"Um, it's all concubines who have no way to teach cats. Your Majesty, the Concubine De, has a lot. Please take a seat first and drink some tea to calm down." After all, it was the mutton-fat jade that slept with the amber, and it was Wen Xiaotu's side after all.
Seeing her mistake, she quickly stuffed the mutton-fat jade into Hongguo's arms, and took the initiative to bring tea to Concubine Lin De herself.
As the de facto housekeeper of the harem, Concubine Lin De was extremely busy from the Queen Mother's birthday to New Year's Eve. She also had to rack her brains to compete for favors. She was so busy that it was not until recently that she discovered that her Amber seemed to have gained weight.
many.
Jinyan came over to say hello early this morning, touched Amber's belly and said, "Mother concubine, Amber seems to be pregnant with a kitten!"
As soon as these words came out, Concubine Lin De looked livid on the spot. She quickly hugged Hu Huo and checked carefully, and it turned out that she really had a kitten in her belly!
The eldest princess Jinyan was very happy. She clapped her hands and said, "Great! Concubine, when Amber gives birth, I will choose the cutest one to raise!"
Pick a ghost! God knows which wild cat Amber was conceived with!
Concubine Lin De immediately thought of Wen Zhaoyi's cat in Changyi Palace! After asking about it privately, she found out that it was indeed a male cat. The two palaces were so close that they were almost inseparable!
Therefore, Concubine Lin De came to ask for help! Concubine Lin De really didn't expect that Wen Zhaoyi would actually admit to such a thing that had no real evidence, and even offered him tea to apologize!
At this time, even Concubine Lin De didn't know whether she should continue to have the attack.
Concubine Lin De was certainly angry when Amber was pregnant with the kitten, but she was so angry today mainly because Wen Zhaoyi was so favored these days!
Concubine Lin De took the tea and was stunned for a long time, then heard Wen Zhaoyi say: "I wonder what Concubine De is planning to do?"
Concubine De was stunned for a moment: "What are you planning to do?"
Wen Xiaotu hurriedly sat aside, with a smile on his face, and put forward his own suggestion: "How about I prepare some betrothal gifts for mutton fat jade, and then formally marry Amber in your palace?"
Concubine Lin De:......
After a moment of dead silence, Concubine Lin De clattered the tea cup on the Kang table, "Mrs. Wen, it's not enough for you to make Hu Hu's belly bigger, you actually want to kidnap Hu Hu's whole cat?!"
Wen Xiaotu couldn't help but cursed: Why did I make Amber's belly bigger? It was clearly caused by mutton-fat jade.
Wen Xiaotu said sarcastically: "Concubine, I made a mistake. How about I pay a few kilograms of dried fish to Hu Hui to replenish his health?"
Concubine Lin De:......
Wen Xiaotu: Why don’t you speak again?
Wen Xiaotu laughed dryly: "God is good at giving birth to children. Since you are pregnant, you have to let it be born, don't you think? As for the born kitten..." - Concubine Lin De is so disgusted.
If Concubine Lin De refuses to take this little kitten with the blood of mutton-fat jade, she naturally can't let it go.
It is said that this cat's fertility is really incredible. It can give birth to two or three litters of kittens a year, with an average of four kittens per litter. If it is not controlled, it will definitely spread. Therefore, Wen Xiaotu couldn't help but think about it.
Don’t you send mutton-fat jade to the cleansing room?
Concubine Lin De became angry again, "You still want to seize Amber's children?! I tell you, no way!"
Wen Xiaotu touched his nose and said, "Well, if you like it, just keep it." - Isn't it okay if I don't snatch it from you?
Concubine Lin De gritted her teeth and said, "Mrs. Wen, you - you are going too far!"
Wen Xiaotu was helpless, "But things are already like this, how about you tell me what to do?"
Concubine Lin De choked, what happened? In the final analysis, it’s just a matter of cats and dogs. I can’t bring trouble to the Queen Mother or the Emperor over such a trivial matter. In that case, I have no reason to be justified!
