Chapter 716 Love You Walking Alone in a Dark Alley
Just when Zhao Xiaotuan was complaining, a child's tender voice suddenly came to his ears.
"Hey, who's talking?"
"Down, down, down your ass!"
Zhao Xiaotuan looked down and saw that there was a kid crushed into paper thickness under his butt.
"Uh, sorry, sorry, I thought it was a billboard!"
Zhao Xiaotuan quickly stood up, and the humanoid painting that looked like a kt board slowly floated up, and then like a pumping balloon, it slowly expanded until it turned into a little man.
The little man looked about five or six years old. He was not tall, but he looked quite cute.
Zhao Xiaotuan looked at the child in confusion and said, "Hey, little guy, why are you here alone? Where are your family members?"
The child bit his fingers and lowered his head, muttering: "Mom and dad don't want me anymore, I, I..."
The little boy didn't say a few words before tears started to fall down his face. He rubbed his eyes and cried loudly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...They don't want me anymore!"
"..."
Although Zhao Xiaotuan still had a childish heart, he couldn't help but feel sympathy when he saw such a pitiful child.
She thought for a moment, then took out a chicken drumstick from her schoolbag, tore open the vacuum package and handed it to the little boy: "Kid, please stop crying. I'll treat you to a drumstick. My sister really likes it."
"drumstick?"
The little boy stopped crying when he saw the chicken legs!
However, he did not take it, but kept staring at the schoolbag where Zhao Xiaotuan took out the chicken legs.
"Don't be afraid, kid, it's really delicious!"
Zhao Xiaotuan was suddenly overflowing with maternal love. She thought of the abandoned children in the Yangjian Orphanage, and she couldn't help but sympathize with the little boy.
There are orphanages for children in the earth, but what about the underworld?
Where should these children go?
Seeing that the little boy was always nervous, Zhao Xiaotuan touched the little boy's head and tried to comfort him, but he was unable to do so.
At this time, she suddenly remembered the joke she had read online, so she tried to match the 'secret code' with the little boy.
"Cough cough cough... Do you love you walking alone in a dark alley?" Zhao Xiaotuan asked tentatively.
"I love the way you don't kneel???"
When the little boy heard this lyric suddenly popping out of Zhao Xiaotuan's mouth, he couldn't help but pick it up.
Then he jumped excitedly and shouted: "I love you for walking alone in a dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel, I love you for enduring despair and refusing to cry..."
"Ahahaha...he got the answer right!"
Zhao Xiaotuan laughed out loud with excitement!
She originally thought that this was just a code for primary school students in the earth, but she didn't expect that it was also applicable in the underworld.
But the next second, Zhao Xiaotuan couldn't laugh anymore.
I saw the little boy jumping more and more excitedly. When he was approaching Zhao Xiaotuan, he suddenly grabbed Zhao Xiaotuan's schoolbag.
"Hey, you..."
Before Zhao Xiaotuan could calm down, three more men with fruit knives on their heads and sharp mouths and monkey cheeks floated out from the corner next to them.
The leader was a fat black man with his clothes open, and the black hair on his chest looked like an unevolved lower creature.
"Hehe...Boss, you are so powerful. You can trick this little girl into being fooled around with just one move." Hei Pang complimented.
"That's right, don't even look at who I am!"
The little boy was flipping through his schoolbag proudly, not even bothering to raise his head.
Zhao Xiaotuan was confused by this sudden scene. She frowned and looked at the little boy in confusion.
"Kid, are you...are you being coerced by them? Tell your sister and I can help you."
"Humph, who are you calling a kid? Eighty years ago, you would have been pretty much the same if you called me that...now? Haha, robbery!"
The little boy smiled evilly, and in the blink of an eye he took out a stack of banknotes from his schoolbag: "Hey, I can't tell you are quite rich... Wait a minute, which country printed this money? This '0'
Isn’t it a bit much?”
The little boy picked up the banknotes and began to count the ‘0’s on them with his head lowered!
"One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million... Damn it, plug-in, you're cheating! There are more than three hundred zeros behind '1'... Tiandi Bank doesn't even have such a large denomination, right?
?”
The little boy's smile suddenly stiffened, and his eyes were full of shock.
"Oh, it's rare to find something strange!"
Zhao Xiaotuan also realized at this time that she had been deceived and her mood suddenly became depressed.
But then I thought about it and thought it was a good thing, at least I didn't meet a child with such a miserable life experience.
"To tell you the truth, it's money from the underworld, but it's a serious currency... Oh, you idiot, you don't even know money." Zhao Xiaotuan said scornfully.
When the little boy heard this, he immediately felt that his intelligence had been insulted, so he looked at Zhao Xiaotuan with a fierce look.
"Haha, it's interesting. Not only are you a pretty girl, but you're not afraid of us? You're really rare to have sharp teeth!"
"Hey, boss, what nonsense are you talking to her about? If you want me to see you, you can just drag her to the alley and play with her!"
Hei Pang was intrigued by Zhao Xiaotuan. After taking a few sniffs, Hei Pang was immediately ecstatic: "Boss, boss, she turns out to be a living person!"
Knowing that Zhao Xiaotuan was a living person, the fat black man immediately drooled from the corner of his mouth.
He wiped his saliva, stared at his big eyes and said excitedly: "What a delicious human flesh. I haven't tasted such fresh human flesh in many years."
The evil spirits living at the lower levels of Fengdu City have a special obsession with human flesh.
Because they had done too many evil things during their lifetime and lost the chance of reincarnation, they imposed certain obsessions on living people.
In their view, it is because there are too many people in the underworld that they have no chance of reincarnation, so they hate living people extremely.
In the underworld, although the underworld's laws are strict, they still cannot stop their greed for human flesh.
In the past, when they were trapped in the underworld and had no contact with strangers, this obsession would not be amplified, but now they suddenly saw such a fair and tender little beauty, how could they not be moved.
"Hey, what is this little girl holding in her hand? It looks like a chicken leg?"
Just when the fat man was drooling with greed, the chicken drumsticks that had just been unpacked in Zhao Xiaotuan's hand caught his attention.
"Bring it to you!"
The fat man stepped forward, smelled it first, and then snatched it away: "This smell...is really the fragrance of his nonono, more fragrant than human flesh..."
"Hey, damn fat man, that's my dinner you took, please return it to me quickly, otherwise I'll be angry, and I'm very angry."
Zhao Xiaotuan muttered angrily, put his hands on his hips and angrily attacked Hei Fatty.
Not only did Hei Pang not listen, but he took a bite of the noodles in front of Zhao Xiaotuan: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll eat you when I finish eating the chicken legs!"
"Eat me? Humph, then you have to have this kind of mouth!"
Zhao Xiaotuan's little hand has already reached into his pocket, ready to use the magic talisman at any time.
But at this moment, a black shadow suddenly flashed out from behind the group of people. The shadow was like a ghost and appeared behind the fat and black trio in the blink of an eye.
"Ah woo~"
I saw the black shadow suddenly open its big mouth, and the big mouth instantly enlarged dozens of times, and actually swallowed the fat black man in one bite.
Gudu!
The four-faced bird, which looked exactly like a unicorn but was not a unicorn, chewed the food in its mouth with relish.
