Kong Ming returned to the thatched cottage and looked at the ink scribbles everywhere. His head was buzzing and he almost lost his balance.
This is worse than demolishing his thatched cottage!
Killing people can only be done with a nod, Cao Ning is going to kill his heart!
"I'm not talking about you, Lao Kong. You are a celebrity after all. How come your thatched cottage has no characteristics at all?"
Cao Ning approached Kong Ming with a brush in hand and introduced him to the words on the wall with a smile.
"Look, I have written down your works, your biography, including your eldest wife and your youngest wife, and they will not fade even if hundreds of years pass.
From now on, you can see it whenever you go out, and I’m sure you won’t forget it.
As for the cost, you don't have to worry, I'm easy to talk to.
In the past, people asked me for calligraphy works for 10,000 yuan per word.
But seeing as our relationship is so strong, I'll just give you a thousand words.
There are a total of 16,700 words here, totaling 16.7 million. I will give you a zero, and you can just give me 10 million."
"What, you're such a bastard and you want 10 million gold from Liang?"
Kong Ming's jaw dropped instantly. With this kind of money, would the Northern Expedition have failed?
A war of words can drown the Sima family.
"I have no money. Even if Liang had money, he would never take advantage of you, a shameless person like you."
Kong Ming flicked his sleeves angrily, turned around and was so frightened that he took several steps back.
"This...this...what on earth is going on?"
Kong Ming staggered and raised his head, pointing with trembling fingers at Feng Qingqing floating in the small courtyard.
"Thief Cao, the harm is not to the wife and children... Bah, the harm is not to the innocent. How could you be so harsh to a weak woman?
You, you, you are really the biggest villain in the world."
"Qing'er, I'm late... Mr. Cao, why don't you let him go quickly?"
Kong Mingben walked into the small courtyard, while looking at Feng Qingqing, he was still busy scolding Cao Ning.
"Why are you so angry? I didn't do anything to her."
Cao Ning scratched his head in confusion: "Okay, okay, I'll let you go, but we have agreed that you are not allowed to curse anyone again.
If you curse again, believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
"Thief Cao, don't make any noise, why don't you put him down quickly?" Kong Ming roared angrily.
"I..."
Cao Ning was speechless for a moment!
No, who is begging whom?
Why do I sound more like a grandson?
In the end, Cao Ning sighed helplessly: "Well, why don't I be afraid of you?
This recruitment has not been successful yet. How to teach me a lesson is like taking a stimulant.
I also owed you something in my previous life, right?"
Cao Ning curled his lips and waved his hand, and Feng Qingqing slowly fell to the ground.
"Sir, sir, he just broke into your house and took your paintings away."
After Feng Qingqing was put down, he immediately complained to Cao Ning.
"What, thief Cao, give me back my portrait!"
When Kong Ming heard this, he immediately wanted to settle the score with Cao Ning with a sullen face.
Cao Ning stopped Kong Ming and backed away step by step: "Hey, hey, don't worry, Old Kong, it's just a portrait.
I will use my camera to take a few more pictures for you later, making sure they are more realistic than your paintings."
"Thief Cao, don't go too far!
I advise you to return the portrait to me quickly, otherwise the warriors behind me will crush you to ashes." Kong Ming shouted urgently.
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, how can you be so impatient!"
Seeing that Kong Ming was about to fight him, Cao Ning quickly took out the portrait, but instead of throwing it to Kong Ming, he unfolded it and threw it to Feng Qingqing.
"Don't look!"
Upon seeing this, Kong Ming was eager to snatch the portrait, but it was still a step too late.
"Sir, this...is this?"
Feng Qingqing took the portrait and was stunned when she saw the woman in the portrait.
Because the person in the portrait clearly looks so much like me, it's like looking in a mirror.
Ever since Feng Qingqing took the remnant grass, her original ferocious look has faded away, and she is no different now than she was before she was alive.
After such a comparison, the portrait seemed to be tailor-made for her.
"this..."
Kong Ming was immediately speechless!
He turned his face away in embarrassment!
Just when he was worried about what to say, Cao Ning came over.
"You still don't understand, but you are the reincarnation of Lao Kong's original wife."
After speaking, Cao Ning walked up to Kong Ming and patted him on the shoulder: "Old Kong, there is no need to thank me. This is what I should do."
"Get out of here!"
Kong Ming glared at him angrily!
Cao Ning was shocked!
"My dear, how much hatred does this guy have against me?
Why has your temper gotten worse and worse since you met me?
Am I that unpopular?"
Cao Ning scratched his head in confusion.
"Hahaha... Only now do you realize how disgusting you are!"
Lin Xiaoyun crossed her arms and smiled as she approached Cao Ning.
"Look, even Mr. Wolong, a person with such a good temper, is so angry with you, and you will know how disliked you are.
From now on, take good care of your mouth and don't go around causing harm to others."
"I'm annoying and you still let me sleep with you. You haven't been kicked in the head by a donkey, have you?"
Cao Ning rolled his eyes and walked aside with his mouth flat.
Even little Yoona has begun to dislike me. Am I that annoying?
Hum, our Shihan is better, she never dislikes me.
Although she often forced me to take a shower and wash my feet, and wouldn't let me go to bed if I didn't wash my feet, she didn't dislike me in general.
"I..."
Lin Xiaoyun was stunned by Cao Ning's words and was speechless for a moment!
She never expected that Cao Ning would talk about this matter.
"Cao Ning, you...you are shameless, wuwuwu...you bullied me, I want to go back and tell Shihan..."
Lin Xiaoyun blushed and stamped her feet angrily!
But Cao Ning put his hands in his pockets and pretended not to hear, and rode Xu Chu to the Shu general's side.
Feng Qingqing looked at Kong Ming with shock on his face, his eyes full of disbelief.
"Sir, is everything he said true?" Feng Qingqing said in shock.
Kong Ming smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Qing'er, don't listen to his nonsense. You two just look alike."
"Is that really true?"
Feng Qingqing looked at Kong Ming with disbelief.
Kong Ming wanted to reach out and touch her cheek, but in the end he couldn't muster the courage.
Kong Ming looked at Feng Qingqing with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this, as long as you know that you are Qing'er, that's enough..."
"Strategist, strategist, strategist, help!"
Ma Su's urgent cry for help came from not far away. Kong Ming looked back and almost sat down on the ground in shock.
"This, this, this...how could this happen? What on earth is going on?"
Originally still mixed with people on both sides, after Cao Ning and Xu Chu intervened, the eighteen generals on Shu's side instantly fell apart.
Eighteen people were beaten so hard that they were unable to fight back, so that they were all forced to form piles of Arhats.
In addition to Dian Wei and Xu Chu, they were also surrounded by thousands of bronze swords, the sharp tips of which were pointed directly at them.
At this moment, Cao Ning was sitting on Xu Chu's shoulders, crossing his legs leisurely.
In his hand, he also held a wicker stick as a whip, urging them all the time.
"What's it called? Didn't you see your military advisor picking up girls?
Can you afford to compensate for delaying someone's life-long event?"
Cao Ning was so angry that he pulled out a wicker stick. The wicker stick gathered a stream of purple energy and hit Ma Di directly on his buttocks, causing him to grin immediately in pain.
"Hehe... Lao Kong, you are busy with your business. I have nothing to do here. You don't need to pay attention to me. I am joking with them."
While Cao Ning urged them, he turned around and greeted Kong Ming with a smile.
Kong Ming below looked shocked. He walked up to Zhang Fei angrily and almost lifted Zhang Fei up with just one kick.
"You idiot, you still have time to sit here and watch a show!"
