Seeing the emperor's blushing face, thick neck, and refusal to withdraw from the palace, Wen Xiaotu instantly understood that the dog emperor was thinking wrong! Ah! His head is full of yellow, you should just be called the "Huang" Emperor!
Wen Xiaotu took off the heavy Zhai crown, held it in his arms, and explained: "Your Majesty, you are mistaken. Women's waists will ache when they send their monthly letters." - This is not the sequelae of having sex!
But then again, if her waist is so sore, it must be due to that aspect.
"Oh, really..." Ming Zhao was embarrassed. How did I know that women can also have backache when they have sex? Just thinking about the wedding night, Atu couldn't straighten up.
Ming Zhao coughed twice again, "Sit down."
Wen Xiaotu hurriedly bent his knees, placed Zhai Guan on the kang table, picked up her skirt, stepped on it to call her, sat down on the Arhat couch, and tapped her lower back twice.
Ming Zhao asked seriously: "Is it serious?"
Wen Xiaotu sighed, "It's okay, my concubine's dysmenorrhea is not serious." It is said that some people have dysmenorrhea so painful that they doubt their life.
She moved her butt back and leaned on the backrest, feeling much more comfortable.
Ming Zhao frowned, "Didn't the imperial doctor say that your body is already well? Why are you still feeling so unwell?"
Wen Xiaotu said, "Your Majesty, dysmenorrhea is not a disease, and it usually does no harm to the body. Women are like this, and they will be fine after a few days."
Ming Zhao was silent, "In other words, you will be like this on these days every month in the future?"
Wen Xiaotu nodded: "Unless I get menopausal when I get old." But menopause is obviously not a good thing. After the aunt is gone, it will be menopause, and it is said that people will age faster.
Ming Zhao sighed, he must be the age of his mother, Atu is only eighteen years old now.
Suddenly, Ming Zhao's thoughts changed, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "There is another way. If you are pregnant, at least you won't have to suffer in these ten months."
Wen Xiaotu almost rolled his eyes: Do you think you are funny?
Trying to get pregnant to avoid dysmenorrhea? There must be something wrong with your brain!
"Although I haven't had a child yet, I know that the pain of pregnancy is ten times more painful than menstrual cramps!" - The pain of giving birth is a hundred times a thousand times more painful! There are also various postpartum sequelae... this
It's still a smooth delivery. If something goes wrong, it's very likely that one will die and two will die!
In ancient times, the risk of giving birth to a child was simply ridiculously high.
But she still chose to take high risks.
Wen Xiaotu really wondered if he was a little confused.
No, no, no, she was thinking too much, so she wanted to have a baby while she was young. On the one hand, it was a woman's natural maternal instinct, and on the other hand, it was also for the rest of her life.
Even if there is a small chance of difficult childbirth, it is her own choice.
That being the case, there is nothing to regret.
In life, the most important thing is to stay rational.
"You...don't you regret it?" His Majesty the Emperor's face turned a little pale, and he started to complain even though he was not yet pregnant.
Wen Xiaotu waved his hand quickly: "No, no, I'm just complaining. Women have to go through a hard time to conceive in ten months. Your Majesty, just ignore it."
Ming Zhao: How could I turn a deaf ear?
Taking a deep breath, Mingzhao suddenly picked up the Rouyi and said, "Don't worry, Atu, if you are pregnant, I will definitely protect you and your child."
Wen Xiaotu thought to himself: The main thing is to protect the children, and I will protect myself.
"Thank you, Your Majesty." Wen Xiaotu still bowed his head to express his gratitude.
In the next few days, the emperor finally didn't bother her, and it wasn't until the second day after her aunt's visit that he resumed his invitation to her.
After all, the frequency of summons was no longer nightly. It was basically every other day or two or three days. Especially after the ceremony started, the emperor lowered the frequency. During this period, he occasionally summoned Lin Cainu and Lu Chongyi.
We rehearsed like this for more than ten days, enough times that even a dog can learn the whole process!
Then came the unsurprising canonization ceremony.
The three marionettes kowtowed over and over again, saluted, received orders, thanked the Queen Mother, and finally went to the Yi Nian Hall to thank the Queen Mother for her grace.
So, the ceremony was completed.
It’s finally over!!
I simply don’t want this to happen again!
In the Yi Nian Palace, it was quite lively. Concubine Lin De, the head of the Jingyi Palace, was accompanying the Queen Mother, as well as Jiang Cairen, Cui Cainu, Lin Cainu, and most of the harem.
Concubine Lin De was also dressed in Zhai clothes and Zhai crown, and she also wore a golden silk thousand-leaf peony necklace around her neck, and also wore chiseled gold bracelets inlaid with southern pearls on both wrists. She was full of jewels. She was more precious than the three of them.
The rightful owner of the title should be even more luxurious.
Wen Xiaotu couldn't help but complain, this is really not too heavy.
"Sit down, everyone!" The Queen Mother smiled kindly.
Concubine Xin Xian stepped forward and sat on the chairs to the left and right of the Queen Mother with Concubine Lin De. Wen Xiaotu and Lu Chongyi sat next to the two concubines respectively. They were both in Zhai clothes and Zhai Guan, which was quite symmetrical.
Concubine Lin De said to the Queen Mother with a smile on her face: "I heard that Wen Zhaoyi's eighteenth birthday will be in a few days. It's really a double happiness." As she said that, Concubine Lin De looked back and glanced at Wen Xiaotu.
Wen Xiaotu choked for two seconds before saying, "Unexpectedly, Concubine De still remembers my concubine's birthday."
Concubine Lin De pursed her lips, her smile was slightly stiff, and she could not hide her sourness: "My sister is now the one who is dear to the emperor's heart. Who dares to forget your birthday, sister?"
Wen Xiaotu: ...You might as well change your surname to Chen, you are so jealous of Chen.
The Queen Mother who was sitting high up suddenly smiled: "The Ai family remembers that Wen Zhaoyi is eighteen years old, right?"
Wen Xiaotu nodded gently and said "yes".
The Queen Mother smiled and said: "You are so young."
The Queen Mother's words were just casual remarks, but it made Concubine Lin De feel sour: I am a full eight years older than Mr. Wen! She is no longer young for a long time.
The Queen Mother turned to Mrs. Lin and said, "Concubine De will turn around and tell the Ministry of Internal Affairs not to neglect Wen Zhaoyi's birthday."
Concubine Lin De felt even more sad, but she could only say "yes".
Wen Xiaotu hurriedly stood up and curtsied, "Concubine, I would like to thank the Empress Dowager and Concubine De. However, I am just celebrating a small birthday, so I don't want to bother anyone. Just follow the rules." - In ancient times, a woman was fifteen years old.
When you reach adulthood, eighteen is not the important birthday.
After hearing this, the Queen Mother was startled and could not help but nodded with satisfaction, "You understand justice well. No wonder the emperor likes you."
Wen Xiaotu: It’s just that I’m tired from all the hard work these days.
Concubine Lin De felt very sad, but she just didn’t celebrate her birthday in an unusual way, so she could afford to “understand the righteousness”?! I have worked hard to manage the palace affairs, but I can’t get even a word of praise from the Emperor and the Queen Mother! It’s really unfair!
Xin Ruozhi said with a smile: "Although Wen Zhaoyi is favored, she has never relied on favor to become arrogant. This is the blessing of the harem."
The Queen Mother smiled and nodded. Although the Ai family did not mind who the emperor favored, it would be a different matter if someone relied on his favor and became arrogant. Wen's temperament was gentle, and the Ai family could rest assured when such a person served the emperor.