Chapter 45 I'll tell you the secret, you help me kill Sister Bao'er!
"Then what should you do?" Zhang Baoer asked worriedly.
"I...."
A calm smile appeared on Chu Xiu's face, "Of course I want to go home. Maybe if I die, I will be done with it and return to Earth."
"Then, let me accompany you. The people here are so fierce, and I can't beat them."
Zhang Baoer blinked and said weakly.
"That's fine. You are so kind. Without me, you may not survive for half a day. Otherwise, I will beat you to death first, and then commit suicide."
Chu Xiu nodded matter-of-factly, and with difficulty grabbed a fist-sized stone from the gravel river where he was lying. He chuckled and said, "Come on, Sister Bao'er, don't be afraid. I, Chu Xiu, came from Qinglong Bay."
The famous black hand strikes quickly and accurately, and I guarantee that you will die painlessly in one go."
"But think carefully, if this stone falls, your beautiful forehead will be shattered into pieces."
"ah!"
"This is too cruel!!!"
Zhang Baoer's forehead wrinkled with the character "well" in the cartoon style.
He suddenly jumped up and hid far away.
She was not afraid of death, but she still shuddered a little when she thought of such a miserable way of death.
"Hahaha."
Seeing this, Chu Xiu laughed.
But with this action, the wound cracked more and more seriously, his breath failed, and he fell down by the river, barely able to breathe.
"Hey, don't move!"
Zhang Baoer felt a little sorry for him, but he didn't dare to go there, for fear that Chu Xiu would come for real.
Sometimes she can't figure out what this guy is thinking. You might say he likes her, but it doesn't look like him. It's inexplicable.
Da da da.....
As he spoke, several afterimages flew towards him at extremely fast speeds.
The people who came were none other than Lord Lin and his loyal fans.
"Stupid Wolf, stop, stop!"
Lin Ye's face turned pale and he held on to the reins tightly.
Perhaps because he had just eaten too many zombie souls, the giant earth wolf was overly excited and ran so fast that he almost threw Lin Ye away.
Fortunately, the animal trainer Gu Jiang followed and forcibly stabilized the giant earth wolf, and then it landed safely.
"so close!"
Lin Ye stood up straight, but his back felt a little cold.
There are crocodiles everywhere on the riverbed. If you fall, it's okay.
"When I get back, I'll hang him up and give him a good beating. Next time, I'll treat everyone to a feast of wolf meat!"
As he spoke, he kicked the giant earth wolf angrily.
"???"
The giant earth wolf was puzzled, thinking that the new owner was going to feed him again, so he jumped up happily and kept licking Lin Ye's cheek with his big tongue.
"grass!"
It stinks! You must have eaten shit!
Lin Ye stared, his face changing wildly.
He pushed the crazy giant earth wolf away, turned around and lay on the ground, retching.
This smell is worse than the mouth of a golden retriever raised on earth.
"...."
Behind him, Tru, Adelia and others landed one after another. Looking at Lin Ye's embarrassment, they all wanted to laugh, but did not dare.
My lord is good at everything, but he is petty.
I forgot about it secretly and smiled openly, fearing that I would have to eat steamed buns for a week when I went back.
On the other hand, Chu Xiu, who was about to die anyway, was not afraid of offending Lin Ye, so he laughed loudly, and even shed a few drops of crocodile tears at the end of his laugh.
Lin Ye wiped the saliva on his face with Adelia's handkerchief, turned to look at Chu Xiu, and said calmly: "Have you laughed enough?"
"No." Chu Xiu shook his head.
"Then go ahead. There is still some respect for the dead." Lin Ye chuckled.
This man is so brave!
He laughed a few more times in front of Lin Ye, and finally slapped the ground three times with his already weak hand, and cursed angrily: "God is unfair, I am so dissatisfied that I lost to such a stupid person."
green!!!"
Who are you calling stupid? What an honor to lose to me!
Lin Ye raised his eyebrows, feeling underestimated.
He raised the MP9 and said calmly: "Actually, I admire you very much. I don't intend to kneel down and beg for mercy. Maybe I will show mercy and let you go."
Zhang Baoer, who heard these words not far away, was overjoyed and ran out on his own initiative, urging: "Chu Xiu, kowtow quickly, life is more important than face. What are you looking at me for? Is there something dirty on my face?"
"...."
Lin Ye and others had Sima expressions on their faces.
This guy has a lump on his head, can't you tell it's a joke?
Chu Xiu also sighed, "Sister Bao'er, you'd better come over and let me beat you to death. I've changed my mind. It might be better for us to go together."
"No, you go and explore the way first. When you become a big shot there, you can come and pick me up. I'll stay here for a while."
Zhang Baoer's head was shaking like a rattle, and he refused to go over even if he was beaten to death.
"this...."
Lin Ye looked at Chu Xiu in disbelief, "Your girlfriend?"
"No." Chu Xiu shook his head, as if he knew what Lin Ye was thinking and didn't intend to explain. "Let all your people retreat. I'll tell you a secret. You can help me beat Sister Bao'er to death."
"Chu Xiu, no, I want to die beautifully, without getting my head shot!" Zhang Baoer cried with a sad face.
Just quit when you said you would. How shameless I am.
Lin Ye complained in his mind, waved his hand and said, "Take that woman and wait for me a hundred meters away."
"Yes, Lord!" Tru clasped his fists, grabbed Zhang Baoer's neck with his big hands, and threw him onto Adelia's giant earth wolf.
"Why did you leave it to me?" Adelia was speechless.
"Such an ugly human being, I'm afraid she will have thoughts about me." Tru glared at the unconvinced Zhang Baoer with disgust on his face.
The latter puffed out his cheeks but did not dare to make the slightest rebuttal.
Because... the giant earth wolf she was sitting on was so fierce. He had just turned his head and bared his teeth at her, and the unshaved flesh could still be vaguely seen between his teeth.
Oh my god, these people are scarier than the bald ones.
Zhang Baoer shivered all over and fainted from fright.
"..."
The scene is extremely beautiful.
When Tru and others retreated a hundred meters away, Chu Xiu looked at Lin Ye again and sighed: "God has no intention to favor people like you. Your awareness of prevention is too poor. If I were you, no matter what the secret is, as long as
If you threaten me, I will kill you directly without giving you a chance to speak."
"That's because you're not strong enough."
Lin Ye glanced at him sideways, "You must have read too many anime novels, my friend. You are so desperate to die, and you are coughing up blood even if you say a few words, and you still want to make a comeback by talking? Should you still hope that zombies will come out and bite me to death? Help me."
You come to the rescue?"
"Forget it, maybe you are right,"
Chu Xiu pouted, too lazy to argue. He looked directly at Lin Ye, "I'll make a long story short, if you think it's worth enough, kill Sister Bao'er, or let her stay in your territory. Don't expel her."
"You have also seen that with her little intelligence, she would either be bitten to death by zombies or become someone else's pet."
"Don't talk nonsense. You've coughed up blood several times. Don't be like the ones in the TV series where you die in the middle of talking. I'll whip you three hundred times."
Lin Ye glared at Chu Xiu with a warning tone.
"I...."
Chu Xiu breathed a sigh of relief and almost didn't mention it. Who are these people?
God, if you still have a chance, please choose me as the protagonist, I am more suitable than him.
He complained in his mind and said slowly: "This secret is about talent..."