Chapter 88 You Han men know a lot of things (please subscribe!)
"Pumping but not pumping, retreating yet not retreating, what's the point?"
"Get out of the way and let me come!"
Seeing Li Sheng lingering and refusing to do anything, Zhang Xiu stepped forward decisively, randomly selected a piece of rope, pulled it out, took a look, and immediately laughed loudly:
"Both of you, accept, accept!"
"It seems that this errand belongs to me..."
"God's will, hahaha..."
Everyone took a closer look and took a deep breath when they saw that the red rope in Zhang Xiu's hand was more than seven inches long.
This guy is so long!
Zhao Yun stroked his beard and praised: "As the saying goes: hesitation leads to defeat. Zhao has always admired Xiao Zhang's decisiveness in killing. It's natural for you to come out on top today, eight mistakes!"
The Qiang girl narrowed her bright eyes into the shape of a crescent moon, smiled softly and moved lightly to Ma Su's side.
She thought the lottery was very interesting.
Huang Xi and Li Sheng looked at each other and shook their hands, each feeling annoyed. The former was secretly annoyed that Zhang Xiu had such bad luck because of his quick hands; the latter regretted that he had given up the chance to draw first.
Ma Su held out his hand, looked directly at the two of them and asked, "Do you two still want to smoke?"
Also draw some yarn!
With such a long rope for Zhang Xiu, he was almost certain to win... Huang Xifu cursed and pulled out a rope without giving up.
Quan should give up.
As a result, I was stunned and couldn't get to the end.
I am actually so long?
Huang Xi was surprised. When he saw that the length of the extracted part was already far longer than Zhang Xiu's, he immediately pulled it out while looking up to the sky and laughing:
"Wa hahaha……"
"Both of you, accept, accept!"
"Since I am so old, then this trip must be mine...hahaha..."
Seeing this, Zhao Yun quickly changed his words: "As I said before, hesitation will lead to defeat, and decisiveness will be in vain. Zhao has always admired Xiao Huang's wisdom and foolishness, as well as his caution. You deserved to win this time, eight.
wrong!"
General Zhao, you learned how to speak like me very quickly. Ma Su secretly thought it was funny.
He only accidentally mentioned these two sentences once in front of Zhao Yun, but he didn't expect that the latter actually remembered them and could use them on the spot.
good!
Very naughty!
This time, the people who were upset were Li Sheng and Zhang Xiu. The latter looked at the red rope that was more than a foot long in Huang Xi's hand. He threw away the seven-inch red rope in his hand and stepped on it hard.
Feet, secretly channeling bad luck.
Li Sheng's eyes widened and he felt so regretful that even the water of the Three Rivers could not be filled up.
Originally he was supposed to be the first to draw lots, but now he is the last.
Could it be said that there can be a longer rope than the red rope in Huang Xi's hand?
He twitched without any hope.
Then he laughed ecstatically and made a pig noise.
Li Sheng held a red rope about one foot long in his hand, shaking it constantly and showing it to everyone.
Won!
Counterattack!
Relieve anger!
"Interesting, indeed interesting, so interesting!"
"On the betting field, anything can happen..."
After seeing the final result, Zhao Yun shook his head and laughed, stroking his beard, taking square steps out of the room, and disappeared after a while.
Zhao Yun's gesture made the Qiang girl cover her mouth and smile.
Ma Su took advantage of the secret battle between the three major generals to write a dog-crawling letter and gave it to Li Sheng, saying: "Don't delay on the way here. Whether it succeeds or not, come back as soon as possible."
There is only one sentence in this letter from beginning to end: "If you are a brother, come to Xixian County. If you don't come, we will meet in arms!"
Li Sheng solemnly took the handwritten letter, put it in his arms, turned around and strode away.
Huang Xi and Zhang Xiu also resigned in frustration.
There were two people left in the room.
The Qiang girl hesitated for a moment, then asked softly: "General, you Han men are so powerful, and you know how to play many tricks."
"I traveled more than three thousand miles from the Qiang region to the Han region. I saw that they could play on the bed, on the table, in the yard, on the grass, and even play with their hands."
"It's not like Qiang men at all. They are dull and dull, like a boring gourd, which makes people unhappy."
"..."
This topic is so open, I like it so much. Ma Su thought for a while and replied seriously: "Great wizard, not every man can do this trick so much. For example, I, in addition to the pushcart and Zhang Fei blockbusters,
Horses, I know nothing about anything else..."
"???" The Qiang girl looked confused:
"Xiao Wu is talking about Go (on the bed), Touhu (on the table), Cuju (in the yard), Horse racing (on the grass) and drawing lots (in the hand). What is the general talking about?"
"Can two people play with the stroller?"
"How about Zhang Fei's movie about Ma?"
"General, can you teach me..."
"..."
"Okay!" Ma Su's face heated up, he responded casually, covered his face and ran away quickly.
The Qiang woman was left alone in her room in a daze.
Ma Di fled all the way to the upper floor of the West County Gate, holding on to the parapet and patting his chest, feeling his heart beating fast.
Logically speaking, as a visitor in his twenties and a general who is used to fighting on the battlefield, he should not be at a loss for any woman.
The normal reaction is like Zhang Fei and Lu Bu, when they meet a woman they like, they take her home, get married first, and develop a relationship later.
In fact, you can skip the step of getting married and just go straight to the bridal chamber.
Even the room can be omitted.
But for some reason, every time he got along with Qiang women, he felt like he was worrying about gain and loss, his blood pressure was rising, he was nervous and had night sweats, he had insomnia and dreams, and he had constant *urgency*...
This is not normal!
Ma Su was puzzled.
…
After Li Sheng left, Zhang Xiu and Huang Xi sat side by side all day long, whispering and not knowing what they were plotting.
Judging from the situation, the two seemed to have formed a holy alliance.
On this day, Ma Su called the two men to him and said with a stern face: "You are not allowed to collude with others in the army. As a partial general, if you know the law and break the law, what should you do according to the law?"
"According to the law, there should be forty military sticks." The two of them knew they were wrong and lowered their heads and replied.
Ma Su said "hmm" and softened his tone: "Now there is a task for you. If you do it well, the previous crime will be offset, and you will be rewarded; if you don't do it well, you will be punished for both crimes!"
The two of them were overjoyed when they heard this, and they both raised their hands and said, "Please give me the general's orders. I will not give up even if I die!"
"Very good! Go find all the nearby people and gather them in Xi County. The number of people must not be less than 30,000."
Huang Xi gritted his teeth and said: "General, Wudu County has been devastated by wars. There are not many people there, and they all live in deep mountains and old forests. It may be difficult to gather them together for a while."
Ma Di waved his hand and smiled: "It's simple. You two can send soldiers nearby to inform all villages and villages that they must gather in Xi County within three days. If they come, they will be encouraged, and if they don't come, they will be punished."
The two of them accepted the plan and took the order to leave.
Three days passed in the blink of an eye.
Tens of thousands of people gathered outside the city in a bustling atmosphere.
At the same time, Li Sheng also accompanied Qiang King Mo Zhezai and his party to Xi County.
Seeing thousands of Han people walking across the street from outside the city to the inside of the city, Mo Zhanshi was in a good mood and asked Ma Su with a smile:
"May I ask General, what method did you use to get so many people to welcome Xiao Wang?"
This face-saving project is good.
He loves it!
Ma Su smiled slightly: "It's very simple. All the people who don't come to welcome you will be fined five big coins each."
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