Bai after returning to Guanzhong, he was still prepared not to meet them before getting married.
Unexpectedly, before entering Chang'an City, the two of them appeared together, and they appeared on such an occasion!
There was such a huge contrast between before and after. No wonder Liu Cheng was so excited that he immediately lost his temper.
At this time, even if the little emperor appeared, he would not think it was too strange, and he would never say the extremely classic saying "holding the grass".
Li Ru, Cai Yong, Xun Shuang, Ma Rixi, Zhong Yao, Zhao Yun, Xun Yu and others followed beside him. After hearing Liu Cheng's words, they all felt a little confused.
But inexplicably, I felt that these two words whispered by the emperor's uncle in such a tone were very powerful and sounded very exciting.
Many people present were reminded of the thumbs up trend that was started by Uncle Liu Huang and became popular and spread more and more widely.
"Fuck!"
Li Ru followed up and said something.
After talking about it, I tasted it and thought it was really good.
Immediately, he repeated two more sentences, trying his best to imitate Liu Cheng: "Fuck! Fuck!"
After finishing speaking, I nodded and felt that this felt really good.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
With Li Ru, a person who likes to learn, taking the lead and repeating, Liu Cheng immediately heard a chorus of "fuck" sounds.
Everyone has become accustomed to Uncle Liu Huang's unconventional approach.
If you are used to Liu Huangshu's products, they must be high-quality products.
At this time, Uncle Liu Huang said this sentence that he had never heard before. It was a word used to express shock. It must be extremely elegant and can sum up the emotions in people's hearts.
Two simple words can express such emotions...
Many people around here are imitating Liu Cheng's speech.
Even those who didn't speak in their mouths were silently chanting these two words in their hearts.
Liu Cheng, who was looking at his two fiancées in shock, heard a sound of "Fuck" coming from around him, and was a little confused for a moment.
For a moment, he felt like he was back in the era when Naihe was uneducated and could travel the world with just one word.
What's going on? This is it!
"Ked, what the hell does this mean?"
Li Ru, who was shocked in his heart and liked to learn and ask questions when he didn't understand, had already asked Liu Cheng for advice.
Many important ministers of the Han Empire nearby also looked at Liu Cheng with some curiosity, waiting for Liu Cheng's answer.
When Liu Cheng heard this, he couldn't help but feel full of regrets in his heart and felt a little panicked.
At this time, it is obviously impossible to explain the original intention of later generations to everyone.
At that moment, he said seriously: "This is a word used to express the shock and amazement in the heart. It is not used unless the shock is extremely extreme. It expresses much stronger emotions than 'ugh, ugh, ugh'."
For Liu Cheng, few people regard him as a pure military general.
Especially these officials in Chang'an.
Few people would think that Uncle Liu Huang was uneducated.
Even the great scholar Cai Bojie came to him for study and advice. Is this something that an uneducated person can do?
Because of this, everyone believed Liu Cheng's serious answer.
Many people who are eager to learn silently keep it in their hearts, secretly saying that today is not in vain, they have gained more knowledge, and they are ready to use it in poetry in the future.
There were also people who didn't know whether they were really shocked by Uncle Liu Huang's words or were just trying to flatter him, so they praised him directly to his face.
When Liu Cheng heard this, he smiled and said nothing, looking very enigmatic.
But I was already complaining in my heart.
He was wondering if this damn sentence would really spread like this, become deeply rooted in people's hearts, and then spread forever.
Then when we got to the great poet Li Bai, when the great poet Li Bai wrote about the difficulty of the road to Shu, would the opening line of the poem change from saying, "It's so dangerous, it's so high", to "Oh my God, it's so dangerous, it's so good"...
Thinking of this, the picture in Liu Chengxin suddenly came to mind...
Sure enough, in ancient times, if you are not careful, it is likely to have far-reaching consequences...
Cai Yong looked at his good son-in-law with a smile on his face.
On the one hand, it was because he was a good son-in-law, and he always said something astonishingly whenever he spoke, which impressed a large number of people. Even his father-in-law also became more knowledgeable and felt that he was proud of his reputation.
The more important aspect is that he was shocked by his good son-in-law's reaction when he saw his daughter appearing here.
At first, Cai Yong did not agree with letting his daughter appear here to greet his good son-in-law.
But the person who made this proposal was Dong Zhuo.
