Chapter nine hundred and fortieth into the mountains
The moment when the Baojiaxian was offered, the originally dusk house of the old Gao family suddenly became full of vitality. The old man Gao, who was lying on the kang, obviously began to improve. The eldest son Gao and the second son, who had died because of their family members, were both.
The family was also a little sad. Master Huang San has become a selves and has been practicing for some years. His spirit is much stronger than that of others. After he was worshipped in Lao Gao's house, he brought his own energy to him.
For the Gao family, as long as the two sides live in harmony from now on, it will be a win-win situation.
"Swoosh" A phantom appeared on Mr. Huang San under the table and suddenly penetrated into the wife of Gao. This time, the wife of Gao's height reacted very casually, and her body just shivered for a few times and then she didn't respond.
Boss Gao said a little dissatisfied: "Why are you getting pregnant again? If you become accustomed to this from now on, would you say I am the wife I married or the weasel I marry?"
Gao’s wife outlined her shoulders and her head, and her voice was a little hoarse and sharp, saying, “Boy, you have to promise me something after this matter is done.”
Xiang Que frowned and asked speechlessly: "I have to give it to you?"
"Hehe, it's quite reasonable that I didn't mention this to you before the offering, right?" Mr. Huang San said in a hoarse voice.
Xiang Que nodded and said, "Tell me, benevolence and righteousness."
"It's useless to say it now. Just go with me tonight."
Sighing to Que Youyou, "It's really not worry-free to break things one after another. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop."
Xiang Que originally planned to wait for the matter of the Gao family to rush to Huangpao Mountain as soon as the matter was over, but unexpectedly, as soon as this ended, Grandpa Huang San found something for him to do. This old yellow man is absolutely cunning.
No, he knew very well that if he told the conditions in advance, Xiang Que might have a bad face. When he offered the offer to the Queen of the Immortality of the Protective Family, he would still seem more generous.
This is really the older one becomes!
The wife of Gao, who was on the upper body of Master Huang San, smiled unruly and shook her shoulders. This scene looked extremely strange and disharmonious.
Boss Gao rubbed his fingers and muttered, "How can I get on the horse this night? Can I get rid of the gun?"
Xiang Que looked back at him in surprise. He looked at him a few times. He was dressed and looked at him. He was definitely not the mainstream route of heavy metal in rural areas. He was covered with a few fleas basking in the sun on his messy hair. His clothes were made of military-green cotton jackets.
A red rope was tied around the waist, and the thick-soled black cotton shoes under the feet were covered with oily trousers, which were dressed very sharply.
Xiang Que looked at him speechlessly and said, "Brother Gao, you are like this, and you still have the intention of being picky and picky?"
"I thought I was also a young actor who could be a literary talent and a snippet, but I wasted my life for a long time and fell to this point." Boss Gao sighed and said, "I have also made a living by my face, really, it's all at all.
Don't brag... I almost starved to death."
"Look, let's see, let's see, let's see," Xiang Que said after holding it in for a long time.
Boss Gao gritted his teeth and said a little frustratedly: "How can you see it? Brother, I will ask you, there is no problem sleeping with people. This is the normal reproduction of human beings, but I want to let you get a weasel, I am
Mom just wants to know how you got hard, the most important thing is that this weasel is still a male."
"Oh my brother, don't say it." Xiang Que was stunned and comforted him and said, "It's okay, don't think too much. Master Huang San will get off your wife when he goes to bed at night. You should go
Punch it wherever you poke, because the location of the hole has not changed."
"That's all. Turn off the lights and curtains to make children. You can't see anything you look like. As long as the body structure of a person has not changed," Boss Gao thought for a while and said with some uncertainty:
But the voice is still a woman?"
"Or, still..." Xiang Que nodded repeatedly, wiping his cold sweat.
Regarding the issue of the appearance of women when dating, Mr. Wang Pangpang, the most famous friend of the introverted men and women in China, once gave a very classic and insightful theory.
Wang Pangpang said, when you have sex now, you are like clearing mines. It doesn’t work if you look at photos. Women’s photos are minefields. Various beautiful pictures, PS, and plastic surgery faces are already lined up.
Almost every woman is digging a pit, and there is lightning buried in it. If you want to have a date, you must bring your own lightning rod. If you can make an appointment when you meet, it would be fine. If you can’t make an appointment, please take a lightning rod for self-defense.
"For me, there are no beautiful women now? What is a beauty?" Wang Pangpang said with emotion: "Just two words, it's worth looking at."
The shadow in Boss Gao's heart came from Grandpa Huang San who had become his wife. He was still the same person, but sometimes his essence changed. When he was able, a thought would have to automatically come into his head.
"I'm not a weasel, not a weasel, not......"
After dinner at around five o'clock in the evening, Master Huang San squatted at the door and pulled his claws, waved at Xiang Que. He looked at the sky outside with a little frown and said, "In winter, it's about minus twenty degrees below zero,
Where did you ask me to go with you? Can’t we choose a day when spring is blooming?"
"Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak..." Master Huang San called out twice in dissatisfaction, then slowly walked into the room. After a while, Boss Gao's wife came out again with her shoulders hanging down.
"Let me go with you. It's not suitable to go during the day, so I can only go there at night," said Gao's wife.
Xiang Que nodded helplessly and said, "Let's go, let's go."
Boss Gao then chased after him, wrapped himself in a big cotton jacket and asked, "Go to go?"
"Just do things for your ancestor Huang"
"Then why did my wife go with me?" Boss Gao asked with concern.
His wife said impatiently: "If I don't go, how can I communicate with him?"
"Ah, ah," Boss Gao nodded twice and thought for a while, saying, "Then I'll go with you too, have a look after you."
Boss Gao is quite worried. When he was a child, he also heard the story of the wife of the village. There are yellow skins or black mountain demons in the mountains. They will rob girls from the bottom of the mountain to be their wife. He is really afraid that his wife will never return.
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Although it's useless for him to follow!
Before dinner, Xiang Que went to the underworld again to find Yeyou, and told him everything about Lao Gao's family in the world. Yeyou did not blame him, but just sighed that the world was impermanent and this was fate.
"As long as their lives can get better in the future... Xiangque comes to me if you have any problems in the underworld in the future. I will give you some convenience within my ability."
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