Chapter 90 Great Wizard, listen to my explanation (please subscribe!)
The last snowfall in the sixth year of Jianxing (228 years) was more intense than Ma Su expected.
Overnight, the fields on the right side of Longlong were vast and vast for thousands of miles, and the city was covered with snow for ten miles.
The Qiang girl is like a dancing butterfly, holding up her skirt and swaying among the ice and snow in the sky.
The generals of the Shu army stood in a daze outside the west county city with white mist in their mouths and their bodies wrapped in thick cloaks.
"Youchang, why don't you go up here?" Zhao Yun glanced at the Qiang girl dancing on the snow, turned around and encouraged.
"Young people should seize the opportunity!"
How to get on?
I can't dance!
Ma Su felt a movement in his heart, but he stayed where he was.
"You don't know how to dance in Bayu?" Zhao Yun was surprised: "Even the prime minister can dance this dance."
"I only know how to tango." Ma Su shook his head, hesitated, and asked: "Old General Zhao, won't the Bayu Dance affect the Prime Minister's opinion of me?"
"That doesn't matter."
"However, it will affect your choice of mate."
Zhao Yun glanced at Ma Su sympathetically and sighed: "Youchang, you are useless."
After that, he shook his head and turned around and left.
The three major generals followed closely, sighing in the same way, shaking their heads and walking away.
In the distance, three deliberately suppressed mutterings came from the distance.
"Pass it on, Old General Zhao says General Ma is useless!"
"Passed down, Old General Zhao said that General Ma is an embroidered pillow, useless!"
"Passed down, Old General Zhao said that a general is like an embroidered pillow, and even if a great wizard sits in his arms, it will be of no use to him!"
"..." Ma Di wanted to call all three generals back and give each of them a meal. But he felt that the beauty was in front of him at this moment, so it was not the time to worry about such minutiae.
He stood there and hesitated for a long time, then stepped forward, first made a "" character in the snow, circled the Qiang girl in the center, and then said with a stern face:
"I didn't expect you, great wizard, to be able to dance."
The Qiang girl panted slightly and stopped, looking over with bright eyes softly, raising her hand to brush the messy hair on her forehead, and said softly: "Both men and women in my tribe can dance at the age of three..."
"..."
Ma Su quickly changed the subject: "Great wizard, the snow is really white today."
The Qiang girl glanced at Ma Su again: "Snow has always been so white."
"..."
Ma Di's eyes wandered for a moment, and he changed the topic again: "Great wizard, there is snow flying all over the sky, and there is nothing to do. Why don't we build a snowman?"
The Qiang girl glanced at Ma Su again, and wanted to say something like, "Making snowmen is a childish play only for children." However, when she finished speaking, she nodded: "Okay."
So the two of them each chose a side, fetched snow on the spot, and got busy.
On the upper floor of the West County Gate, four dark heads quietly poked out, peeping at the scene below with puzzled faces.
This scene was seriously inconsistent with the scene they had expected.
At this time, shouldn't General Ma be unable to help himself, add firewood to the fire, pick up the great wizard and leave?
Why did you build a snowman?
childish!
What age are you in, and you still play the same game of being in love with me?
Let’s get married first and then talk about relationships.
Grinding, the common problem among literati is grinding!
Half an hour later.
Ma Su moved the snowman made by the Qiang girl to his own big snowman. He only glanced down and quickly changed the subject: "Great wizard, we have nothing to do in the long snowy sky, why don't we have a snowball fight?"
The Qiang girl glanced at the two snowmen faintly, her face felt hot, she quickly turned her head away and said casually: "Okay."
The two of them changed places with a tacit understanding and had a snowball fight far away from the snowman.
On the city tower, four heads looked at two strange snowmen, one big and one small, outside the city gate, looking at each other.
Zhang Xiu couldn't help but ask: "Old General Zhao, these two snowmen, one big and one small, do they have any meaning?"
Zhao Yun: "..."
Huang Xi glanced at Zhang Xiu angrily: "Stupid, you can't even tell. It's obvious that the big snowman built by General Ma is his father, and the small snowman built by the great wizard is his daughter. These two snowmen symbolize the love between father and daughter.
deep!"
After saying that, he smiled proudly: "Hmph, hum... The one who knows General Ma is none other than me, Huang Xi!"
"Do you think there is a possibility that those two snowmen are actually a couple?" Li Sheng couldn't help but interject.
Zhang Xiu retorted: "I don't think they are a couple. The little snowman's head is only as high as the big snowman's crotch. It's obviously not... Huh? Look, there is a branch stuck under the big snowman, which is just level with the little snowman's face.
together."