And Taishi Dong didn’t just let Cai Yong’s daughter do this.
Dong Zhuo's granddaughter also came together to do it.
Coupled with some kind words from Grand Master Dong, Cai Yong finally saved face and agreed to Dong Zhuo's doing this.
The most difficult thing for people is the psychological level.
Once this level is passed, something extraordinary will often come out from deep inside.
For example, Cai Yong, after agreeing to Dong Zhuo's doing this, he no longer struggled with this matter, but began to think about how his good son-in-law, who had always been very courageous, saw his daughter and Dong Zhuo's granddaughter together like this.
What kind of reaction would it be to welcome him on a grand occasion?
Now, he sees it.
His good son-in-law, who led troops to charge into battle, was invincible, victorious in every battle, and commanded countless armies, was now shocked to be like this!
A new word expressing a strong emotion of shock came out of my mouth!
This feeling made him feel very happy and satisfied.
Not only Cai Yong, but also Dong Zhuo, who was sitting on the chariot and looking over here. When he saw Liu Cheng looking over at him and noticing his granddaughter and the daughter of the Cai family, he subconsciously pulled the horse and stopped.
This move made me feel very good.
Even though you won a great victory in Yizhou, weren't you shocked by my actions immediately after you came back?
Dong Zhuo thought this in his heart, and while feeling proud, he decided to add a little more fire.
Immediately, he turned to look at Cai Yan and Dong Bai and said, "Your husband has returned from thousands of miles of battle. Please go and greet your husband."
When Dong Bai heard this, his face was filled with red clouds, which even reached the back of his neck.
She felt embarrassed to let her stand here, and now she went to greet...
She was so confused that she hesitated and did not move.
Cai Yan seemed relatively calm.
Although her face was slightly red, she still moved when she heard the words.
She did not go directly to greet Liu Cheng, but came to Dong Bai, reached out and took Dong Bai's hand, and whispered: "Sister, let's go to meet the emperor's uncle."
Someone took the lead, and his hand was held by Cai Yan. Dong Bai felt much calmer.
She left Dong Zhuo's place with Cai Yan and headed towards Liu Cheng's place.
Dong Zhuo saw this scene in his eyes and couldn't help but sigh to himself.
The apple of my eye is still too kind and does not follow my own temper.
Can't hold things back.
I had previously decided to let her become Mrs. Zuo, and I was weaker than the Cai family daughter. It was not all because the Cai family daughter was engaged to Kede first, and she needed to be reasonable and take care of Cai Yong and Kede's mood.
The more important point is that he saw that his granddaughter's temperament was not strong enough and she did not have much foresight.
If she were forced to come from behind and become the Right Lady, surpassing the Cai family daughter, she would probably be a bit unstoppable.
If this goes on for a long time, it is very likely that my granddaughter will suffer.
Not only when appointing generals, there is a taboo that talent does not match the position, but the same is true for marrying wives.
Let’s take a look at how the daughter of the Cai family behaves after the time comes to get married!
If you really go too far and make the jewel of your family suffer, then as a grandfather, you can't just sit back and watch!
My daughter does not have a strong personality, but she has the support of her grandfather!
When your mother's family is around, you can't watch your daughter being bullied!
With this in mind, Dong Zhuo sat on the chariot and looked at Dong Bai and Cai Yan walking towards Liu Cheng from a distance, looking forward to Liu Cheng's next reaction.
Just now, the kid Ke De was at a loss. He felt that Ke De would be even more at a loss next time.
No matter how much halo he possesses, it can't change the fact that this kid, Kede, hasn't been married yet.
Faced with what you have arranged, you will definitely become at a loss.
Dong Zhuo thought this reaction was very interesting.
This can be considered a bit of his bad taste.
When Cai Yong saw his daughter, he took Dong Bai's hand and walked together to greet his good son-in-law.
Feel surprised.
Realizing that Dong Zhuo didn’t tell him, there is still such a thing!
In my mind, I kept scolding Dong Zhuo, an old and unreliable guy, who was shameless and just nonsense!!
But scolding comes after scolding, and with no way to change this situation, deep down in Cai Yong's heart, he also wanted to see how his good son-in-law would react when faced with this situation.
I want to see how he is at a loss as a result.
After all, this guy has always been a bit too calm.
Moreover, as his father-in-law, he is also a well-known scholar. As a result, until now, he is the one who asks him for advice on arithmetic...
