Chen Yu turned off the computer and was about to get up and go out to find food. He also looked for an Internet cafe where he could play Korean servers.
But before he could stand up, two figures, one fat and one thin, rushed in like crazy.
The fat one is named Tang Yuan and the thin one is named Yang Yu. They are both Chen Yu’s roommates, nicknamed Tangyuan and Yangtao.
"Chen Yu, where are you playing games?"
While greeting Chen Yu, Tang Yuan skillfully placed the folding table in the corner of the dormitory in the center of the room.
"It's almost time, get ready to eat! My dear, the elective teacher dragged the class and almost missed it."
Yang Yu also quickly placed a small horse tie around the folding table, spread the tablecloth, and muttered.
At the same time, they placed seven or eight lunch boxes of various sizes on the table.
"Chen Yu? What are you doing standing still? Sit down." Tang Yuan put a pair of bowls and chopsticks in the direction of Chen Yu and greeted him.
Chen Yu smiled bitterly when he saw this: "I said, why are you so thick-skinned?"
Tang Yuan immediately rolled his eyes when he heard this: "Is this a matter of being thick-skinned? There are so many girls bringing you food, can you finish it by yourself? We are trying to stop wasting food!"
"That's right, it's shameful to waste food! I didn't finish it just now, there's still more down there, I'll make another trip."
Yang Yu nodded sympathetically, muttered something, and rushed out of the dormitory in a hurry.
Chen Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only sit down.
Each lunch box on the table has a heart-shaped post-it note with messages written in Juanxiu handwriting of different colors.
[Chen Yu, I accidentally bought too much for dinner in the cafeteria today, so I packed a portion for you. - Xiaofang, Class 2]
[Chen Yu has worked hard today, I ordered this braised carp specially for you, come on! - Xiaohui, Class 4]
...
There were more than a dozen different signatures on messages like this, which made Chen Yu's scalp numb.
Situations like this happen almost every day in Chen Yu's dormitory.
At first, the embarrassment of Chen Yu's life was only known to a few people in the dormitory. Before he could make money by placing orders, everyone would always ask Chen Yu to help him when they went out to eat.
Later, at some point, Tang Yuan, a fat and garrulous man, exposed Chen Yu's "miserable situation" of poor family conditions and low living expenses.
Those female classmates who coveted Chen Yu's beauty began to try their best to feed Chen Yu like cats that smelled fishy smell.
Chen Yu refused many times to no avail, but was forced to accept by his shameless roommates.
Due to the differences between men and women, it is inconvenient for girls to enter the boys' dormitory to deliver meals, so every time it is meal time, several roommates will take the initiative to go to the door of the dormitory, euphemistically saying that they will hand it over to Chen Yu for their classmates.
From now on, the brothers in the dormitory no longer need to pay for their own meals.
Each meal has at least seven or eight dishes, and I drink milk tea until I burp.
Sometimes if they can’t finish the meal in their own dormitory, they will invite classmates from the dormitory next door to come over and eat together.
In this regard, Yang Yu also proudly declared: "In other dormitories, one person can eat up the whole dormitory if he falls in love, but we, Chen Yu, can support several dormitories without even falling in love!"
"It's a pity that Mouse went out on a date with his girlfriend tonight. Fatty, I have to eat more."
Tang Yuan pretended to sigh, then picked up a piece of fish belly meat and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Milk tea is here! Taro paste, stockings, pearls, chocolate, you choose it yourself! I want this glass of orange juice."
Soon, Yang Yu came in with several more cups of milk tea, filling the small foldable tabletop.
"Hey, Mouse likes to drink bubble milk tea, so keep this cup for him! Put the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and serve them before anyone comes. It will save you the trouble of saying that the brothers are eating well and not thinking about him."
Tang Yuan placed the cup of pearl milk tea on the empty seat, stacked the bowls and chopsticks, and stood up three cigarettes in a serious manner.
“Photo photos!”
Yang Yu took the phone and found a frontal photo of the skinny roommate, also standing in front of an empty seat.
The photo has been processed and turned into a black and white background. The thin young man in it smiled a little reluctantly.
"It's starting! It's moving!"
After doing all this, the two began to feast.
Chen Yu smiled helplessly and took a sip of chocolate milk tea.
He himself feels a bit embarrassed about this. It's not his fault that he's handsome, and he can't hide his charm.
The blame is probably on the crowd being too enthusiastic.
There are also unscrupulous roommates who fan the flames.
But he has to admit that without these kind-hearted female classmates feeding him, he might not be able to survive until he can rely on gaming technology to be self-sufficient.
Later, Chen Yu's condition improved, and he specially thanked these female classmates.
Invite them to have a good meal in the school cafeteria.
That day, a corner of the school cafeteria was full of people, comparable to a large-scale blind date scene.
There were seven or eight people who confessed their feelings on the spot.
However, Chen Yudu refused without exception.
"Hmm... I really don't know what they like about you? Can a good skin make them so crazy?"
Tang Yuan murmured while eating, his tone full of envy.
Since the beginning of school, he has confessed his love more than a dozen times, and has been rejected by more than 20 partners without exception.
Roommate Chen Yu is so popular that it really makes him a little unbalanced.
"Yes, I have no special skills. Apart from being handsome, I have no special features at all! These women are really superficial."
Yang Yu on the side worked hard to pick up the rice and helped.
"You are wrong!" Chen Yu was unhappy when he heard this.
"My specialty is my specialty! My characteristic is my ability!"
"I think those female classmates are more promising than you and can see beyond the surface to see the essence!"
"Bah!" Tang Yuan rolled his eyes and said sourly, "You've been talking a lot, but I haven't found anyone to talk to!"
"College is incomplete without falling in love. I can't get what I asked for, but you guys don't even want to pay me back! Do you want to become a monk?"
Chen Yuyi said it right: "Women only affect my keyboard speed!"
"Haha, you just play games to improve your life. Do you really want to play games for the rest of your life?" Yang Yu sneered. "With your appearance, if you debut as an idol, learning to sing and dance rap for a few days is not as hard as your hard work.
Make money by making orders? Rice dumplings, give me that fish head!"
After saying that, Yang Yu snatched the braised fish head from the lunch box that Tang Yuan was about to take away, and enjoyed a close contact with the fish lips.
A little salty.
Tang Yuan wasn't angry either. He picked up the fish tail and agreed while eating: "That's right, if you are really good at playing, you might as well go professional. You won't make much less money than an average star."
Then he seemed to suddenly think of something, shook his head and said: "By the way, wasn't there a companion who was invited by Principal Wang to play professionally on IG today? And then he and General Sturgeon fucked Uzi Xiaoming to death."
"How come you haven't encountered such a good thing?"
"That kid is so arrogant. Principal Wang kindly invited him to play professionally. The kid also put forward three conditions. He wants a starting position, the right to command, and the right to suggest BP! Even my god Uzi is not that big."
Yang Yu pouted. "Conditional assistance is really interesting. I really hope he can join the professional team, and then let me, Uzi, teach him how to be a good person."
He is a loyal fan of Uzi, and he felt very unhappy when he heard the news that Uzi was beaten up by his little companion.
"Damn it, young people, it's normal to be a little crazy! But that boy is good at talking dirty words, and you can compete with Chen Yu." Tang Yuan picked up the fish body and stuffed it into his mouth again, dragged it with his chopsticks, and spoke out.
It is a crystal clear fish skeleton.
Hearing the discussion between the two roommates, Mr. Chen Yu blushed, took a big sip of milk tea, and then said with some embarrassment: "I am the assistant you mentioned."
