Could it be that on the day of my burial, Xiong Da also prepared a bunch of women and danced on my grave?
Just imagining it, Su Li felt that it was a bit outrageous.
Xiong Da, just wait for me!
Faced with the extremely cool dance of these women, everyone who came to the Suli Festival seemed to be used to it.
From their calm expressions, Su Li had already figured out that this was definitely not the first time Xiong Da had done this.
Su Li felt as if there was a mouthful of old blood in his chest and he couldn't help but vomit it.
After a hearty dance, the girls from Green Tea Peak and Nüpiao Peak bowed and then left.
I don’t even know who took the lead, but the scene actually reminded me of a round of applause!
Immediately afterwards, there was more and more applause, just like a literary party.
Don't let yourself find out who started the applause!
I won't twist off his two heads!
Su Li originally thought that dancing on his own grave would already make people's blood pressure high.
What he didn't expect was the next process, which made Su Li almost not want to live anymore.
Xiong Da! What are you doing! Xiong Da!
Stop it!
Su Li grabbed the tree and made a paw print, but Su Li had no way to stop Xiong Da other than resurrecting on the spot!
"These books! They are the little emperor's uncle and the pictures I have collected over the past year."
Xiong Da said that a large number of books and scrolls had been brought over, and Xiong Da's voice was very moving.
"Once, Xiaoli told me that when he dies one day, he must burn some erotic pictures and spring breeze novels for him every year.
As a brother! I always remember it!"
After saying this, Xiong Da turned around and bowed deeply to Su Li's grave:
"Brother! Don't worry, I will definitely do whatever I promise you, brother.
These pictures and novels are all very interesting. There are wives, mature women, and innocent girls. Don’t worry, they are all pure love. I have checked them all, and there are no minotaurs.
Brother! Looks good!
Next year! I will burn it for you again!
If it’s not enough, you can give me another dream and I’ll burn some more for you!”
Xiong Da bowed three times to Su Li, and then threw a fire into the little emperor uncles and Shitu.
Suddenly, a raging fire broke out.
When some books were burned, Xiong Da also burned some figures for Su Li. In addition to the figures, there were also some pillows.
If these pillows are normal, let’s talk about it separately.
These pillows are all covered with sexy pictures!
It's the kind of thing where during the Chinese New Year, when relatives walk into your room, you don't want to live anymore.
Su Li already had some regrets.
Su Li even wondered if he had been too defenseless towards others before, yet he actually let others know his XP so thoroughly!
Not only that!
Even! After he died, his XP was exposed by others!
Damn it!
Fortunately, the next process is not so blood-pressure-raising.
The next process is to simply recite the scriptures and then transcend yourself.
These verses seem to be soul-condensing techniques.
The so-called Soul Condensing Art is a mysterious and mysterious method.
That is, after a person's soul is gone, he can continue to recite the soul-condensing art. It is said that a person's soul can be reunited, thereby achieving the purpose of reincarnation.
The Soul Condensation Art is one of the supreme secrets of Leiling Temple.
But it seems that Lei Ling Temple has never succeeded?
But no matter what, Su Li was still a little moved.
Didn't expect that
Even if their souls are gone, they have not given up on themselves, and they are still thinking about whether they can be reincarnated.
After all the procedures are over, there is a crying ceremony.
Su Li's friends can cry as much as they want to express their grief for the deceased.
Then
Su Li saw Xiong Da and Zhao Xin, two great men, holding their own tombstones on the left and right, crying so hard that they howled loudly.
Those who didn't know better thought their father was dead.
But Su Li was very happy to have these two sons.
After the crying ceremony, everyone went down the mountain one after another. At this time, the ceremony of his death anniversary was over.
For the next day, all hot food was prohibited in the Qianling Holy Land, and everyone had to eat cold food to express their condolences.
how to say
Apart from social death, self-sacrifice does indeed have some merit.
After everyone went down the mountain one after another, the night became slightly darker. Su Li wanted to jump off the tree to get an apple.
Su Li actually didn't really want to eat apples.
But Su Li wanted to eat his tribute on his grave and see what it tasted like.
After all, who has the opportunity to eat the sacrifices on his own grave?