Not only the two of them, but the other people who greeted Liu Cheng and knew the identities of Cai Yan and Dong Bai were all watching with interest, wanting to see Liu Cheng's next reaction.
Each one of them transformed into a genie, eating melons crazily here.
Liu Cheng looked at the two fiancées holding hands and walking toward him in full view of everyone.
Cai Yan's face was slightly red, but he looked dignified and generous, and his behavior seemed calm.
She is already extremely beautiful, and now she has this kind of temperament, which is really attractive and has an excellent temperament.
Dong Bai seemed a little shy and followed Cai Yan, somewhat following Cai Yan's footsteps.
But her appearance is not bad, and she has a little baby fat that has not disappeared, which makes her even more cute.
It made people want to reach out and rub her head and pinch her face.
The two came hand in hand at this time, just like plum blossoms, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums, each with its own style and characteristics.
Liu Cheng looked at this scene and couldn't help but smile on his face.
He sat on the horse, glanced around, and saw a group of jade spirits waiting to eat the melon.
The smile on Liu Cheng's face became even stronger.
Since you want to eat melon so much, then let’s satisfy your wish.
Let you have a good look at the shamelessness from the 21st century.
It is impossible to see Liu Huangshu in a dilemma!
Our Uncle Liu Huang said that this is all a small scene.
With this thought in his mind, Liu Cheng slightly knocked the green fox horse's belly, and the green fox horse opened its hooves as if it were spiritual, and headed towards the two girls to greet them...
Seeing his Uncle Liu Huang riding a war horse towards him, getting closer and closer, Cai Yan's heart beat violently.
After not seeing each other for several months, his imperial uncle looked even more majestic.
Dong Bai, on the other hand, felt that his heart was beating wildly, as if it was about to jump out of his chest.
My mind was even more confused. Only the strong figure riding a strong horse was left, and I didn't know anything else.
"I have met the emperor's uncle, and I sincerely welcome him back after a long journey."
Cai Yan saluted Liu Cheng respectfully and said this in a very nice voice.
After saying that, he paused and quietly pulled Dong Bai's hand.
Dong Bai reacted and quickly followed Cai Yan, saluted Liu Cheng respectfully, and said: "I respectfully welcome the emperor uncle, beheaded the enemy chief, and returned victorious."
There was some nervousness and a little shyness in his voice, and his face was covered with red clouds, which added a bit of beauty.
"Thank you for your hard work. You are really considerate of welcoming me here."
Liu Cheng said to them with a smile.
As he spoke, the green fox horse under his crotch did not slow down and headed straight towards the two of them!
It seemed like they were going to trample the two of them!
At this scene, not only Cai Yan and Dong Bai were panicked, but Dong Zhuo, Cai Yong and others also looked flustered. For a moment, they didn't know what Liu Cheng wanted to do.
The green fox horse was not slow, and before everyone was stunned, it had already arrived in front of Cai Yan and Dong Bai.
When the two of them were in a panic and subconsciously wanted to escape, Liu Cheng, who was on horseback, suddenly leaned down.
When the ape's arms were stretched, he had already grasped Cai Yan's hand. With a gentle pull, Cai Yan couldn't help but stand up straight and lean towards him.
Liu Cheng's other hand grasped Cai Yan's waist.
With a slight exertion on his waist, Cai Yan, who screamed in fright, had already risen into the air and was directly hugged by Liu Cheng on the horse!
For a moment, my arms were filled with warm fragrance and warm jade!
Liu Cheng laughed and placed Cai Yan in front of him, letting him sit on the horse.
Then he leaned over to the right and reached out to grab Dong Bai, who had stood up and looked flustered. He held hands with one hand and held his waist with the other. With a little effort, Dong Bai rose into the air and was picked up by Liu Cheng.
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There will inevitably be some friction between actions.
Liu Cheng couldn't help but be a little surprised.
In the past, I never felt that, but now I know that Dong Bai, who seems to be younger than Cai Yan, is not young at all.
Much bigger than Cai Yan.
It turns out that people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured!
Liu Cheng felt that he might not be able to control himself in the future.
It's obviously not possible to have both of them sit in front of him, as there isn't such a big gap in front of him.
Liu Cheng thought for a while, then released his hand from Dong Bai's waist and put it around Cai Yan's waist.
