The arrival of Chen Zitong instantly revived the originally lifeless archeology class with full health.
The students in the hall all opened their eyes wider than a bell.
This look is like the loneliness that comes from being single for twenty years is about to be released at this moment.
Everyone listened very carefully, not even wanting to waste time taking notes. A pair of wolf-like eyes stared at Chen Zitong.
In the 45-minute mini-class, Chen Zitong spent 40 minutes hiding behind the podium.
There was nothing she could do about it, the students' curiosity for knowledge was so strong that she regretted why she came here wearing such a short skirt that covered her hips today.
Of course there are exceptions to everything!
Just like the four idiots at the back of the classroom who kept their heads down and didn't even look at her.
"Giggle...this guy is so funny, he looks like a football."
Zhao Hai covered his mouth and hid behind the erect book, laughing hard.
"Haizi, can you please lower your voice? It's Chen Zitong's first day of class, can you give her some face?"
Look at the other students, how carefully they listen in class." Cao Ning reminded.
"Brother Ning, they are toads who want to eat swan meat!
They don’t know it, and our brothers don’t know it either!
People have let you sleep with them, and if you have anything to do with them, you are just causing trouble for yourself.
Besides, it’s not my fault, this joke on Douyin is really funny.” Zhao Hai covered his mouth and snickered.
"Don't talk nonsense. Is it okay if I have a fiancé?"
Cao Ning rolled his eyes at Zhao Hai in annoyance, and then walked over to see what joke this guy had read that could make him laugh like this.
"Brother Ning, look at these two cross talk talkers who are really interesting. They don't even use curse words when swearing."
With that said, Zhao Hai handed over the phone.
Cao Ning took it and took a look!
It turned out to be two comedians praising the men's football team for winning many games against the national team.
It’s really inspiring!
But, where is this level? Is there this number on the map?
Zhao Hai shrank down and said with a smile: "Brother Ning, have you watched Douyin? The football circle has become popular recently, and the noise has become very loud."
Cao Ning rolled his eyes and handed the phone back: "I advise you not to get involved in the affairs of the world. If you tell me, you are blind."
"Yeah, Brother Ning, you got it too!
No...Brother Ning, I don’t agree with what you say!
Then can we just watch them and embarrass ourselves in the name of China, and we can't say anything anymore?" Zhao Hai said unconvinced.
"That's right, that's right!"
At this time, Sun Liang, who was next to him, also came over and said angrily: "I'm just happy that they lost to Xiaonan on the first day of the new year, but I'm not happy that others said it? How arrogant!"
"What do you know? I didn't tell you not to comment, but you have to comment scientifically and rationally."
"What, scientific rationality? Rationality is a piece of shit!"
Zhao Hai said angrily with a black face: "Brother Ning, I don't understand the truth!
But I understand that if I keep failing the exam, my parents will definitely give me a mixed doubles game.
Even Xiaonan lost, what else is there to argue against?"
"That's right, when watching football, you have to watch the women's football team, look at their fighting spirit!
Look at those uncles again. They are afraid of being hit in the face when the ball comes, and they can hide faster than a rabbit. Bah..."
"Holy shit...Haozi, if you have the ability, go to them. Why are you going to me?"
Zhao Hai wiped the saliva from his face with a look of disgust!
Why the hell are you provoking someone, why are you coming at me again?
"What are you four talking about? Please don't affect other people's class, okay?"
At this moment, Chen Zitong, who was standing on the podium, also discovered the four extremely dishonest guys below.
He gave himself eye drops on the first day they met. It was definitely Cao Ning who was deliberately trying to make things difficult for him.
"Cao Ning, please explain to everyone what precautions should be taken when analyzing Feng Shui positions." Chen Zitong looked at Cao Ning with a gloomy face.
"What, Feng Shui? Damn, we still have this in our course?"
Cao Ning stood up dullly!
He is good at catching ghosts, but what the heck is it when it comes to Feng Shui analysis?
Is this still written in the book?
Cao Ning flipped through the book for a long time but found nothing.
