Chapter 53 The troubles of Ah Shui and the broiler
On the bus back after the game, Chen Yu kept adjusting his sitting position, which made his burning crotch feel a little better.
These teammates are really not human beings, they are so rude to me.
His eyes swept across the smiling faces of everyone, and finally fell on Prince Ning who took the lead, gritting his teeth.
"Prince Ning, just wait for me. If I don't give you a few weak junglers, I won't be able to get through this!"
The child sitting next to me comforted him softly: "Forget it, who asked you to say during the interview that you want to be everyone's father?"
"You were involved just now!" Chen Yu glared at the child fiercely.
If it weren't for me, I would still be the director of the orphanage!
If it weren't for me, Prince Ning would still be the stupid young man who was bullied by others!
If it weren't for me, Duke would still be the fake foreign aid with extremely low presence!
If it weren't for me, your kid would still be competing with a junior for the starting position!
If it weren't for me, the entire IG would still be that reckless man who was fooled around by others!
But even so, you are not even willing to call me daddy?
I also have to use my fragile crotch to have intimate contact with the granite pillars!
Do you really think I'm as hard as iron?
Seeing Chen Yu's angry look, everyone unknowingly shrank their necks, but in line with the idea that the law should not be punished, everyone stood up and raised their chests.
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Back at the base, Chen Yu declined the child's invitation to double queue, and planned to go back to the room to check whether the iron pestle had been ground into a needle.
But before the door could be closed, a figure came in.
"Chen Yu, I really want to grow up quickly!"
The tearful Shiba Inu was about to cry, and I felt pity for him. Seeing this, Chen Yu felt that he had been wronged even more than himself.
"What's wrong? Stunted?"
Chen Yu's strange eyes moved down from Ah Shui's face.
"It's not that! It's age!"
Ah Shui felt Chen Yu's gaze, crossed his legs and glared at him.
"Oh, you want to play. Didn't the club arrange for you to play in the secondary league with the second team?"
Chen Yu was stunned.
Ah Shui was unable to participate in LPL matches due to age issues, and was arranged by the club to play in the second-tier league to develop a feel for the game. He did not come with the team to watch the game today.
With Ah Shui's strength, he should just kill randomly in LSPL. How come he looks like he's being bullied?
"You don't know, I'm going crazy!" Ah Shui pursed his lips, looking like he was hopeless.
"What's the matter? We got into trouble and were raped?" Chen Yu asked him to sit down.
"No, I was fucked by my teammates!"
"What happened?"
Chen Yu's heart moved, and an ominous premonition arose.
"Have you ever seen an assistant play Braum and stand behind the AD with his shield raised?"
"Have you ever seen someone who has an assistant and needs to be taught by an AD for warding?"
"Have you ever seen an auxiliary always grabbing AD cannons?"
Ah Shui cried out all the charges.
"Well, your assistant is..."
"sapphire!"
That's okay.
Chen Yu sighed, feeling sorry for Ah Shui. The torture from his past life finally caught up with him in this life.
"Brother Yu, I really want to grow up quickly! I want to play games with a support like you! Why does the LPL have such stupid age requirements?"
"If I had known that I should have asked my mother to help me change my age by one year!"
Ah Shui cried sadly.
Today, he watched the game between IG and EDG at the base, which made him very envious of children.
Having an assistant like Chen Yu by your side is such a comfort!
It's a pity that he only experienced it once during a team training match.
Especially when he saw that his opponent, IBOY, who was about the same age as him, had already made his debut in the LPL and had top support like a female controller around him, he felt even more envious.
"What if they ask you to turn over Pippi's annual rings?"
Chen Yu said quietly.
"What?"
Ah Shui was stunned, not understanding what Chen Yu meant.
"It's nothing, the rules of the competition are like this, and there's nothing we can do about it. Strong men are tempered through suffering, and gold will always shine. All the difficulties you experience now will make your future shine even more dazzling."
Chen Yu shook his head.
He can understand Ah Shui's feelings very well, and he also really wants a strong AD partner.
However, with the development of time, the rules of LPL have become more and more perfect, and the age issue has become very difficult.
In ancient times, Uzi made his debut at a much younger age than Ah Shui is now.
