New Year's Extra Emergency Questionnaire (Reissue)
"It's a new year again! Happy days are short-lived. When I think back to last year's New Year's episode, it seems like it's just the last chapter. Hahahahaha..." In the backyard of Liu Ruyan's apartment, the fat man stood on a makeshift podium.
He was giving a lecture with a simple blackboard propped up behind him.
"Anyway, I have thought of a new event this year. Are you looking forward to it?"
The podium under his feet was transformed from last year's New Year's stage.
At the end of last year's gala, in order to show everyone his immense strength, Xiao Qiao uprooted the stage that Fatty had finally built, spun it for two and a half weeks and then threw it, achieving a perfect record of hitting a little red.
Xiao Hong lived up to expectations and rushed forward and started the first duel with Xiao Qiao in the new year.
We digressed, and the topic returned to the stage that Xiaohong was thrown out of.
In the end, the stage hit the wall and fell into pieces, and was brutally attacked by Xiao Qiao and Xiao Hong during the duel, and was torn into pieces.
The fat man was so distressed that he collected a few usable wooden boards to build a podium for this year's New Year event.
It was now midnight on New Year's Eve, and a few rickety lanterns hung above, illuminating the small courtyard filled with people.
007 struggled to sit at the half-meter-high desk, holding a pen in her hand. From time to time, the cold wind blew and made her shiver: "Why do the New Year's events have to be held outdoors every year!"
Xiao Hei, who was sitting at the desk next to him, clicked on the camera and said "Are you happy?" twice to express his agreement.
Liu Ruyan, who was directly behind Xiao Hei, was obviously not interested in New Year activities and was drawing circles on the table, hoping to go back to bed early.
Xiaohong and her brother were sitting at the same table, and the two ghosts were staring at the fat man on the desk seriously, waiting for him to announce the plot of this year's event.
At this time, Gu Mian was wandering around the apartment carrying a bucket of dumplings: "Strange, where have everyone gone?"
While talking, he saw through the window
He looked down and saw that a dozen red lanterns had been hung in the yard, and several strings of plastic firecrackers were hanging from the lanterns.
And right in front of the courtyard is a very simple podium. The fat man is standing on it, and the poor podium makes a creaking sound, as if he is about to die heroically at any moment.
Opposite the podium are several rows of neat desks. I don’t know where Fatty stole them from. Everyone was sitting upright in front of those desks, listening to Teacher Fatty’s lecture.
Chu Changge and Liu Ruyan were two bad students. One looked down at the table with an expressionless face, while the other propped his head up and scribbled on the desk.
Xiao Qiao next door was sneaking lychee soda into the hole in Xiaohong's table. Xiaohong was so focused on listening that she didn't notice that her lychee soda had fallen into someone else's mouth.
Fatty is doing New Year activities again?
Why didn't you take me with you this year?
Gu Mian soon found out.
This year’s New Year’s event is “Copy Emergency Questionnaire”
It was made by Fatty with all his heart and soul, in order to improve everyone's reaction ability in the copy.
"There is only one question. You can choose from the existing options, or you can answer on your own in the blank space." Fatty said as he distributed the questionnaires he had painstakingly copied one by one.
Xiao Hong got the questionnaire and looked at the top row with puzzlement where the title was written: "Jing Mu Cun, Gu Mian, the big dog, died, what's the point of Ni Xinli?"
007 silently looked at the only question on the questionnaire: "When entering the dungeon, Gu Mian suddenly died. What would you do?"
What a good questionnaire.
No wonder the enthusiastic fat man didn't invite Gu Mian to the event this time.
007 continues to look down,
1. Shouting "Doctor, what will I do if you die!" and trying to resurrect the doctor by watching an advertisement
2. I thought he was tired from sawing ghosts, so I didn’t bother him.
3. In order to save the doctor, he did not hesitate to perform artificial respiration without hesitation, regardless of his own reputation.
4. Hang him at the door of the dungeon to warn other players not to work too hard, otherwise the doctor will also die suddenly.
5. Plant it in the yard, and next year there will be many doctors. Everyone has ten of them.
6. Tear the dungeon open, pick up the holy relic [Chainsaw], inherit the mantle of doctor, and start an uprising to overthrow the feudal rule of the dungeon.
7. Regretfully said to the doctor, "If you had died later, you would have lost two more copies."
8. Kill Brother Chu, Xiao Qiao, Xiao Hong, Brother, Miss 007, Miss Coco, Miss Fortune Teller, Miss Liu Ruyan, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Mr. Green, Coach Che and others to reunite everyone.
The righteous Xiaohong chose artificial respiration without hesitation. After choosing, she looked around and wanted to catch Gu Mian on the spot and start taking action.
Xiao Qiao was still immersed in the joy of stealing the lychee soda, and did not find any questionnaire at all.
The fortune teller divined the good and bad luck of the eight options respectively, and finally checked the "5" option with confidence.
For the sake of other players, Mr. Green chose to hang the dead Gu Mian in the dungeon. While he viciously checked the "4" option, he shouted in his heart "It's so satisfying"
The elder brother chose to answer the question on his own. After the fat man collected the paper, he found that his paper was filled with "sister"
"Hey, you can't write answers that have nothing to do with the questionnaire!" The fat man waved the questionnaire with "sister" written all over it at his brother.
At this moment, he suddenly found that everyone was looking at him with a secretive expression, as if he was going to be in bad luck next.
Suddenly a hand reached out from behind and took away the questionnaire in his hand that was full of his sister.
Gu Mian looked at the questionnaire in her hand and found a small amount of other words in "Sister". The most conspicuous one was the line - "Gu Mian died suddenly when entering the dungeon. What would you do?"
After looking at the options of "Resurrection Advertisement", "Artificial Respiration", "Hang Gu Mian to Warn Other Players", "Sow Gu Mian" and "Family Ascension to Heaven", Gu Mian silently turned to look at Fatty.
"Ha, ha, this is... I just wrote it casually, there is no other meaning..."
"Doctor, doctor, what are you doing! I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere. I was joking -"
The happy New Year's Eve came to an end with the joyful chase between Gu Mian and Fatty.
Before going to bed, the fat man touched his face that was starting to swell: "I hope the new year will also be a year full of hope."