He picked up Cai Yan from his horse and placed him on his left leg.
His right arm held Dong Bai and placed him on his right leg.
Hugging her from left to right, her arms were filled with real warmth and warmth for a moment, and she felt that her life had reached its peak.
Dong Bai and Cai Yan, who already understood what happened, could not help but turn red, as if they could bleed.
Cai Yan, who had always behaved gracefully and generously before, also broke down at this time.
"Uncle Emperor, please let me go, there are so many people watching..."
Cai Yan struggled slightly and spoke to Liu Cheng in a weak mosquito voice.
Dong Bai, who was feeling dizzy, struggled slightly there, trying to get Liu Cheng to put her down.
Where has she had such close contact with the opposite sex before?
At this time, he was actually hugged by Uncle Liu Huang in public, and he was already so embarrassed.
Especially when I remembered that my grandfather was still watching from the car, I felt even more embarrassed.
Liu Cheng smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, it's okay. I'm really happy to see you guys coming to greet me.
You will be my women, and from now on, enjoy the glory of returning from a hundred battles with me!"
With that said, Liu Chenggong controlled the green fox horse and continued to move forward.
"Hiccup~!"
Liu Cheng sat down on the green fox horse and burped loudly.
Then he turned his head and looked at the three people sitting on it with a huge horse's eye, opened his mouth, and screamed softly.
It looks like he's swearing.
It doesn't matter if there are three people sitting on it at once, it doesn't matter if it's dead or not, the key is to still kiss each other there and abuse the horse there.
It can smell the sour smell in the air!
Liu Cheng ignored the cries of the green fox horse and tapped its belly with his foot, signaling it to continue walking forward.
At this time, the place where tens of thousands of people were located had become audible.
Dong Zhuo's eyes widened on the carriage and he stood up unconsciously, full of disbelief.
The whole person is a little messy.
He wanted to see Kede's good grandson-in-law at a loss, but he never imagined that this kid could be so fierce!
In front of so many people, on such an occasion, he directly carried his granddaughter and Cai's daughter onto the horse, hugged them and walked together towards him!
At this moment, Dong Zhuo felt that he had suffered a big loss!
Looking at it horizontally and vertically, this kid has taken advantage of it!
Cai Yong's eyes widened even more, like copper bells.
After a while, he suddenly covered his face with his sleeves, feeling a little embarrassed to see others.
How could this bastard do such a thing?!
Li Ru, Zhong Yao, Xun Yu, Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun and others all opened their eyes and looked a little stunned.
Uncle Liu Huang is too fierce!
After a while, there was a sound of "Fuck!"
Except for this new word they just learned from Uncle Liu Huang, they really couldn't find any suitable words to describe the scene they saw and their mood at this moment.
This Uncle Liu Huang is a real man!
After the damn sound ended, cheers gradually erupted here.
However, those soldiers who had returned from the southern expedition with Liu Cheng and were stationed outside were infected and stimulated by the behavior of their leader and could not help but cheer loudly.
Uncle Liu Huang is Uncle Liu Huang, and he does things neatly and neatly!
He is worthy of being their commander-in-chief!
Amidst the cheers and shock, Xun Shuang, who was supported by Xun Yu, looked at the scene from a distance with a smile in his eyes.
"It's great to be young."
He said this out loud.
His eyes were full of envy, with lingering aftertaste of some past events, as if he was remembering the good old days.
Xun Yu looked at his uncle and felt that his uncle had a richer past...
"Liu Cheng has lived up to the great master's trust and trust, and has returned from pacifying Yizhou!"
Liu Cheng arrived not far from Dong Zhuo's chariot, and on the green fox horse, he spoke loudly and respectfully to Dong Zhuo.
"If you stay in Guanzhong, Guanzhong will be stable; if you go to Yizhou, the thief chieftain of Yizhou will be destroyed! Kede is really sharp and the best in the world!"
Dong Zhuo suppressed his desire to beat someone up, got out of the car, and praised Liu Cheng loudly while walking...
"You brat, why don't you put my granddaughter down quickly!
I’ll take good care of you when I get back!”
Dong Zhuo couldn't hold himself any longer. After coming to Liu Cheng's side, he lowered his voice and said to Liu Cheng like this.
This time, he always felt that he had made a huge loss...
(No matter how I write it, people always talk about water. I don’t know what to write anymore. I cry...
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