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Chapter 373 Urine is a Baby

Jiang Banxia looked at the bottle and her eyes almost popped out.

"What the hell... Feng Lin, you, you, you... your grandma, even if I die of thirst, I won't drink from you..."

"Would you like to drink or not."

Feng Lin said calmly.

"I'm going to kill you!" Jiang Banxia glared at Feng Lin angrily.

"Okay, I'll give you multiple choice questions."

While Feng Lin was talking, he took out another bottle of water from his backpack, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, but he did not swallow it.

Afterwards, he pointed to his mouth and then to the water released by opening the gate.

The meaning is obvious, let Jiang Banxia choose.

"you……"

Jiang Banxia's face turned red. Feng Lin, a bastard, didn't even give himself a chance to choose.

Feng Lin looked at Jiang Banxia calmly, definitely wanting to teach her a lesson.

Last time on WeChat, he blocked himself if he couldn't scold him. He hated this kind of people the most.

Feng Lin found that the other party didn't respond, so he swallowed it and said, "Forget it if you don't want to drink. You can go."

Jiang Banxia covered her throat. She felt like she was dying of thirst.

Almost everyone has experienced the feeling of thirst.

But when most people are thirsty, they stay in a cool place.

It's different here. Even though I'm thirsty, the temperature is still like a steamer.

"Feng Lin, don't force me!"

Jiang Banxia clenched her fists hard, lowered her head, and said in a deep voice.

"I wipe it? Are you so crazy? I just force you, what's wrong?"

Feng Lin curled his lips, he was on the verge of death and yet he dared to threaten himself.

"If you dare to force me again, I will... marry you as my wife. I'm so annoying to you!"

Jiang Banxia raised her head, her eyes half-squinted, revealing a fierce light.

Feng Lin said in a deep voice: "You are so vicious."

"Don't you have a wife? I married her and beat her all day long." Jiang Banxia continued.

"Apologise well and I'll give you some water."

Feng Lin had no intention of letting her drink the water from his mouth.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have scolded you, I was wrong."

Jiang Banxia bowed deeply to Feng Lin. Apologizing was nothing to her, it was just a few words.

Just scold him later and come back.

"Here you go!" Feng Lin threw the mineral water to Jiang Banxia, ​​"Our marriage is over. You walk on your Yangguan Road, and I'll walk on my single-plank bridge."

Jiang Banxia ignored Feng Lin. She couldn't wait to take a sip, feeling like a new baby.

Fruit is indeed the source of life.

After taking a few sips, she immediately went out and prepared to let Shi Shi take a few sips as well.

Feng Lin tightened the half bottle of urine and put it into his hiking bag. He thought it was still useful.

"Feng Lin, is there still water? Let Mr. Zhang drink some too!"

Seeing Jiang Banxia leaving, Liang Die walked in and said.

"I don't have much water here, unless you give me some treasure in exchange for your treasure." Feng Lin stretched out his hand.

"I...I didn't find the baby!"

Liang Die puffed her lips slightly, walked forward, hugged Feng Lin's arm, "Please, Brother Feng Lin."

"I want to know the secret of your Nine Netherlands?"

Feng Lin looked at Liang Die seriously.

The Disha captured by General Feng Lin last time was given to a secret organization.

Later, Feng Lin asked Lan He what information he had obtained, but Lan He said that the superiors were keeping it secret.

He doesn't know either.

"We have no secrets."

Liang Die stood in front of Feng Lin, shaking his head constantly and slapping Feng Lin's body with his twin ponytails.

Feng Lin pushed Liang Die away and said calmly: "I heard that the people who founded Jiuyou Land at the beginning don't seem to grow old."

Knowing that Xu Ruoying is a descendant of Xu Fu, Feng Lin is now very interested in immortality.

Could it be that the founder of Jiuyou Land is also a descendant of Xu Fu?

"I don't know, don't ask, the God of Nine Netherworlds will punish me!"

There was some fear in Liang Die's eyes.

"never mind."

Feng Lin shook his head slightly, he knew not to push too hard.

From the look in Liang Die's eyes, it was obvious that there was something going on.

He took out another bottle of water and walked outside the palace. He didn't want to waste time here.

The main purpose this time is the baby.

"Brothers, I am a kind-hearted person, so I decided to take out a bottle to moisten your throats."

Feng Lin raised the mineral water and said with a smile, "But the rules cannot be broken. You must give me something outside of you."

"Thank you, brother. This dagger of mine is the treasure of our sect. I will give it to you today."

"Brother, are my underwear considered external possessions?"

"It definitely doesn't count, otherwise I would have given you my underwear."



The people around him all had weapons on them, and most of them left their weapons behind.

Feng Lin held up the mineral water and poured a small sip for each of them.

More than a dozen people finished drinking water from a bottle of mineral water.

Including the seventh earth evil.

Liang Die kept looking at Feng Lin from a distance, this man was different.

He seems to really consider himself a friend.

At this moment, another group of people appeared in the distance, it was Long Tianao, Dian Qi and others.

Their faces are now purple due to lack of water, and their lips are chapped and bleeding.

Long Tianao noticed Feng Lin here and immediately rushed over and shouted: "Give me water! Water!"

The old man beside him also increased his speed and attacked Feng Lin.

"Who dares to touch him?"

Shitou took a step forward and stood in front of Feng Lin. A terrifying wave of air swept through the surrounding forest.

Seeing this, everyone on Long Tianao's side stopped.

Stone is not someone to be trifled with.

"Senior, my Long family has no grievances against your Jiang family. I just want some water, and please help me, senior."

Long Tianao bowed his hands respectfully.

"I drank Feng Lin's water just now and agreed to be his bodyguard. If anything happens, you talk to Feng Lin. I only listen to Feng Lin's words."

Shitou stood with his hands behind his hands and said calmly.

When Long Tianao and others heard this, they were secretly shocked. It seemed that they could not use force when facing Feng Lin.

"Feng Lin, as long as you give me water, when you get out, follow me to Long's house, and you can choose the treasure of your choice!"

Long Tianao said to Feng Lin.

"Young Master Long, let me tell you the truth. I didn't bring much water when I came in this time. I mainly brought a big bag of food."

Feng Lin had a serious expression on his face, "Then it was too hot, so I threw away the food and left only the mineral water."

While talking, Feng Lin opened the hiking bag behind his back and poured out the contents.

Two empty bottles, a bottle of mineral water, and half a bottle of urine.

"Now I only have one bottle of water left. This is what senior and I use. After all, I have to rely on senior to protect me."

Feng Lin put the mineral water into his hiking bag, "As for this urine, I originally planned to keep it for myself, but if Mr. Long is really thirsty, I will give it to you."

"you……"

Long Tian was so arrogant that he couldn't speak. What kind of person was he?

You actually want to drink this kind of thing, and if word spreads, it won’t make people laugh out loud.

"Of course, Mr. Long, you can drink water if you really want to. You have to exchange it with a treasure. A treasure can only be exchanged for a sip of water."

Feng Lin played hunger marketing. After all, in the eyes of these people, there was only one bottle of water left.

They haven't left yet, and no one knows how long they will be trapped.

Water is really important.

Feng Lin paused for more than ten seconds and suddenly picked up the urine bottle, "Master Long, I regretted it. Now I won't give you this urine for free. You can exchange it with your treasure."

"You...what do you mean?" Long Tianao asked in a deep voice.

"I think the water is not enough, and..." Feng Lin touched Liang Die's head next to him, "This urine is actually from my cute little one."

Long Tianao's eyes were startled, and he quickly said: "I want this piss!"


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