"Brother Ning, Brother Ning, you got the wrong book!"
At this time, Sun Liang next to him covered his face in embarrassment and quietly pushed his book over.
"Huh??? That classmate, what are you doing?"
Chen Zitong noticed something was wrong and immediately walked over to meet Cao Ning.
When Cao Ning saw Chen Zitong coming, he could only smile awkwardly: "Hey... then..."
"Why are you laughing? Who is smiling playfully with you?"
Chen Zitong rolled his eyes at Cao Ning and snatched the book from his hand.
It's okay if you don't look at it. Once you look at it, your anger will rise instantly.
"This section is about Feng Shui positioning, what did you bring?
Please tell me, what does it mean when you bring a book of advanced mathematics?"
"Ah, I, I said, why haven't I found it after searching for a long time?"
Cao Ning took the book and read it!
Good guy, maybe I got confused, so I picked up the wrong book at random.
"Um...Actually, what I want to say is that I failed high school mathematics, so I want to make up for it. Do you believe it?" Cao Ning laughed awkwardly.
Chen Zitong crossed his arms and looked at him with interest: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
"I...I don't think you believe it either!" Cao Ning curled his lips boredly.
...
After finally finishing the big class, Cao Ning ran away from the back door before Chen Zitong could react.
"Cao Ning, what are you doing?"
Chen Zitong looked at Cao Ning's back and shouted anxiously.
Cao Ning waved his hand without looking back: "Go and eat sea cucumbers!"
Are you kidding me? If I don't run away, I will go to the office with you and get criticized.
"Eat sea cucumber? I think you went to eat oysters!"
Chen Zitong snorted and didn't bother to care about him anymore. After all, there would be many opportunities to fight with him in the future.
.....
On the other side, Xia Shihan had just finished class and walked to the basketball court when she was suddenly surrounded by many fans.
In addition to the vast majority of freshmen wearing green military uniforms, the crowd that gathered around also included many sophomore and junior boys.
Many of them prepared roses in advance, and some freshmen had a sudden idea and wrote two love poems to give to Xia Shihan.
After all, Xia Shihan is someone who has been there before, and has long been used to being confessed to.
As usual, Xia Shihan acted extremely coldly. She didn't say a word, ignored anyone, and walked forward holding her book.
"Senior sister, senior sister, this is a poem I wrote. Can you give me some guidance?"
"Old Wang, can that be considered written by you? You obviously copied it from the Internet, unlike me. I am a blue enchantress imported from Great Britain."
"Senior sister, they are all common people. Look at me. My dad just bought me an Audi. Can I invite you to go for a ride with me?"
"Audi? Audi is nothing! Senior sister, I drive a BMW, can you take my car?"
"..."
Faced with the good intentions of so many junior students, Xia Shihan really couldn't arouse the slightest interest.
Every time this happened, she always had the strange thought that it might not be a good thing if she was too good-looking.
"I'm sorry, please let me go!"
Xia Shihan frowned and walked forward, but those little fans were still reluctant.
Who told them to come to Jiangnan University because of Xia Shihan?
If there was no action at all, then why did they go crazy and apply for Jiangnan University in the first place?
"Senior, can I increase your prestige?"
"Sorry, I have no authority!"
"Senior, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Sorry, I'm already married!"
"Senior sister..."
"Enough!"
Xia Shihan stood there and sighed deeply!
At this second, she felt like she was going crazy.
At this moment, Xia Shihan noticed Cao Ning who had just ran out of the teaching building, so she quickly waved to him.
"Cao Ning, this way, this way!"
Great, here comes the shield!
"Hey, Shihan, why is she here?"
Cao Ning held her stomach, and when she saw it was Xia Shihan, she hurried over.
"Hey, Shihan, why are you acting like a normal person? Don't you have a stomachache?" Cao Ning asked doubtfully.
Xia Shihan obviously went to eat sauerkraut with her last night, but why was nothing wrong with her?
Could it be that Weiwei secretly gave her some invulnerable magical herb?
No, I have to go find Weiwei to order some cooking later.