Wen Xiaotu hurriedly picked up the tea cup and took a big sip of tea, and then swallowed the jade bean cake in his throat.
"Ahem!" Covering his mouth and coughing twice, Wen Xiaotu hurriedly stood up and replied, "Your Majesty, concubine... I have only occasionally heard of the disease of wealth and wealth, but as long as you practice vegetarianism and worship Buddha, your condition will often be greatly improved."
"Really?" A smile appeared on Ming Zhao's lips. This excuse seemed to be pretty good. I am not in a hurry. Wen is so stupid. Sooner or later, I will be able to find out what her extraordinary abilities are.
Seeing that His Majesty the Emperor continued to criticize the coupons, Wen Xiaotu didn't know whether he believed it or not. He just hoped that this would happen when she was not eating snacks. It would be too easy for an accident to happen!
Wen Xiaotu rubbed her neck, mourned for three seconds of silence for her throat, and then continued to eat and drink. After finishing the tea, she went out to ask for more tea. Of course, she did not forget to give His Majesty the Emperor a cup of hot tea.
As for the travelogue, I just flipped through two pages and didn't read it at all.
Now that she has been promoted to a beauty, her salary of two hundred and forty taels a year should be enough to spend her money. She does not want fancy clothes or a head full of jewels, but only wants to eat well and drink well, which does not cost much.
She had enough money, so she was not eager to make money with ink.
Gradually, the light dimmed, and His Majesty the Emperor finally finished approving the memorials that filled the table.
Wen Xiaotu has already eaten four plates of snacks and three cups of tea, and now...she feels a little urgent to urinate!
By the way, she didn't see His Majesty the Emperor going to the bathroom! She didn't know where the bathroom was?
A living person cannot be suffocated to death by urine. Wen Xiaotu decided to go out and ask the eunuchs and maids of Qian'an Palace, but just after taking a few steps towards the door of the royal study, the emperor Mingzhao's helpless voice sounded: "Stop passing the snacks.
, it’s time for dinner later!”
Wen Xiaotu froze on the spot, she didn't go out to eat!!
Wen Xiaotu looked constipated, "I just want to go out and ask, where is the bridegroom?"
Ming Zhao's wheat-colored handsome face felt embarrassed for a moment. He coughed twice and pointed to the rosewood sliding door not far to the right in a low voice, "This way."
Wen Xiaotu was stunned. She looked at the two closed sliding doors. She thought they were cabinet doors!
So Didi Liu walked forward and moved it gently. Inside was a hidden guest room. The fragrance was fragrant. A small and exquisite Boshan stove was exuding mellow agarwood. How could an ancient bathroom be so clean and smell-free?
, I also know that it is necessary to clean and sweep from time to time.
But she never saw anyone come in to clean.
After taking a closer look, I discovered that there was a back door in the bathroom, which meant that someone came in from the back of the St. Ann Hall to spread incense and burn incense.
Wen Xiaotu lifted up her long pleated skirt and held it in her arms. She sat on the toilet and filled the water. She washed her hands with the soap ball on the side and then walked out of the bride's room.
After closing the sliding door of the palace, she pricked her ears curiously and heard a slight rustling sound inside. Apparently someone had gone in to clean it up.
Ming Zhao: It’s really embarrassing for me to have such a concubine!
Seeing the disgusted look in His Majesty's eyes, Wen Xiaotu pretended not to see it. She walked forward and said, "Your Majesty, it's getting late. If you don't have any orders..." I also want to go back early for dinner.
Woolen cloth.
Ming Zhao said calmly: "I will have a meal later, and you will be waiting on me."
Wen Xiaotu: ...Looks like I can make a meal of His Majesty the Emperor's leftovers. Well, considering his excellent cooking skills in the imperial kitchen.
"Yes." Wen Xiaotu responded obediently.
About a quarter of an hour later, it was time for His Majesty the Emperor's dinner. The imperial dining room of Qian'an Palace was located in the side hall of the Qianyuan Palace in front of him. It's still warm too.
His Majesty the Emperor sat at the dining table and once again dismissed all the maids and eunuchs, leaving only Wen Xiaotu alone to serve the dishes.
Wen Xiaotu ate so many snacks. Although she was not hungry, she was very greedy!
Holding back your saliva while serving food to His Majesty the Emperor is truly an ordeal.
Ming Zhao enjoyed the light and delicious side dishes that Wen served to her, and her eyes could not hide her disgust again: This woman is lazy and greedy!
Fortunately, this embarrassing look was not seen by the palace people, otherwise my face would have been completely humiliated by Mrs. Wen!
When he was seventy percent full, His Majesty the Emperor put down his silver chopsticks and said calmly: "You can use it as you like, and then go to the side hall to bathe and change clothes."
Wen Xiaotu's eyes widened: "Shower and change clothes?!" - Isn't this the process of going to bed!
Ming Zhao said coldly with a straight face: "Don't have any delusional thoughts! After bathing, come to me for half an hour, and then go to the side hall to spend the night. When you arrive, I will ask the guest room to make a note for you. !”
This does not mean to have sex with someone, but to deceive the hostess and say that they have gone to bed.
Wen Xiaotu was speechless for three seconds, eh, wait!
Don't be delusional?
She has a black line. This is the delusion that His Majesty the Emperor has been thinking about!!
"Concubine, I understand." She finally understood!
It's so obscure!
After seeing off His Majesty the Emperor, Wen Xiaotu did not ask anyone to come in to serve her. She had no arms or legs, so she still had to be served!
Well, the main reason is that no one is around, so she can eat a little more indulgently.
Moreover, if Hongguo was serving her meals, he could not help showing a look of affection when he saw her pitted face, which made her feel weird.
It is true that no one cares about their appearance at all, she just looked away.
In fact, she also likes the quiet atmosphere.
The modern migrant worker who works as a code writer has lived alone for many years, quietly and without being disturbed. If she feels lonely or bored, she doesn't have friends and relatives, so she can just go out and play with them. In the modern world , there are so many delicious and fun things.
After eating and drinking, Wen Xiaotu went to the side hall bath room to take a nice bath. This time, Aunt Qiu Shuang was considerate and did not rush her out. She also asked someone to prepare more hot water and refilled it for her. After two rounds of water, she soaked for half an hour! She felt so comfortable all over, and all the fatigue in her body was gone. She just wished she could go straight to the side bed and have a good sleep.
It's a pity that it doesn't work, she has to go to the main hall of the back hall to pretend to be sleeping.
Why does this emperor want to do this?
She really didn't mind that the emperor didn't like her, and she understood very well that the emperor didn't want to sleep with her.
Is this part of the reward?
She is now the focus of the harem, so there is no need to ask His Majesty the Emperor not to keep records.
Perhaps, being a beautiful woman who is a bit pampered is also a good choice.
However, His Majesty the Emperor's "reward" obviously cannot last long. Once he "falls out of favor", he will probably be squeezed out by others.
Wen Xiaotu touched her chin. It was obvious that His Majesty's thigh would not last long. She had to find another reliable thigh.