Concubine Lin De glared at the fat wild cat angrily: "It must be severely punished!"
Wen Xiaotu nodded hurriedly: "Don't worry, I will send the mutton-fat jade to the cleansing room when I get back!"
As soon as she said this, Concubine Lin De was shocked, "Purification room? Where isn't it..." Is it a place where eunuchs are castrated before entering the palace? Is Wen Zhaoyi going to castrate this wild cat?
This was such a severe punishment that Concubine Lin De was speechless.
"Cough!" Concubine Lin De covered her lips and coughed, "Okay, then let's do it."
After seeing off Concubine Lin De, Bi Xin couldn't help but asked sadly: "Empress, do you really want to send the mutton-fat jade to... that kind of place?"
Wen Xiaotu nodded solemnly: "It's impossible not to cut it, otherwise it will go out to look for flowers and willows in the future!"
Hong Guo was dumbfounded: "Xun, Xun Hua Qi Liu?!"
Wen Xiaotu touched his chin: "It doesn't seem appropriate. It should be said that it is a private meeting."
Hongguo couldn't help but coughed twice, "But this is not the mutton-fat jade's fault. Cats and dogs are like this. At worst, I will just ask someone to take good care of the mutton-fat jade."
Wen Xiaotu shook his head: "This kind of thing is instinctive. Unless it is cut, how can it be easily controlled?"
With that said, Wen Xiaotu ordered: "Hongguo, go pack ten taels of silver and send it to the cleansing room. Be sure to find someone who is good at it. Oh, by the way, remember to just cut the balls. You have to go to the best one."
Please use the medicine for the wound and make sure the mutton-fat jade comes back safely."
At this moment, Suet Fat Jade was licking her balls, unaware that she was about to lose them.
Wen Xiaotu smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, after the cat is cut, the life span will be increased."
Hongguo couldn't help but think to herself: "But if you do this, you will have no descendants..."
Wen Xiaotu was speechless: "Why cut off the offspring? There are quite a few in Amber's belly!" Before that, Suet Fat Jade had an unknown number of private encounters with little female cats in the wild and gave birth to countless litters of kittens. Cats
I'm afraid the cats and grandchildren have already gathered in groups!
"Okay, hurry up and come back! We'll get rid of this trouble quickly while it's cold and it's less likely to fester." Under Wen Xiaotu's repeated urging, Hongguo had no choice but to go to the purification room with the ignorant mutton-fat jade in his arms.
body room.
The best egg-removing craftsman in the world is in the cleansing room, and he can do it for anyone, not to mention the two eggs of mutton-fat jade. The eggs can be removed on the same day, but you still need to stay at Jingshi.
Wait and see for a few days.
Jingyi Palace.
Concubine Lin De had just had lunch when she heard this shocking news: "Really sent it?" - This was like her taking the lead and Wen sending the cat to the cleansing room behind the back!
Peilan nodded and said with a blush, "Yes, I'm free from work in the cleansing room right now, so I'll just give it to...that one."
Concubine Lin De was speechless for a while, "She is really speechless in her behavior." - She came to the door just to vent her anger. She never expected that Mrs. Wen could punish her pet so cleanly and severely.
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Peilan whispered in her ear: "Your Majesty, Wen Zhaoyi is very respectful to you. In that case, let's just live in peace."
Concubine Lin De couldn't help but said sourly: "But she is so favored! She almost dominates the emperor!"
Peilan comforted her softly: "The emperor just felt pity for Wen Zhaoyi's loss of his son, so he favored her a little more. After all, Wen Zhaoyi has a mediocre appearance. Such exclusive favor will not last long."
Concubine Lin De snorted sourly: "It won't be too long, how long? I'm afraid it will be enough for her to have another baby!"
Peilan said: "If she is pregnant, she won't be able to sleep with her, which is not a bad thing."
At this time, the eldest palace maid Zelan walked in quickly, knelt down and said: "My dear, the little Yuanbao from Changyi Palace has sent ten kilograms of dried small yellow croaker."