But just when Su Li was about to get off the tree, two beautiful shadows fell from the other side.
Soon, Su Li saw the sisters Mo Lan and Mo Yue walking to his grave.
It turned out that Mo Lan and Mo Yue had already arrived at his grave, but they never showed up.
I haven't seen Mo Lan and Mo Yue in five years.
This pair of sisters seems to be even more beautiful than they were five years ago.
But.
I always feel that there is a poignancy like a widow in them
"Su Li, we are here to see you."
Mo Lan poured Su Li a glass of wine.
"Master, don't worry, Mo Yue will definitely practice well when the time comes. When those damn heavenly beings come, Mo Yue will avenge the master!"
Mo Yue's eyes were slightly red.
After bowing three times in front of Su Li's grave, Mo Lan and Mo Yue turned into two foxes, one black and one white, but both had nine long tails.
They have grown nine fox tails, which means that they have all entered the middle stage of the Immortal Realm.
The nine-tailed fox in the immortal realm is the most complete state of the nine-tailed celestial fox!
The Immortal Realm of the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox and the ordinary Immortal Realm are definitely different concepts, and the difference is more than just one level.
They slept on opposite sides of their own graves.
Just when Su Li was thinking about whether to leave.
The sound of footsteps came from not far away.
Wangdie walked up the mountain.
At this time, Wangdie was taller than before, and his figure was even more exaggerated.
The Taoist robe Wangdie was wearing was obviously so loose, but it looked so tight.
It seems that if Wangdie stretches his waist a little, the collar on his chest will split.
Seeing Wangdie coming over, Mo Lan and Mo Yue just glanced at him and then covered their ears with their fox tails.
This is a tacit understanding they have formed long ago.
After the ceremony, people will come to worship Su Li alone, and Mo Lan and Mo Yue will not eavesdrop on their whispers about Su Li.
"Fellow Daoist Su, now, Wangdie's Dream Huangliang is only one step away from the final step of dual cultivation, which is about to be completed, but please rest assured, Friend Daoist Su.
Da Meng Huang Liang was taught to me by fellow Taoist Su, Wang Die.
So Wangdie will never practice double cultivation with anyone else!
Wangdie couldn't believe that fellow Taoist Su was so out of his mind.
Wangdie will definitely find the reincarnation of Fellow Daoist Su! Then he will practice double cultivation with Fellow Daoist Su!"
Wangdie bowed to Su Li's grave, then kissed Su Li's grave gently, as if kissing Su Li's forehead, and then turned and left.
After Wangdie left, Mo Lan and Mo Yue quickly stood up and used their fox tails to wipe the place on Su Li's tombstone where Wangdie had just kissed.
Mo Lan and Mo Yue's tail hairs were wiped off a few times before they stopped.
It seems that Su Li is clean in this way.
After Wangdie left, Zhao Lingxue also went up the mountain and came to Su Li's grave.
"You idiot, I have reached the immortal realm now!"
Zhao Lingxue took a deep breath.
"Don't worry, I will take revenge on you!
I heard that Qiu Qingmeng and the king of the ghost country are looking for a way to resurrect your soul!
I'm stupid and can't help much!
But when your spirit comes back to life and you are reincarnated! I will find you!"
Zhao Lingxue pulled out her long sword and wanted to carve words on Su Li's monument, but was stopped by Mo Lan and Mo Yue.
"Zhao Lingxue! What are you going to do?"
"I want to engrave!"
"What words do you want to engrave!"
"Su Li's wife—Zhao Lingxueliu!"
"no!"
"Why not! I am Su Li's wife!"
"We can't do it if we don't, but we agree! No one can inscribe 'My beloved wife so and so' on Su Li's monument!"
Zhao Lingxue and Mo Lan Mo Yue had a small fight.
In the end, both sides were afraid that Su Li's grave would be overturned if they continued fighting like this, so Zhao Lingxue gave in and left with a groan.
After Zhao Lingxue left,
Qiu Qingmeng and Qin Ranran came to Su Li's grave.
Looking at Su Li's grave, the two of them said nothing. They just took away a pile of soil next to Su Li's grave and left.
The soil in front of the grave usually retains the power of the soul of the deceased.