Everyone looked closely and saw that the big snowman was holding a thick branch against the face of the little snowman. They were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"Hahaha……"
Under the city, in the snow.
A man and a woman come and go, having a turn-based snowball fight.
Just very elegant.
After fighting for a while, he saw that both of their hair styles were not messed up. Ma Su stopped his hand and suggested: "Great wizard, why don't we turn on the unlimited firepower brawl mode?"
After thinking for a while, he explained: "Infinite firepower means setting a time limit. We each prepare snowballs within this time limit. Once the time limit passes, we can only rely on the snowballs we prepared to attack each other, and we cannot catch them on the ground.
Take scattered snow pieces and keep hitting them until you run out of snowballs. Whoever hits the opponent more times wins."
"Just one stick of incense will last. After one stick of incense, the battle will begin."
"Unlimited firepower?"
The Qiang girl frowned and thought for a moment, and she probably understood the rules of the game: that is to say, in this game, the competition is about whose hands are more skillful, making more snowballs in one stick of incense, and then the snowballs are more
The side with more will have a numerical advantage in the ensuing brawl and may win the final victory.
In a word, this is a game about hand speed.
Thinking of the speed of her skilled hands, the Qiang girl somehow felt confident in winning. She nodded and said with joy in her eyes: "Okay."
Being competitive is not just a male trait, she has it too!
After that, the Qiang girl quickly chose a place with relatively thick snow and started making snowballs. After a while, a bunch of small round snowballs came out.
"..." Ma Su turned around and found a place with thick snow to make snowballs.
But his hand speed was much slower than that of the Qiang girl, and he couldn't even make a snowball for a long time.
On the tower.
The four people's eyes widened. You looked at me and I looked at you. They had heard the rules of the game, but they couldn't figure out what the fun of Ma Su and Qiang Nu was in playing this game.
Only children play snowballs with women.
Adults, who is playing with snowballs?
The adults all played with the snowball in the front.
However, if you think about it carefully, this "Infinite Firepower Brawl" seems to be somewhat fun.
Full of competitiveness.
Fighting with others is endless fun.
Huang Xi, Li Sheng, and Zhang Xiu, three old gamblers, looked at each other and reached a consensus in an instant - the three of them would play a game with stakes.
After making up his mind, Zhang Xiu took a look at the city and saw that Qiang Nu had already made a bunch of snowballs, while Ma Di had not yet had any snowballs due to his body blocking everyone's sight, so he said to Huang and Li
: "I'll be the banker. The starting price is 100, and the top is 500."
"For 200 coins, buy the great wizard and win." Li Sheng chose the Qiang girl without hesitation.
"For 300 money, let's buy the Great Wizard and win..." Huang Xi followed closely and hesitantly chose the Qiang Girl.
Zhao Yun pondered for a moment, then joined a coffee shop and bet 400 big bucks on Ma Su to win.
After lighting a stick of incense, the brawl with unlimited firepower began as scheduled, and the four people looked down with wide eyes.
The Qiang girl straightened up with a slight smile, glanced at the two or three pitiful little snowballs at Ma Su's feet, and said Yingying: "General, it seems that the little witch won this battle."
Ma Su also stood up silently, turned around, faced the Qiang girl, shook his head and said, "Not necessarily."
The Qiang girl giggled, bent down and grabbed a handful of snowballs, and was about to take action. Suddenly she felt a huge shadow coming over her, and then she was stunned and the world was spinning.
After a few moments, she came back to her senses and saw that she was pinned to the ground by a huge piece of snow that was twice her size and extremely solid, making her unable to move.
The big chunk of snow weighed at least two hundred kilograms and was very heavy.
At the same time, Ma Su's angry and hateful face appeared in her field of vision, he spread his hands and laughed:
"Great wizard, are you surprised or surprised?"
"...wuwuwu..." The Qiang girl's nose felt sour, her heart filled with sadness, and her tears instantly burst into tears.
She felt that she was wrong, so wrong, so wrong.
She shouldn't have played snowball fights with Ma Su.
…
On the tower.
Zhang Xiu patted his thigh, spread his hand and handed it out: "Give me money, give me money, I win!"
Huang Xi and Li Sheng looked at each other and angrily took out 500 yuan and presented it to them, secretly saying that it was bad luck.
Zhang Xiu counted out 400 coins from the 500 coins and handed it to Zhao Yun. The two high-fived each other.
Under the castle tower.
The Qiang girl covered her face, sobbed, and walked away angrily.
Ma Di followed behind with a look of helplessness on his face, chasing after him and said: "Great wizard, please listen to my explanation..."
"Great wizard, I didn't mean to..."
"Great Wizard, you are going to the wrong place. The city is over here..."
