Chapter 582 Who Made Her Show Her Love in Moments Every Day?
"Cao Ning, calm down!"
Li Weiwei was so angry that her head hurt when she saw that the mat she had just washed was stepped on by Cao Ning.
"I don't care, Weiwei, you are a great god after all. You have to find a way to let the thunder strike me, but you can't kill me when it's over.
Otherwise, otherwise..."
Cao Ning got down from the chair, hugged the little pig and ran to the door of the boudoir.
"Otherwise I won't leave!
I eat your stuff, sleep with your stuff, and use your stuff..."
The way Cao Ning held up the door frame looked like a street gangster.
"This is what you said, don't go back on it. If you go back on it, you'll be a puppy."
Li Weiwei's face overflowed with joy!
She stared at Cao Ning with interest, like a greedy beast meeting a little sheep.
Cao Ning was dumbfounded when he heard this. He subconsciously wrapped his clothes tightly and took two steps back.
"No... Weiwei, what do you mean by this? Why do you sound like a sheep in a tiger's mouth? Don't be like this, I'm afraid."
"Uh...cough cough...that, that, what, I was just joking."
When Li Weiwei saw Cao Ning's nervous look, she realized that she seemed a little too casual.
"What I mean is, if I teach you how to be struck by lightning, you can't rely on me.
If you regret it, you will be a puppy!" Li Weiwei explained.
"Oh, so that's what you meant!
It scared me, I thought you coveted my beauty."
Cao Ning breathed a sigh of relief immediately!
But after he regained his composure, he added: "But you still have to teach me how to carry the big move... No, no, I've been playing a lot of games recently and just open it up.
What I mean is, you still have to teach me how to carry thunder.
If I were struck to death by lightning, it would be better to strike both Shihan and me together.
The main thing is that I am afraid that she will remarry... No, the main thing is that I am afraid that no one will want her if she remarries.
You also know that with her bad temper, no one but me would dare to have her."
"Haha, Cao Ning, you are really good at protecting food."
Li Weiwei couldn't bear to expose him.
So after giving Cao Ning a rolling look, he continued to joke.
"In this case, you might as well divorce her directly.
Then pursue her as boyfriend and girlfriend, and you can still bear the identity of your ex-husband.
Anyway, with your shameless character, the word ‘former’ is not important to you at all.”
"Can this really work?"
Cao Ning opened his eyes wide and felt a little moved.
"Uh... I just said it casually, but you really took it seriously!"
Li Weiwei coldly snorted in embarrassment: "Are you really saying that the Heavenly Tribulation was your family's property at that time, and that you could change it if you just said it would?
But...it’s really hard to say!”
"Since you're not sure, then if you said it, doesn't it mean you didn't say it?"
Cao Ning flattened his lips and shouted: "Okay Weiwei, you should tell me first how to break through the shackles of the physical body and withstand the thunder in the shortest time."
"That's not easy to deal with. I have ready-made spiritual herbs here. If you take one every day, I guarantee that your body will be stronger than iron in a month."
"It's true, then give it to me quickly!"
When Cao Ning heard this, he couldn't wait to reach out his little hand.
"Uh, haha, you are really impatient."
Li Weiwei twitched the corner of her mouth, then threw him a cloth bag embroidered with patterns.
"There are all bone plastic grasses in here. I only have so much. I'll give them all to you."
"Bone Shaping Grass? It sounds very powerful!"
"Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you so anxious?"
Cao Ning opened the bag excitedly and was about to grab one and stuff it into his mouth, but was stopped by Li Weiwei.
Cao Ning smacked his mouth and took the grass back to his mouth.
"What's wrong? I'm just eating a piece of grass. Is it possible that I need to recite some spells or something?" Cao Ning asked curiously.
Li Weiwei took a deep breath and said speechlessly: "Of course it's important. I brought this from the God Realm. There are only so many left now."
Noticing Cao Ning's eager eyes, Li Weiwei sighed and continued.