Although they were "soulless", after these five years of festivals and soul condensation arts, they felt that their souls should have condensed a little.
So Su Li guessed that they wanted to use the soil from their graves to extract their souls.
Then use the extracted soul power to find other soul fragments, piece them together, and finally reincarnate yourself.
But they were afraid they would be disappointed, because they were not dead at all, so the dirt on their graves was of no use.
But what Su Li didn't expect was that Qiu Qingmeng and Qin Ranran would be so persistent with him.
Maybe it's because they feel guilty and want to compensate themselves for something.
Immediately afterwards, Su Li saw Ao Xiaoxiao and Yi Meihan coming to his grave to offer incense to him.
Ao Xiaoxiao came to offer incense to him, and he could understand it. No matter what, he and Ao Xiaoxiao could be considered friends.
But why did Yi Meihan come to offer incense to her?
If she dies, shouldn't she be the happiest?
as expected!
Su Li saw Yi Meihan secretly kicking her in front of her grave.
Mo Lan and Mo Yue got angry and started fighting with Yi Meihan.
Finally, under Mo Lan and Mo Yue's bared teeth, Yi Meihan left angrily.
Then, Su Li saw Jiang Ningzhi burn two sticks of incense before coming to her grave.
Jiang Ningzhi was very respectful when she offered incense.
In fact, Jiang Ningzhi and Su Li knew each other from the beginning, but so far, Su Li and Jiang Ningzhi are just friends from the same school.
After Jiang Ningzhi left, Tan Sisi came to his grave with a woman he had never seen before.
This woman was wearing a pale pink dress, her long hair was tied up with a wooden hairpin, and the rest of her hair was shawled over her shoulders.
This woman looks somewhat familiar, but why can't I remember who she is?
Su Li opened the other party's script and read it.
Good guy!
It turned out to be Muliu!
Is Mu Liu going to give up her manly vest?
The two walked to Su Li's grave.
"Senior Brother Su, your spirit in heaven can bear witness to us. From today on, Sisi and I are married to Jinlan. From now on, Sisi and I are half-sisters."
Tan Sisi looked at Su Li's tombstone seriously: "Senior Brother Su, you will bless us, right?"
As soon as they finished speaking, Tan Sisi and Tao Yunhuai lit the cigarettes in their hands, then bowed three times to Su Li and inserted them on Su Li's grave.
Su Li definitely had no objection to their sworn relationship with Jinlan.
Tan Sisi and Tao Yunhuai have a very good relationship, so even a sworn relationship with Jinlan is a very normal thing.
But why does it feel like the two of you don't feel like we're married, but rather like we're going to get married?
After paying homage to Su Li and having Tao Yunhuai and Tan Sisi become sisters, they expressed their longing for Su Li and then left.
That is, after Tao Yunhuai and Tan Sisi left, his junior sisters finally arrived.
When he saw Qianyun and the others, Su Li was still very excited.
Qianyun is still the same as before.
But looking carefully, Su Li found that there was a bit of melancholy between Qianyun's eyebrows.
Her expression was obviously so calm, but she looked a little more sad.
Looking at it, Su Li even felt a bit of self-blame in his heart.
Yin Ling and Xiao Bai have grown up.
At this time, Yin Ling was already as tall as Qian Yun, and her figure had completely grown, turning her into a great beauty.
The saying that women have undergone a major transformation is indeed true.
If Su Li hadn't been able to vaguely find some traces of his childhood in Yin Ling's appearance, Su Li felt that he would almost not be able to recognize her.
As for Xiaobai.
Xiaobai looks about thirteen or fourteen years old, and is already a beautiful woman.
Not surprisingly, when Xiaobai grows up, she will definitely become a beauty that will dominate the world!
"You've all grown up"
[This chapter has actually been written a long time ago. It was scheduled. I thought it was posted, but unexpectedly, it was not posted. Fortunately, I found it in time.
Before you know it, the Chinese New Year will be here in just a few days.
The end of the year is quite busy.
I'm thinking about quitting my job after the Chinese New Year.
Even if the salary is small, there is still plenty of life.
well.
It’s been a while since I’ve met my roommates from college, and I don’t know when I’ll have the chance.】