【Appropriate system】+【Decisive killing】+【nonsensical and funny】
Lu Fengxian, the ultimate fan of the Three Kingdoms, woke up and found that he had arrived in the Three Kingdoms era and became Lu Bu. He was lying on a three-meter-wide bed with Diao Chan in his arms. It was the third year of Jian'an and Xiapi was surrounded by water.
Cao Cao's army numbered one hundred thousand...
【Appropriate system】+【Decisive killing】+【nonsensical and funny】
Lu Fengxian, the ultimate fan of the Three Kingdoms, woke up and found that he had arrived in the Three Kingdoms era and became Lu Bu. The time was the third year of Jian'an. Cao's army surrounded Xiapi with a total of one hundred thousand...
His original purpose was just to live with a smile.
But I never expected that with the blessing of the Imitation Immortal Cultivation System, the road would become wider and wider.
On the White Gate Tower, he is the God of War who does not surrender to fate. "My fate is up to me and not God. Whether it is life or death, I have the final say!"
In Zhaojiacun, Changshan, he is the caring brother who sleeps with Zhao Yun: "I have Zilong, which is like a tiger with added wings~"
In Wollongong, he was a courteous corporal who never fought in his life. He looked at the thatched cottage three times and was a humble gentleman. "Liangzi, you see I've been here three times. Why don't you come out and help me?"
Zhuge Liang: "Nanyang barbarians have been enjoying farming and hoeing for a long time, and are too lazy to cope with the world. Please forgive me for not being able to obey orders."
Lu Bu: "Liangzi, you are the most intelligent in the world, and I am the most powerful in the world. If you and I join forces, we can level the world with one wave of troops!"
Zhuge Liang: "I don't agree with the general's ideas. Please return home."
Lu Bu sobbed: "If you don't come out, sir, what will happen to the common people!"
Zhuge Liang just turned his back and responded.
Lu Bu walked out of the thatched cottage in disappointment, approached the door, and said without giving up: "Liangzi, I have a daughter who is eighteen years old, both civilized and military, and as beautiful as a flower..."
Zhuge Liang quickly chased after him, bowed and said: "In order to achieve the general's ambition, Liang is willing to do the hard work of dogs and horses!" His original purpose was just to survive, and by the way, experience the Diao Chan around his waist in this era of healing collapse.
of happiness.
But I never expected that with the blessing of the simulated immortal cultivation system, the road would become wider and wider as I walked.
On the White Gate Tower, he is the God of War who does not believe in fate. "My fate is up to me and not God. Whether it is life or death, I have to decide!"
In Wollongong, he was a courteous corporal who had never been aggressive in his life. He looked at the thatched cottage three times and was a humble gentleman. "Liangzi, you see I've been here three times. Why don't you come out and help me?"
Zhuge Liang: "Nanyang barbarians have been enjoying farming and hoeing for a long time, and are too lazy to cope with the world. Please forgive me for not being able to obey orders."
Lu Bu: "Liangzi, you are the most intelligent in the world, and I am the most powerful in the world. If you and I join forces, we can level the world with one wave of troops!"
Zhuge Liang: "I don't agree with the general's ideas. Please return home."
Lu Bu sobbed: "If you don't come out, sir, what will happen to the common people!"
Zhuge Liang just turned his back and responded.
Lu Bu stood up in disappointment, walked slowly outside the thatched cottage, approached the door, and said without giving up: "Liangzi, I have a daughter who is eighteen years old, both civilized and military, and as beautiful as a flower..."
Zhuge Liang quickly chased after him, bowed and said: "In order to achieve the general's ambition, Liang is willing to do the hard work of dogs and horses!"
