Jiawei logged out of his WeChat account and logged into his wife's WeChat account. Then he opened the interface to search for nearby people, and two people popped up within a hundred meters.
After one of them clicked on his profile picture, there was a photo of a man in Chinese tunic suit looking up at the sky and leaning on a Mercedes-Benz. His WeChat name was Too Sleepy and he couldn't sleep, and his personal signature was "You are destined to have peach blossoms, and each one must bear fruit."
Jiawei used his wife's account to say hello to the sleepy man, and within a few seconds he received a message agreeing to be added.
Jiawei’s daughter-in-law is called a lonely little Chang’e. She usually likes to take selfies. She often takes a few photos of herself from 360 degrees without blind spots and then takes them to the beautiful pictures to retouch them. These photos are very lethal, and they are basically all
Big white legs, with a ditch as deep as the sea, which definitely has the urge to lead people to commit crimes.
"Hello, uncle, it's been a long night and it's hard to fall asleep?" Jiawei sent a message.
The old man at the construction site suddenly became excited. He put down the wine bottle in his hand and replied with gleaming eyes: "Well, I am worried about the motherland not being unified yet."
Little Chang'e made an admiring expression: "Uncle, you are so funny. I am proud of a mature and meaningful man."
Too sleepy to sleep, I replied with a smile: "My maturity comes from the accumulation of time, my humor comes from life experience, my life creed is that cucumbers must be photographed, and life must be exciting."
"Let me go, this old man is so damn arrogant. He is in his fifties and teasing a little girl. There is no generation gap at all when he is nagging you. I guess he will kill anyone from eighty to eighteen."
"Strength" Wang Xuanzhen looked at the chat history and suddenly felt that he couldn't keep up with the old man's pace. On the road to picking up girls, the older he gets, the better he is.
Xiang Que asked Jiawei in surprise: "How do you know he is so chatty and easy to hook up with?"
While replying, Jiawei said: "It must be boring in the middle of the night. If you drink more wine, you will obviously be a little restless both mentally and physically. Just now he was fiddling with his mobile phone, so he shook it for a long time.
I haven’t met anyone to chat with him. He will definitely not be calm when I add him now.”
Xiang Que continued: "Ask him what his real name is."
"Zhou Daquan"
After more than ten minutes, the sleepy and lonely little Chang'e had already chatted with each other to the point of passion. They could feel each other's passion through the mobile phone screen.
Lonely little Chang'e: "Uncle, can you drive me out for a drink in your Mercedes-Benz and let me experience your life experience face to face?"
Too sleepy to sleep, there was a pause there. A few of them poked their heads out and saw the old man standing up from the rocking chair and pacing back and forth very uncomfortably. Then he walked over to the construction team and seemed to be explaining something to someone.
I was too sleepy to sleep and replied a message: "Tonight I want to be a little white rabbit in your arms who can tell stories."
"It's so arrogant, this old jb lamp is going to fall into the ditch." Wang Xuan was really happy.
Xiang Que said: "Let's find a more remote place and transfer him there."
Walking to a dark alley, Jiawei orientated the old man and told him that he had got dressed and was about to go out.
Five minutes later, several people hiding in the dark saw a figure walking over impatiently. They stretched their necks and looked around. After searching for a long time, they did not see the big white legs they were looking forward to.
The old man shouted anxiously: "Lonely little Chang'e, where are you? I am Tutu."
Xiang Que and the others almost gave up, and Wang Xuanzhen muttered: "What the hell, I haven't admired someone for a long time. Today I have to bow my head and admit that if he is shameless or skinny, he can definitely throw me away."
"Go to the street"
Xiang Que turned to Jiawei and the others and said in a low voice: "You go back, this is none of your business."
Jiawei and Xiaolei and others quickly and quietly walked out from the darkness.
In the alley, the old man took out his mobile phone and checked the location, then lowered his head and quickly sent an inquiring message to little Chang'e, but at this moment a figure suddenly appeared behind him.
"Wandering souls, where can they stay? The three souls have descended early, and the seven orifices have not yet come... Zhou Daquan, Zhou Daquan, Zhou Daquan"
Behind the old man, Xiang Que recited a mantra and formed a seal on his hand. After calling the other person's name three times in a row, Zhou Daquan turned around and said "Ah" in a conditioned reflex.
"Pa" a soul-attracting talisman was pasted on Zhou Daquan's face, and he said to Que: "The soul is at ease, and the body is unhindered...soul comes out" # Cool a Craftsman lr Network ~: Genuine x first release
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Zhou Daquan's eyes suddenly became confused, and he stood motionless. Then a faint shadow emerged from in front of him. That shadow was very similar to Zhou Daquan, but his face was expressionless and his eyes were empty and quiet.
floating in mid-air.
This was soul calling. Xiang Que used the soul attracting spell to call Zhou Daquan's soul out of his body.
The phenomenon of the soul leaving the body is relatively common, especially if a child under the age of five is frightened or hits his head, the soul will leave the body by chance. Furthermore, if the soul is unstable while sleeping, it will be affected by something.
External harassment can also cause separation from the body.
In fact, it is relatively simple and easy to deal with this symptom of the soul leaving the body. All you need to do is call the baby's nickname in the child's ear continuously, or call it a chicken soul.
"Cock soul, hen soul, don't panic, don't scatter. The chicken coop is guarded by dogs, the home has a master, the master has a crossbow, and the master has a long knife."
Generally speaking, as long as the child's soul is not harmed, the child's soul will be called back. If it cannot be called back, then someone will have to be called.
If you are an adult, it is relatively rare for the soul to leave the body, because adults have stabilized and matured in all aspects, and this situation will not easily occur unless some soul-calling methods are used, such as the soul-inducing spell just used on Que
It’s called the Soul Sutra, but if you’re a policeman, a soldier, or someone with an extremely resolute personality, it’s more troublesome to call it.
There is no serious harm to people when their souls leave the body, as long as the soul is not damaged and can be sent back in time.
The soul that leaves the body has no consciousness, but it remembers some things that happened before, and when the soul returns, it will not know what happened at this time.
"Zhou Daquan, let me ask you an answer," Xiang Que whispered to the soul.
Zhou Daquan's soul came back, and Xiang Que began to ask about the Feng Shui of the Chen family half a year ago.
A few minutes later, Xiang Que and Wang Xuanzhen left, and Zhou Daquan's soul drifted towards him.
After a while, Zhou Daquan slowly opened his eyes, rubbed his head with a headache, and then looked around blankly, as if he was very surprised as to why he suddenly came here.
Before Xiang Que and Wang Xuanzhen left, they had deleted all the chat content on his phone. Zhou Daquan could not even remember that he had wanted to be a little white rabbit tonight.