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Chapter 59: Ice Cream Assassin

When Master Abe heard this, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Yes, yes, he is a liar. I will also watch the live broadcast when the time comes. I hope Master Jidi will perform well!"

Master Jidi felt that this was strange, but he didn't know where it was.

"I'll lend you some good words!"

After a brief tug-of-war, Master Abe hung up the phone, and she was so happy that she ran wild.

"Liar, Ji Di, Ji Di, after you see Ye Gui's face clearly, I hope you can still be so arrogant and confident!"

Master Abe smiled, but his smile was somewhat desolate.

"I hope this group of people can recognize themselves when they fall from the mountain!"

Ye Gui calmed down his mood. The competition will be in three days, and his current live broadcast must continue!

So Ye Gui opened the live broadcast room:

"One porridge and one meal should be remembered as hard-earned, and one drink and one peck are full, dipped in bitter, spicy, sour and sweet."

"Hello everyone, thank you all for watching my show!"

"I am the anchor Ye Gui!"

"It's up to you which restaurant I eat at..."

As Ye Gui started broadcasting, tens of millions of viewers have already flooded into the live broadcast room.

"Anchor, the competition is about to begin, do you have anything to say?"

"Cherish the last three days of this anchor's live broadcast, his true face will be exposed soon!"

"Anchor, do you know how to cook? Can you give me a confirmation? I'm still waiting to buy a lottery ticket!"

"Ahahahahaha!"

Ye Gui's head was full of black lines. What were these bird people paying attention to?

"Everyone, let's get down to business. Anyway, everything will be known in three days. At this time, we'd better just do the live broadcast!"

As Ye Gui spoke, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became much better.

"That's right, let's talk about things in three days in three days. Cherish now!"

"Anchor anchor, yesterday my girlfriend went to buy ice cream and said she wanted to come back and eat it with me, but she kept crying when she came back. I asked her what was wrong, and she said the ice cream was too expensive. When I asked the price, shit, it was 160 a pop.

However, I finally comforted her and when we agreed to eat it together, she opened it and cried even harder because she said the ice cream looked like a cut cake!"

"Ah hahahahahaha, what the hell is this!"

"Damn it, the same thing happened to me. It was a hot day and I wanted to go to the convenience store to buy an ice cream. When I was paying the bill, I found out that the ice cream cost 26 yuan. My heart went cold at that time!"

"It turns out everyone has been stabbed in the back by ice cream. I thought I was the only one!"

"Anchor, can you test these ice creams!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, it's not that I can't accept that you are expensive, but you also have to be reasonably expensive, and can't you print out all the prices? There is no price posted on the freezer, so I don't know.

You know how much it costs when you pay, and I’m too embarrassed to return it, it just feels so cheating!”

"I had the same idea, so I just had to pay the price. The key is that I don't think it tastes that good!"

Seeing everyone's words, Ye Gui said: "Is there such a thing? OK, I'll test these ice creams, but will eating ice cream in the morning cause diarrhea?"

"Don't panic, host, we allow you to live broadcast while squatting on the toilet!"

"That's right, we want to watch the anchor squat on the toilet!"

"I want to eat the anchor's shit!"

"..."

"Why do you have such strong tastes? You are a bunch of perverts!"


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