Chapter 1070 Dare to Love My Big Brother, Is This a Marriage?
"Cao Ning? Oh, I remembered it. Yao Ji's newly married husband seems to be named Cao Ning." Ouyang Yu said.
"What do you mean, it seems, it's obviously okay... Oh, that's not right, my eldest brother is marrying into a wife?"
Kovasin rubbed the back of his head and the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong!
However, judging from the current situation, it is obvious that Zhao Xiaotuan came to take a concubine on behalf of his brother, and the object was the lofty empress Beilan.
"Awesome Klass!"
Such an awesome idea is probably something only the Cao family can come up with.
"It would be great if I could have such a good sister!" Kovasin touched his chin with envy on his face.
"Then it seems that the young husband you are talking about must be the young husband. If that is the case, then I agree."
Ouyang Yu covered her red lips with her orchid fingers and said charmingly: "I've long heard that ghost-slaying kung fu is amazing, and I've long wanted to know how to do it."
"Of course, even if you don't agree, I will find a way to make you...um, what, agree? No, you actually agreed?"
The words that Zhao Xiaotuan had been thinking about for a long time were of no use, so she couldn't believe her ears.
Based on her understanding of Ouyang Yu, this woman is not that easy to talk to.
Even to a certain extent, she is still an aloof bachelor.
It only takes one man to conquer her at will, but I'm afraid even those who listen to this nonsense won't believe it.
But since she is willing to pretend, there is no need to expose her right away. It would be nice to act with her.
"Any questions?"
Ouyang Yu flipped up her long flowing hair and said charmingly: "The slave family has been keeping the empty house alone for thousands of years. Now, can't you find a man to moisturize it?"
"Damn it, you are so mean!"
For the first time, Zhao Xiaotuan was so disgusted by someone that he vomited: "But I don't want to say anything ugly first. My eldest brother only likes virgins. If you don't have anything to do with it, you won't have to talk about it."
"How about you test it?"
Ouyang Yu's face was full of fun, which gave Zhao Xiaotuan goosebumps all over his body!
Facts have proved that as long as you are not embarrassed, others will always be embarrassed!
"No wonder those wretched guys like to go for massages. I'm afraid you are the only one who can provide services in private clubs, right?"
Zhao Xiaotuan drooped his face and hit Di Ting on the head in annoyance: "Why are you stretching your neck so long? Does it have anything to do with you?"
"Awwww~"
Di Ting lowered his head in grievance.
Judging from the way it looked excited at the beginning, it was most likely that it was also greedy for my wife.
"Haha, as expected of you!"
Ouyang Yu saw this scene and immediately covered her red lips and snickered.
"In this world, apart from Yao Ji, I'm afraid you are the only one who can treat it submissively."
"That's not necessarily true. You have never seen this guy act like a dog with his tail between his legs in front of my cauldron. He is more of a grandson than a grandson." Zhao Xiaotuan said arrogantly.
"Is your elder brother really that powerful?"
Ouyang Yu's eyes suddenly lit up: "He can even conquer the ancient mythical beast Di Ting?"
In the past, Ouyang Yu only knew that Cao Ning was clever and often acted out of common sense, which caused her to suffer a lot.
However, judging from the current situation, it is obvious that what I knew before was only a drop in the bucket.
This cynical little ferryman is actually a powerful man who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger.
“Interesting!”
"Auntie, you are thinking too much! Listen, I am most afraid of being beaten. My big pot eats three small steel bars a day, and I have to give it a spa when I have nothing to do. But I am obedient."
Saying that, Zhao Xiaotuan patted the dog's head proudly: "Yeah, listen!"
"Awwww~"
Hearing this, Di Tingchou's eyebrows almost knitted together, but he didn't dare to kick his head.
So he had to lie down on the ground, cover his eyes with his front hooves, and pretend he didn't exist.
"Haha! Hearing what you say, I am really becoming more and more curious about this man, but that's all for later. Whether he can get out or not is still a problem right now."
Ouyang Yu stared at the fierce fire approaching outside the window, frowning.
"You know better than anyone how powerful the Ziyang Lixin Fire is. Once it sweeps through, I'm afraid you and I will be buried here."
"..."
In advance of the fire outside, Zhao Xiaotuan was as panicked as a mouse whose tail was stepped on.
She also did not expect that the construction of Donghuang City would be so weird. All the buildings were built around Huayang Palace.
So when a fire suddenly breaks out, the outer circle is the first to be ignited, and then it sweeps inward, one after another, until it reaches the Huayang Palace at the end.
"You really can't get out?" Ouyang Yu looked at Zhao Xiaotuan with some doubts.
She didn't believe that normal people would make such a low-level mistake, not to mention that she was the Queen of Nanlan who had a territory of thousands of miles.
"Really not!"
Zhao Xiaotuan covered his face with shame, "This is all my fault! If he hadn't beaten me so often when I was a child, I wouldn't have been beaten stupid. As a result, I often don't have enough brain power now."
"Hit you?"
"..."
Can this pot be thrown away?
Ouyang Yu took a deep breath and couldn't help but feel curious!
It was hard for her to imagine how much beatings Zhao Xiaotuan had suffered from society over the years in the human world, so that he could perform blame-shifting so smoothly.
I am afraid that if you have not stepped on the pitfalls hundreds of times, you will never have such an awakening, right?
"But don't worry, I can't put out fires, but I can set them!"
"set fire?"
"That's right!"
Zhao Xiaotuan bared his tiger teeth and slapped his dejected little brother several times.
"As long as we burn down Huayang Palace first, then the fire outside will have nowhere to burn, and won't it go out on its own?"
"It makes sense, but how can you guarantee that you can burn down Huayang Palace without burning us?"
Kovaxin's face drooped, a little speechless.
Saying it is often much easier than doing it. I think the person in front of me is nothing more than such a person.
"That's not easy!"
Zhao Xiaotuan continued to hit Di Ting on the head: "Hehe, Ting Ting, please help me, can you help me push down all the houses here and create a large open space by the way?"
"Ouch?"
Di Ting suddenly had an ominous premonition and looked at Zhao Xiaotuan with a confused expression.
I bet Zhao Xiaotuan wants to use this beast, which is inferior to one person and superior to tens of millions of people, as a bulldozer.
Is it possible? Of course it's impossible. That would be too shameless.
"Woooooo~"
Di Ting expressed her resistance on the spot!
Don't even think about asking this divine beast to do such a shameless thing.
"Well, since you don't want to, forget it! Originally, I wanted to say that if you were willing, I would treat you to a roasted whole lamb when you return to the world. Alas, it seems that I can only enjoy the delicious food alone."
As he spoke, Zhao Xiaotuan sighed and pulled out a few photos of roasted whole lamb from his phone, shaking them vigorously in front of Di Ting's eyes.
The result of this was that the Tingting Harazis were all over the place!