"Damn it, stop chasing me. We've already chased you three hundred miles away. Have you nine idiots chased me enough?"
Cao Ning, who came out of Fengdu City, was chased by the Nine Ghost Officers all the way. If it weren't for the fact that they were Xia Shihan's bodyguards, Cao Ning would have slapped them to death on the wall.
The Nine Ghost Officers are underworld spirit generals who rank under the King of Hell, alongside Zhong Kui and Cui Pan. Their magical powers are unpredictable and there are few rivals in the world when the nine of them join forces.
They are stationed outside the Hades Palace all year round and are Yao Ji's most loyal secret guards.
This time, because Cao Ning made too much noise, the Nine Ghost Officers could not just sit back and ignore him, so they went out to hunt him down.
The boss of the Nine Ghost Officials dragged Mu Ling, holding a big sword, and chased him step by step: "Hey, the brave man dared to set off fireworks in front of the Palace of Hades. He is really arrogant, and you can't be captured without restraint. Otherwise, you will be turned into powder."
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"Damn, you're such a fool*, it's none of your business that I set off fireworks for my wife, get out of here, believe it or not, I'm really going to slap you."
Cao Ning suppressed his anger!
They kept their palms in their pockets and dared not take them out, for fear that they would suddenly be unable to hold back and cripple them again.
If that's the case, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain when I see Xia Shihan again in the future.
However, when these words reached the ears of the always aloof and arrogant Nine Ghost Officers, they seemed particularly harsh. It was clearly a provocation to them.
"Brother, this guy dares to look down on us. He clearly doesn't take our Nine Ghost Officers seriously."
"Yes, brother, when have we ever received such ridicule? Who in the world of Yin and Yang dares not to give our brothers face?"
"If you ask me, I should capture this kid alive later, send him to Zhong Kui to have his tongue cut out, and then throw him into a frying pan and fry him until he's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside."
"Hey, that's a good suggestion. I haven't done anything so interesting in a long time."
"Why are you making such a fuss? Even if you want to cut out his tongue and put him in a frying pan, don't you have to catch him first?"
Tuo Muling waved his hand and pointed his sword at the ridge on the left: "Third, fifth, seventh, and eighth, you go around from the left; second, sixth, and ninth, you go around from the right, and I will follow
The fourth child continues to pursue me, but I don’t believe that this guy can really escape."
"yes!"
"Okay, big brother, just watch it!"
Under the night, nine sets of silver-gray armor sparkled like nine moving meteors moving on the ground.
After a while, the nine people formed an encirclement.
"Damn it, why is there no way?"
Cao Ning ran all the way to the bank of Huangquan. The fast river in front of him blocked his way, and the silver-gray armor on the left and right sides became increasingly clear.
But at this time, there was not even a spirit ship at the Huangquan Ferry, which was clearly a tempo to force him to take action.
Cao Ning sighed, leaned against Huang Quan, and clenched his fists in his hands: "You forced me to do this, so you can't blame me."
Sensing the tense atmosphere around him, Zhao Hai, who was hiding in his storage bag, yelled while lying on the rocking chair.
"Hey, Brother Ning, you are about to take action. Do you want us to help you? I will slap him until he cries."
"Haizi, are you short-sighted?"
Liu Hao, who was sitting next to him with his legs crossed and drinking red wine, reminded: "Those nine people are obviously coming with bad intentions, otherwise Brother Ning wouldn't have hidden us in such a good place. If we let you out, wouldn't that be causing trouble?
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"That's right, Haizi, it's good for you to just lie down... Of course, you and I are different. I can at least cheer for Brother Ning."
Sun Liang lay on the fully automatic massage chair and clapped his hands excitedly: "Brother Ning, come on, come on Brother Ning!"
"Damn, don't you feel uncomfortable if you two don't hurt me for a day? Then, come on, I can do it too."
Zhao Hai found two bouquets and performed a very eye-catching warm-up dance: "Brother Ning, I love you, just like mice love rice..."
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Listening to the funny voices of the three people in the storage bag, Cao Ning suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.
If it weren't for their good attitude, they would have been nauseated long ago.
"You three are really... Oh, forget it, since you want to refuel, you might as well come out and fill up the 95 for me."
Cao Ning opened the storage bag and waved it casually. The three Tiehanhan hiding inside had no time to react and fell directly to the ground.
"Hey, Brother Ning, before you let us out next time, can you tell me about my tail bone?"
Zhao Hai rubbed his fat butt, while Liu Hao and Sun Liang next to him also fell into disrepute.
Cao Ning hugged her arms and laughed secretly: "Haizi, did you say you wanted to slap me? There is no chance."
"You really want me to come, but what...Brother Ning, do you have nuclear weapons?"
Noticing the contemptuous look in the eyes of the people next to him, Zhao Hai quickly shook his hands and explained: "Well, I, I'm not afraid of death. The main reason is that I don't have anything handy, and I always feel empty in my heart."
Saying that, Zhao Haihan smiled and walked towards Cao Ning, pushing Cao Ning with his arm: "Hey, Brother Ning, if you get me an atomic bomb, I promise to make them obedient."
"You are beautiful!"
Cao Ning rolled his eyes: "If I had an atomic bomb, would I still use you? Okay, okay, just watch me later to see how I deal with these rookies."
As he said that, Cao Ning rolled up his sleeves, put his hands on his waist, and stood there waiting for the Nine Ghost Officer to come over.
"Hahaha... Fanatic, you have no way to escape now!"
While he was talking, Tuomuling was already chasing after him with a thousand-pound giant-toothed sword, and all the spiritual officials surrounding him on both sides were already in place.
Seeing that there were suddenly a few hot-eyed men around Cao Ning, Tuo Muling was stunned for a moment, but in the blink of an eye he didn't care so much anymore.
"I thought you had found some help, but you found just these few pieces of ingredients? It just so happened that the oil was not hot enough today, so I took you guys back to cook the pot yourself."
"Really? I'm afraid that you are the one who puts the oil in the pan!"
Cao Ning flexed his wrists, sighed and muttered: "Shihan, you really can't blame me for this, I was forced... Okay, come on, let me see what you can do to protect me.
daughter in law?"
"daughter in law???"
Tuomuling raised his giant-toothed sword and was about to start a fight, but after hearing clearly the content of Cao Ning's words, he froze on the spot.
Cao Ning here raised his palms and grinned.
"Coming! Be careful!"
"No, could it be that he... bridged to the sack!"
Tumu Ling reacted at this time and quickly stretched out his hand to make a stop gesture.
"Ahhhh..."
Cao Ning hurriedly stopped, but his body failed to stop due to inertia, and a big hole was made in the ground.
Cao Ning got up from the ground angrily and glared at him angrily: "Asshole, if I didn't fight, couldn't you have said it earlier?"
Tuomuling didn't care at all about Cao Ning's angry rebuke. Instead, he touched his chin and looked at Cao Ning over and over again.
"Compared with my figure, there is definitely no comparison. My abs are two less than mine, only six...a little less...the little face is really good...if I were thousands of years younger
Years old...Oh, it turns out that appearance is the only flaw..."
Tuomuling's operation not only confused Cao Ning, but also the brothers around him.
"No, brother, what's going on? Could it be that you've fallen in love with this kid?"
"Oh my god, it turns out that eldest brother really likes men... Hehe, then it seems I still have a chance."
"Lao Wu, why are you suffering from hysteria? Big brother is not that kind of person, okay?"
The second among the nine ghost officials couldn't stand it any longer, so he hurried over and pulled Mu Ling away.