It can only be said that Ah Shui did not hit the right time.
Chen Yu had no choice but to force Ah Shui to drink chicken soup.
"Let's go, I'll accompany you in double row!"
The frowning Ah Shui wanted to say something else, but was pulled out of the room by Chen Yu.
After learning about Ah Shui's suffering, Chen Yu felt that he felt much better.
Although this group of people worked together to punish themselves, on the field, they did not all have to listen to themselves honestly.
However, after returning to the training room, Chen Yu found that everyone did not start playing games, but gathered together, seemingly discussing something.
"What are you doing?"
Ah Shui asked curiously.
"Children don't understand, so don't join in the fun." Prince Ning glanced at Ah Shui and waved his hand.
"Brother, where are you so young?" Ah Shui raised his head vigorously, his face full of dissatisfaction.
"The broiler is in trouble, and we are helping him discuss countermeasures."
The good old man and the child moved some places and led Chen Yu and Ah Shui over.
Broiler also looked at Chen Yu, with a sad look on his face: "I had a good chat with her at the end of the game, but then she said she wanted to take a shower, and then nothing happened."
"I waited for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask. She said she was going to bed and we would talk next time."
"It's barely ten o'clock!"
Chen Yu tilted his head and looked at Broiler's phone screen. It was in Chinese and he could understand it.
At around five o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Yu took the initiative to send a message to congratulate Broiler on winning the competition, and the two started chatting.
After a few pleasantries, Broiler kept bragging about his wonderful moves in the game, except for asking questions such as "What are you doing?" "Why aren't you hosting today?" "Have you eaten?" "What did you eat?"
The detailed descriptions in long paragraphs could make a book on advanced mid lane teaching techniques.
There is even a description of psychological games!
Xiaoyu's replies were brief and polite, but the time between reply messages became longer and longer.
At around seven o'clock, Xiao Yu told Broiler to take a bath, and then there was no reply.
Until ten minutes ago, the broiler asked again: "Have you finished washing?"
Xiaoyu then claimed that she was going to bed and ended the chat.
"It's not okay for you to talk like this! Her mother is not as nagging as you!"
Chen Yu frowned. Although he had never been in love in his previous life, Chen Yu also knew that even he, let alone Xiao Yu, couldn't stand the way of chatting with cocks.
Xiao Yu can still persist in replying to his message, which is already very polite.
"I also said that we can't talk like this. The girl has to flirt with her, not lick her! You're too licking!"
Prince Ning on the side also nodded in agreement, looking like someone who had come before.
"Then what should I do? I think League of Legends is still in the game after she told me to go to bed. Could it be that she doesn't want to talk to me anymore?"
Broiler frowned, and the flesh on his face was twisted together, showing a hint of apprehension.
"Be more confident and delete the words "Can I"?
Chen Yu gloated about his misfortune.
"Then what should I do? Chen Yu, you are so popular with girls, please teach me." Broiler immediately cast a look of help.
"Don't teach me!" Chen Yu turned his head and remembered the miserable situation when he was dominated by them.
"Brother Yu, don't be like this..." Broiler was anxious and looked at Chen Yu with a flattering face.
Chen Yu remained silent.
You were the one who tried the hardest to fuck me just now, and now you want me to teach you how to pick up girls?
"Forget it, why are you asking him? Although Chen Yu is good-looking, he has never been in love. What experience do you expect him to have?"
Prince Ning waved his hand, comforted the broiler, and said with shamelessness: "Buy me a pair of good shoes, and I will teach you! I think back then, in our corner, he was known as the killer of women!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Yu was unhappy: "Have you never eaten pork and seen pigs running away? I have never been in love, but there are people in love in my university dormitory! I have seen how people flirt!"
"Then how do you tease me?"
"Chen Yu, just tell me..." Broiler's eyes were full of expectation.
The child was also very interested: "Say a few words, say a few words..."
"Ahem... Since you all want to know so much, I will reluctantly reveal a few words."
Chen Yu coughed twice proudly, feeling very satisfied with everyone's attitude.
"It's actually very easy to deal with girls, just remember this eight-character mantra!"
Ah Shui on the side pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
"Explain the profound things in a simple way! Explain the profound things in a simple way!"
