Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun stared at the playing cards on the bed and said speechlessly: "A monk who has just returned to secular life, a Taoist priest who has not been down the mountain, are you right to play cards?"
"Oh, it's just an entertainment, and you can still pass through the intestines. What's wrong with playing cards? It's only afternoon. There's so much time. Do you say you don't play? Are we three staring at each other with big eyes? What if we are
I can see some love. If you say you want to stab me with a stick, your relationship will be so good. Can I reject you?"
"Hey, I'll go, you're really tired. Just play, just play. You're also involved in emotional issues, but I'm not good at playing, what should I do? It's only more than 200 yuan on you, how do you think you're playing this?" Xiang Que
Take out the money and put it on the bed.
Cao Shanjun also shook his head and said, "I have seen someone fighting against the landlords when I went down the mountain to beg for alms twice. I can't do anything else."
"Okay, just fight, fight. There is the same way of playing in the country. We don't want to win. We will pay for everyone's shorts. We will play with the more than 200 yuan. Whoever wins will buy some wine on the train tonight.
, Isn’t this night dealing with it?”
Cao Shanjun said shyly: "Brother Que still has two hundred, I don't have a penny on me. I really came down the mountain naked. You know if I buy clothes or you pay for it."
"A small problem, I will borrow 200 yuan and you won't have to pay it back if I lose. Just have fun."
"Walala" Wang Xuanzhen shuffled the cards and then dealt the cards, saying, "I don't play a lot of money. If I encounter a bomb, I will double it. If I touch it again, I will understand it?"
"Well, I still understand common sense. If I have a more advanced level, I don't understand it very much."
"Hey, I don't know how long you can last for this 200 yuan. It's boring to lose if you don't win a few games." Wang Xuanzhen said with a shaking head.
After playing three games, Wang Xuanzhen seemed to be lucky. He probably didn't take Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun seriously. He wanted all three games, and he won the landlords. He won two and lost one, which cost more than 20 yuan in total. The fourth
Xiang Que was called to the landlord and Cao Shanjun wanted to win in the fifth game.
Cao Shanjun shuffled the cards and put them down. From this hand, the little monk won a total of eight games. Xiang Que Qi, and the landlord went around the two of them back and forth, and Wang Xuanzhen never called him.
More than half an hour later, Cao Shanjun's 200 yuan became 500 yuan, while Xiang Que doubled.
"My grass, this seems to be a traitor. You two came here just now? How could they be so fierce? They shave me alive. Is it possible to lose five hundred for a little landlord who is worth one dollar?"
Wang Xuanzhen wiped her cold sweat, and her hands were trembling when she was drawing cards. It was not that she was scared by losing too much, but that she felt that she was too fucking weak.
As long as Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun called the landlord, they would definitely be blown up in two or three. Wang Xuanzhen occasionally asked for one and caught two ghosts, but there were a bunch of small cards, three or six ** without seven, or just
If you have three to four and one single five, this card is amazing, and you will be confused by Wang Xuanzhen's loss.
Fatty Wang, who was red-eyed, pressed the card and said, "It's not right, you two seem to have a ghost."
"Brother, I have to play a little landlord who costs one dollar, so I have to play Chow Yun-fat for you? Do I have to summon the god of gambling onto you?" Xiang Que said with a little confused.
"Pangpang, this is luck, it's really luck," Cao Shanjun said from the side.
"No, there must be something wrong... Let's do it, you two are bare-armed and take off your upper clothes. I'm afraid you will hide your cards and steal them."
"More than five hundred is enough to drink, why don't you put it away and stop playing?" Xiang Que asked.
Wang Xuanzhen shook her head and said, "This is no longer a matter of winning or losing, but it has risen to personal dignity. I was fucked by a monk and a Taoist priest fighting against the landlord for more than 500 times. This is a bit embarrassing. You two are hurriedly
I see if it’s my technical problem or you two are really playing tricks.”
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun had no choice but to take off half of their sleeves and play with him barely.
After more than an hour, Wang Xuanzhen lost a little doubted about his life, because he lost even worse since they were bare-armed. The landlord never called him, but Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun were discussing it.
If you call someone, then I will call him. If you call him twice, I will also call him twice, and they will be hard.
Wang Xuanzhen stared at them with red eyes and didn't say anything for a long time, and her eyes kept aiming below her stomach.
Cao Shanjun shrank back and said to Xiang Que, "Brother, we can't play anymore. After playing with bare hands, I'm afraid he will let us take off our pants as well. You just want to play Landlord and finally have to commit a crime.
It is not worth it for the crime of molestation in public places."
"I can't play anymore, please stop it," said Xiang Que.
Wang Xuanzhen gritted her teeth and asked unwillingly: "You two honestly explain, is it a thousand dollars?"
"I'm all shirtless. Look at how can we make a thousand yuan? Fatty, don't believe in evil, you're really a matter of luck."
Wang Xuanzhen has been observing for more than half an hour, but he really didn't see any problem. He slanted his eyes and asked suspiciously: "Is this luck? How can this luck be so slutty? I lost quickly in two hours.
It's 1,000 yuan, I just want to lose to you on purpose, but I can't reach this level."
"Pangpang, really...My master said I have a good understanding. He said that if I didn't go up the mountain to be a monk, there would be nothing Chow Yun-fat would have to do when I made a movie," Cao Shanjun comforted him and said.
"Oh, come on, I won't talk to you anymore. If you lose, you will lose. I will ask for something to eat and buy wine. If I lose money, I will make money from food and drink. I must make up for it." Wang Xuanzhen said gritted her teeth.
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun took the money to the dining car to buy things.
"Brother Que, do you think if the Sanqing Ancestor is so good that you do this, will he use lightning to strike you?"
"Haha, if the Buddha knows, do you have to guard the eighteen levels of hell?"
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun walked while weighing the money in their hands, and they smiled so treacherously.
When playing cards, the two of them did not cheat, but they didn’t win without cheating. They could also get luck and luck from the sky.
Ten minutes later, Xiang Que was carrying a box of cans of beer, and Cao Shanjun came back with a bag of food, but stared at him and found that Wang Xuan was really chatting with the girl with shorts.
"He's so accurate. He's frustrated and proud of his love affair."
Wang Xuan really doesn’t take it seriously for a thousand yuan. Compared with chatting with the little girl, it is obvious that the latter is more important.
The wine and food were placed on it, and Xiang Queqi opened the wine to Wang Xuanzhen and Cao Shanjun. Unexpectedly, the little girl opposite blinked and asked, "Brother, can you bring me one?"
"Drink?" Wang Xuanzhen asked in surprise.
"Well, my dad doesn't let him drink at home. If you don't care about it, just drink less after you come out."
Wang Xuanzhen kindly reminded: "Don't drink when you go out, as it's dangerous if you drink too much."
"It's okay, I'm a good person. If you really see that I'm drunk too much, you can stop me from letting me drink. Besides, don't you have a companion next to me? She will take care of me."