Of course it couldn't be natural. The little bastard in Long Chen's mouth was referring to Han Zhenyu who was beheaded by him.
Han Zhenyu is actually not a prince, nor a direct descendant of the royal family, but he is also a member of the royal family and a future pillar of the ancient country of Korea.
That's why Han Zhenyu had an identity jade talisman left by a strong man from the ancient Han Dynasty on his body. However, this identity jade talisman did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen did not pay the debt of the ancient Han country and hacked him to death.
One of the eight little princes was killed abruptly. The ancient country of Korea was really humiliated.
Seeing Long Chen treat him like a little bastard, Han Wenjun got angry and scolded him, but he didn't show it and said calmly:
"I have heard about your name for a long time, but your words and deeds are so dirty that they are not suitable for the position of receptionist. Is there no talent in Daxia?"
"No, no, no, you have completely understood it wrong. Being a receptionist is not a job, but a dirty and tiring job.
No one else was willing to come over, so they sent me here. Didn't you see me? Did you change your clothes specially because you were afraid of getting dirty things?" Long Chen patted the armor on his body and said with a smile.
Han Wenjun made sarcastic remarks to Long Chen twice, but was slapped back by Long Chen twice. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still became unsightly.
He originally wanted to anger Long Chen. He wanted to see Long Chen furious. He was also very good at this, because many people in Daxia Ancient Country were so angry that he blushed and had thick necks, but they couldn't do anything about him. Xia Yunchong was one of them.
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It's a pity that he chose the wrong person. When it comes to sarcasm and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Da Xia sent someone like you, Long Chen, to receive us. I believe that Long Chen, you are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and poetry?" Han Wenjun said in a different way.
Because Han Wenjun’s envoy actually came to Daxia to study and discuss under the guise of cultural exchange.
Among them, there will be exchanges of poetry, poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and various other talents. Of course, martial arts exchanges are also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received envoys must be highly talented and knowledgeable, and basically have both civil and military talents.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background. He is struggling at the bottom of the spiritual world. He only rose to the sky by chance. He has no cultural background or connotation. He is just a local leopard, so he directly points out his words.
Crucial.
"Poems, lyrics, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, three religions and nine streams, five elements and eight trigrams, easy counting of plum blossoms, Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing that I, Long Chen, don't understand." Long Chen said boldly.
"You... are bragging. How can you know so much at such a young age?" Han Wenjun was startled by Long Chen, but he quickly understood that Long Chen was deceiving him and couldn't help but sneered.
Not only was Han Wenjun shocked, he opened the way in front, but the thousands of strong men from Daxia and Korea behind him all had expressions of disbelief. This was too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my wisdom. Just because you haven't seen such a person doesn't mean there isn't one.
Let me ask you, your father...forget it, let me speak in plain English to save you the trouble of being literal. Does your father like to play chess the most, or is he a chess master, right?" Long Chen said.
"That's right, my father's chess skills have few rivals." Han Wenjun said proudly.
A generation of emperors, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and also circulated countless wonderful poems for the world to pass on. Han Wenjun's father, the contemporary emperor of Korea, was indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it, but I have actually known your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just that your father, Mr. Li, is a bit stubborn..." Long Chen said seriously.
"Wait a minute, what are you talking about? My Han Wenjun's surname is Han, and my father is the emperor of Korea, so why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun argued on the spot.
Idiot, with this IQ, I can only be a frog in the well, but with this IQ, I can rest assured.
"Your surname is Han. Logically speaking, your father should have the same surname as you. I'm sorry, I know too many celebrities, so I got confused."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed and quickly apologized: "But it is true that I knew your father. It was about ten years ago. At that time, I was still a teenager and playing chess at home.
Your father suddenly appeared out of nowhere and said he wanted to play chess with me. You may not believe it. Although I am proficient in everything, I am the best at chess.
As a result, your father and I started fighting. I didn’t know at the time that your father was the emperor of a country, so I showed no mercy.
I have to say that your father is very good at playing chess, but I am not bad either. The two of them were fighting inextricably, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dim..."
People along the way were speechless. Just playing chess with just a few chess pieces. Is it that exaggerated?
Long Chen was afraid of being interrupted, so he spoke very quickly: "It was a brutal fight. All the generals were killed. In the end, each of us only had one chess piece left.
I was left with a "shi" and your father was left with a "bishop". I suggested a draw, but your father refused.
Your father used that 'elephant' to resemble me, and I used that 'shi' to resemble your father. Since then, it has entered a tug-of-war: your father resembles me, I resemble your father, and your father resembles me.
I am your father, your father is like me and I am your father..."
Long Chen spoke too quickly, and Han Wenjun listened to "Your father is like me, and I am your father" three times in a row before he came back to his senses.
