Chapter 534 The Identity of the Mysterious Little Lolita
Entering the familiar interface, Cao Ning first looked for teams below gold in the square to match.
In this way, you can match humans and machines as much as possible and avoid fighting against powerful players.
"Isn't it bad to be a sixth grader? Why do you have to go to steel guns? Those people must have crazy brains."
Cao Ning muttered to himself, and soon found a group of teams that were also at the bronze level.
But he regretted it as soon as he entered!
Because there is a bronze player wearing clothes, which are actually the latest skins.
How can such a player be a novice!
Cao Ning just wanted to quit, but the other party started matching and entered the birth island in less than two seconds.
"Holy crap, no!"
Cao Ning's face instantly drooped, and he knew it without even thinking.
That player will definitely start a frantic fight for heads with him, which will seriously affect the game experience.
But the next scene instantly changed his previous view.
Because the player wearing a super cool princess dress actually walked like a human-machine, and it didn't look like he knew how to play at all.
"Little brother, little brother, can you take me to eat chicken? I've been playing all morning and I haven't even eaten a handful."
Cao Ning was stunned when he heard that the other party actually turned on the voice, and it was a classic Loli voice. The tone was very nice and gave people a hazy sense of purity.
Upon hearing this, Cao Ning immediately turned on his voice changer to respond.
Cao Ning chose a gentle boy's tone, which sounds like a scumbag.
"Yes, don't be afraid if I'm here. Does the young lady have a boyfriend? I'm very good at playing games."
Sure enough, the player on the opposite side became excited immediately after hearing Cao Ning's voice, and even deliberately lengthened his nasal voice when speaking.
"Little brother, your clothes are ugly and not as good-looking as mine. Let me give you a set!"
Perhaps in order to shorten the distance between them, the other player changed into a handsome men's magic suit and threw it directly on the ground. Then she changed back into the same suit of clothes.
Cao Ning picked up the clothes on the ground and felt a different feeling indeed.
“The feeling of having money is just different!”
Cao Ning muttered, then pressed the voice changer and said: "Thank you, Miss, you are so kind, but this outfit should be quite expensive, right?"
"It's not expensive, it's only a few hundred yuan!"
"..."
Cao Ning took a breath!
Hey guys, are all the current game costumes this curly?
Are there people buying such an exorbitant price? It’s enough to buy a set of clothes in the real world!
"Miss, you are so rich!" Cao Ning muttered in a low voice.
The girl laughed loudly after hearing this, and then said with a proud smile: "Hehe, my brother bought them for me. He buys me a set of skins every time he hits me."
"There's still this matter. Doesn't it always hurt when he hits people?" Cao Ning said with a smile.
On the other end of the voice line, the little Loli pursed her lips and whined: "Well, it hurts when he hits people! But... it will be fine if you are willing to give me your skin."
Cao Ning covered his mouth and smiled: "That's really good. If you give him a beating every day, then you will definitely be the best in the chicken eating world."
"Then, who can bear it?"
Hearing this, the girl was obviously unhappy: "If he's beaten every day, then he shouldn't send me away... Anyway, sometimes I go to my sister-in-law to complain and ask my sister-in-law to beat him too."
"If you dare, you are still a strict wife!"
Cao Ning crossed her legs and said with a smile: "If you report him, don't you have to give his skin back?"
"No...he asked me to help him hide his private money!" the girl said.
"Private money??? Well, this is very manly!"
Cao Ning covered his mouth and snickered!
It turns out that he is not the only one in this world who knows how to hide private money.
We are all of the same mind, so we should share our experiences together when we have time.
"Then your brother is really having a hard time. His family status is very low, isn't he?" Cao Ning continued to joke.
"It's okay, but I'm just very afraid of my wife and very timid." The little Loli agreed.
"Then what should you do if your sister-in-law hits you?" Cao Ning said.
The girl thought for a while, and after making a few whining sounds, she said aggrievedly: "Then you have to endure it... She always says the same thing. She tells us to go west but we don't dare to go east. She tells us to fight mosquitoes.
We don’t dare to swat flies.”
"Ah ha ha ha..."
When Cao Ning heard this answer, he almost laughed out loud.
If you don’t listen, you won’t know. It turns out that everyone’s experiences are so similar.
But after hearing the tragic experiences of others, Cao Ning felt quite comfortable for some reason.
"Who paid the money in the end?" Cao Ning continued to ask.
The little Loli came down from the roof of the big warehouse and lost half a tube of blood: "This is also a reward from my brother for beating me, and me, my sister-in-law."
"With so much skin, he must have injured you internally, right?"
"He kicked me away... Wuwuwu!" The little Loli suddenly howled.
"Hahaha..."
Cao Ning couldn't hold it in any longer and was laughing so hard on his chair.
His big hands kept slapping the computer desk, making everyone around him look like they were crazy.
After a while, Cao Ning sat up and tried his best to suppress his laughter: "Then, how much reward did your sister-in-law give you? Is it enough?"
"There is only a Martha and an airplane, and there are more than fifty sets of extremely expensive clothes." Little Loli said aggrievedly.
"So much? Your brother will have to beat you to the sky, right? Boy, you have suffered!" Cao Ning covered his mouth and snickered.
"Yeah, it's not bad!"
Little Loli muttered: "Anyway, it will hurt for a while after the injection. The skin can be used for a long time. Anyway, it is quite cost-effective."
"Then why don't you introduce your brother to me? I have a friend who also wants to earn two sets of skins." Cao Ning tried.
"That, that won't work!"
The little Loli pursed her lips and muttered: "You took all my skin away later. What if my brother stops beating me? What if there is another new skin?
Besides, why, you're not my brother or anything, so he can't beat you."
"That's not possible. Maybe your brother can! After all, you have a sister-in-law." Cao Ning teased.
"Well, that's right. Although my sister-in-law is the campus beauty of Jianghai University, she is blind. After all, even my brother can like her, so she will definitely like you." Little Loli muttered.
"The campus beauty of Jianghai University?"
The more Cao Ning heard, the more something was wrong!
Now think about what the little Loli just said, why does it feel like deja vu?
"Zhao Xiaotuan!!!"
"Ah, cauldron!!!"
Cao Ning removed his voice changer, which immediately shocked Zhao Xiaotuan at the other end of the game.
"Cauldron, please listen to my explanation..."
"Zhao Xiaotuan, tell me what you just said...ah!"
Bang!!!
Before Cao Ning could finish speaking, he was blown down by a grenade.
On the screen, Zhao Xiaotuan quickly cut out another Molotov cocktail and threw it directly towards Cao Ning.
"ah!!!"
As a scream came, Cao Ning instantly transformed into a box.
At this moment, Cao Ning realized that he dared to let this little girl play the trumpet.