"Forget it, let me tell you how to use it!
After you go back, you have to wait until after seven o'clock every night before you can use it.
And you cannot have sex after taking it, otherwise the efficacy of the medicine will be greatly reduced."
"What, there's still a time limit? Can't you applaud for love?"
When Cao Ning heard this, he gave up and shouted at the top of his lungs: "What kind of medical advice is this? Isn't this nonsense?"
"Do you want it? If you don't want it, then I won't give it to you!"
After saying that, Li Weiwei stretched out her hand to grab it, but was tightly held in his arms by the chicken thief Cao Ning.
"Yes, yes, I didn't say no!"
Cao Ning drooped his face and muttered speechlessly: "Isn't it just that I don't let women get close to me? I can't bear it anymore."
After saying that, Cao Ning looked at Li Weiwei curiously: "By the way, you haven't told me how to trigger thunder?"
"That's not easy!"
Li Weiwei whispered in Cao Ning's ear, and the latter's eyes immediately widened.
"That's it? Weiwei, why does it sound like you are perfunctory to me?"
"Just say it's scientific or not!"
"It's quite scientific, but isn't it too casual?"
"Otherwise, how complicated do you think it is?"
Li Weiwei stretched out and looked at Cao Ning's confused and cute look, and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Cao Ning thought about it and realized that there was really no other way, so he had no choice but to nod in agreement.
"Well, okay then, I'll try it later and I'll find out!"
"That's right, but if you want to try it, you'd better wait until the grass is gone, otherwise it will be bad if I chop you to death."
"I know, I know, I still cherish myself very much."
"You're smart, but...hey, hey, what are you doing? Tea, I haven't drunk the tea yet, why are you running?"
Before Li Weiwei finished speaking, Cao Ning arrived at the door in a blink of an eye.
Cao Ning waved her hand without looking back: "Weiwei, what about...I'm going back to play poker first. Let's talk next time."
"I...this guy is really...oh, if I had known, I would have let him eat one first.
Now it’s good, it’s cheaper for Yao Ji again.”
Li Weiwei pursed her lips and looked unhappy!
At this time, an old man wearing a robe and a white beard walked in from the door.
"God!"
The old man with a white beard walked in the door with a smile and joked: "Could he be Cao Ning? It's really interesting!"
"Humph, the fun belongs to other people, what does it have to do with me." Li Weiwei sat back down angrily.
The old man with a white beard smiled awkwardly and said: "Hey, God can't say that. In my opinion, he clearly has you in his heart, otherwise he would never be so honest with you."
"Haha, is that so? I think he has something on his mind." Li Weiwei snorted coldly,
"Uh, hehe..."
The white-bearded old man was speechless for a moment when he was retorted, but remembering their conversation just now, he still curiously asked Li Weiwei.
"What kind of method did God teach him just now that can actually bring about thunder from the sky for him?
This, this old man is really curious!
You know, he had originally planned this disaster, so how could he be allowed to suffer it?" the old man asked curiously.
"Of course I know that!
So what I just taught him is just a way to get struck by lightning frequently in the mortal world.
I asked him to carry a stick and run to the sky to look for lightning strikes on a rainy day, but I didn’t expect that he actually believed it.”
Li Weiwei spread her hands and said with a wry smile: "With such an IQ, there's nothing I can do about it."
"Ah, this... this... this method, I have never heard of it."
The old man with the white beard took a breath of cold air, and then continued to add: "Then what you just gave him is..."
"Oh, it's just a high-grade aphrodisiac."
"strong..."
The white-bearded old man's eyes widened instantly: "Then you just told him not to touch women?"
"What's all the fuss about!"
Li Weiwei raised her head and snorted coldly: "Who asked Yao Ji to show affection in the circle of friends every day!
Huh, okay now, let me see what she can show off."
ps: It’s 520 tomorrow. Have you guys decided where to eat or watch a movie?