"Long Chen, you are seeking death." Han Wenjun roared angrily.
"Hey, okay, why are you swearing?" Long Chen looked confused.
"You are provoking me, Dahan." Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen, his eyes full of murderous intent, and a terrifying coercion locked onto Long Chen.
"Why did I curse? I told the truth." Long Chen said innocently.
"You...you are obviously deliberately provocative." Han Wenjun stopped and said coldly.
Paralysis, I hate these two words the most. Why did you deliberately hurt me before? Why wasn't it a provocation?
Long Chen shook his head and said: "Your Excellency Han Wenjun, Daxia is a country of etiquette, but we do not allow others to be presumptuous.
What I said is true. The name of the person who played chess with me was Han Zhongsheng. This was the name he left behind at that time.
I didn't know who he was at the time, but later when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I found out that he was actually the emperor of the ancient country of Korea. I admired him so much at the time, but I never had the chance to meet him, which was really rude."
"Asshole, there are so many people with the same name in the world, how do you know he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized: "Ah? It turns out it's just the same name. It seems to be a misunderstanding. Hey, let me tell you, how could someone like me, an emperor, play chess with me? Thanks to your words, it opened up the secrets in my heart for many years.
It’s an unsolved mystery, thank you very much.”
After Long Chen finished speaking, he hurriedly clasped his fists with a look of gratitude on his face, but Han Wenjun was so angry that his blood surged with hatred.
He was tricked by Long Chen again. His sentence: There are too many people with the same name, which is equivalent to giving Long Chen an excuse to admit the wrong person. He has a lot of anger, but he can't express it.
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Just when Long Chen was mad at Han Wenjun, far away in the palace of Daxia City, Emperor Xia Yuyang of Daxia was sitting in the main hall. Opposite him, Xia Yunchong's master was also there, and the two of them were enjoying tea.
"Make the best use of everything, Long Chen is really a talent, but this is a trick that Li Tianxuan has used before. If you use it again, don't you feel like you are trying to catch someone else's wit?" Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and said with a smile.
"Some classic techniques are used all the time. Don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye?" Xia Yuyang said indifferently.
On the wall, Long Chen was gesticulating to Han Wenjun, foaming at the mouth and covering up the wonderful process of "your father is like me, I am your father". Both of them couldn't help but smile, both of them were superior.
This is the first time they have heard of this routine that is often played among the people.
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Finally, Han Wenjun learned his lesson, suppressed the anger in his heart, and began to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way, and stopped talking to Long Chen to avoid collision with Long Chen.
He found that even ten of him were no match for Long Chen in terms of words. Long Chen’s tricks were a thousand times stronger than his. If he wasn’t careful, he would fall into a pit. However, he was unwilling to face a woman next to him.
He made a gesture secretly.
"Hmph, you are so vulgar, are you a man? How come the men of Daxia have such no taste? No wonder the women of Daxia like to marry me, Dahan." The woman looked at Long Chen and said.
Hey, you actually sent a female general to take action? The men in Korea are too rogue, so let the women come.
"I'm sorry, this beauty is a young lady. There is a language error in what you said. I need to correct it to you.
First, I am not from Daxia, I am just a temporary shit collector, so this sentence is meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don’t use such words to provoke a man. If the other party replies to you: Do you want to try if I am a man? How should you answer?" Long Chen spread his hands, feeling helpless.
The way.
Although it was an indirect and tactful answer, the words were still too explicit, and the woman suddenly felt ashamed and angry.
"Rogue," the woman said angrily.
The woman had a slender figure, curvy front and back, and was very good-looking, but to Long Chen, who was used to seeing beautiful women, she was nothing. Compared to Meng Qi, she was just a green leaf at best.
"Beautiful lady, it's meaningless for you to talk like this. It's obviously you who took the initiative to question my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you pertinently and tactfully. How come I've become a rogue?" Long Chen said with a look on his face.
The innocent way.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient Daxia Kingdom knew clearly that they could not laugh for fear of losing their dignity, but they could not help it. They did not know how painful it was to hold it in along the way.
The woman looked at the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, her anger welled up and she said angrily:
"Long Chen, if you are a man, accept my challenge, Li Wanji."
"So it's you?" Long Chen was shocked and looked at the woman in disbelief.
"Do you know me?" Li Wanji said coldly.
"I don't know you, but I have often heard people mention you. No wonder my Majesty, the Emperor of Great Xia, and all the princes are so busy, because I thought of an adjective." Long Chen said shyly.
"Many things to do every day?"
After Long Chen finished speaking those words, these four words suddenly appeared in the minds of Daxia's guards present.
"Puff"
In the palace hall, two peerless men who were drinking tea could not resist the sudden injury, and a mouthful of tea spurted out from their mouths.