Cao Ning curled his lips and hummed: "Look at your potential, just wait, I will go to the ghost market tomorrow to see if I can order a batch."
"Hehe, thank you Brother Ning!"
Zhang Fei responded with a smile, and then added with some worry: "But Brother Ning, I heard that mobile phones are a luxury item in the underworld, and they are always in limited supply. Can we buy it?"
"Remove the word '?' for me. Is there anything that I, Cao Ning, can't get?"
Cao Ning held his head high and said proudly: "If you can't buy it, then I will snatch Lao Qiao out and let him make it now. In short, I will definitely do what I promised you."
After hearing this, all the generals were relieved.
Thinking that everyone will have a mobile phone soon makes my heart scratch like a cat's paw.
You must know that in the underworld, even the commander-in-chief of thousands of troops may not be equipped with a mobile phone.
If they could each have one, they would definitely be able to show off for a long time when going out.
After appeasing the generals, Cao Ning wanted to take a walk alone.
If Xia Shihan doesn't pay attention to him, then he should go find it on his own. He will always have to face it, and blindly evading it will not be a problem after all.
So he asked the fools to take the generals to the military camp arranged by the underworld, while he took advantage of the night to take a walk.
"You dare to make fun of me, even if you are Yao Ji, then I have to tell you about the three obediences and the four virtues."
"If you dare to offend me, you will pay me back if you go against me!"
Cao Ning muttered with his mouth flattened, turned around and left.
Zhao Hai, who didn't know what Cao Ning was going to do, immediately followed him: "Brother Ning, where are you going?"
"Pee!"
"That's just right, I'm also suffocating!"
Zhao Hai looked around and said with a smile: "Hey Brother Ning, do you know where there is a toilet? I've been holding it in for a long time?"
Cao Ning stopped and looked at him: "What, you want to compare with me who can pee farther?"
"I..."
Zhao Hai slapped his mouth in embarrassment!
This...he really can't compare!
Cao Ning pointed to the grass next to him and said, "Here, you go over there to pee. When you're done peeing, follow the troops back. I won't go back tonight."
"oh!"
Zhao Hai, who was scolded, had no choice but to lower his head and walk towards the grass. When he looked back, he found that Cao Ning had long disappeared.
"Hey, you're running so fast? It seems like you're in a hurry to pee!"
Zhao Hai scratched his head in confusion, looked at the 'territory' he had just marked and occupied, and then thought about Cao Ning.
The next second, the more he thought about it, the more funny it became, and he laughed like a pig without realizing it.
...
On the other side, Xia Shihan returned to the bedroom and plunged into the bathtub, soaking in rose petals and smelling the best burning incense.
Behind the gauze curtain, slender hands picked up roses in the water, and the crystal water dropped on her face.
The rising white mist shrouded the surroundings, making it intoxicating and charming for a while.
Xia Shihan caressed her hot and rosy little face, then suddenly pouted her little mouth and began to complain to herself.
"This damn girl didn't know what kind of weird fairy grass she ate for me, but she really knows how to choose the right time... Oh, you are so good to the big bear, you can always hit him when he needs it most.
"
Xia Shihan thought about it, then shook her little head, "Huh, then I can't do what you want. You want to mess with my mind? No way!"
After saying that, Xia Shihan continued to close her eyes and concentrate, trying to suppress the evil thoughts in her body.
But for some reason, whenever she just closed her eyes, Cao Ning's mean smile always appeared in her mind, and then that strong desire would surge into her heart.
At this moment, in the open space outside the palace, Zhao Xiaotuan was lying on Di Ting's back, pouting in grievance and rubbing his butt.
"The big pot doesn't mean what he says, huh, I don't want to talk to him anymore... Hey, listen, you are not allowed to talk to my big pot in the future, do you hear me? Otherwise I won't give you snacks.
.”
"..."
Di Ting raised her head blankly, squinted her eyes, sighed, and then lay down again.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound in the grass beside the wall, like the sound of a branch being trampled.
"Who? Who is hiding over there?"
Zhao Xiaotuan stared at the bushes curiously!
The next second, Di Ting jumped out, and Zhao Xiaotuan, who had no time to react, was thrown away and hit the ground.
"Oh, my butt... Listen, how could you do this!!! Hey, listen?"
Zhao Xiaotuan rubbed his butt and stood up, but Di Ting was nowhere to be seen, not even a sound could be heard.
It seems as if it has disappeared from the world!
"Listen?"
Zhao Xiaotuan cautiously stepped forward, and as soon as he took two steps into the grass, a tall figure suddenly walked out.
"ah..."
Zhao Xiaotuan was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.
After she regained consciousness, she looked at the man blankly: "Big, big pot?"
"Shh!"
Cao Ning made a silencing gesture and pinched Ting Ting's mouth tightly with his other hand to prevent it from making any sound.
Poor Di Ting was dragged out of the grass by Cao Ning's mouth.
After noticing that there was no one around, Cao Ning pressed his button and listened carefully and warned: "I can let go of you, but if you dare to scream, I will use you to cook the mandarin duck pot tonight, do you hear me?"
"..."
Di Ting stared with big eyes and nodded pitifully.
"That's pretty much it!"
After Cao Ning let go of Listening, he stopped caring about it. Instead, he squatted next to Zhao Xiaotuan and took out a wad of Chinese coins from his pocket.
"You can refill the skin yourself. Is... Shihan in it?"
"Hmm??? Yes! Hey, thank you Big Pot, Big Pot is the best to me."
Zhao Xiaotuan was stunned for a moment, then quickly took the banknotes with both hands and put them into his arms. Then he grinned and said, "Well, my sister-in-law is taking a bath in the house right now. She won't let us stay in."
"Nonsense, I have never enjoyed this kind of treatment, how can I let you stay in there?" Cao Ning secretly emptied his stomach.
However, after he understood the situation, he was still very satisfied and rubbed Zhao Xiaotuan's little head.
"Well done. I'll go and talk to her about the family first. You guard the door for me. No one is allowed to come in. If anyone dares to break in, you will close the door and let the husky pig go."
At this point, Cao Ning kicked him and listened: "Hey, Husky, did you hear that?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Cao Ning glared, and the pitiful Di Ting immediately lay on the ground and nodded.
Zhao Xiaotuan stood up with a smile and patted his chest: "Hehe, don't worry about the big pot. I will guard the door for you and no one will let her in."
"Well done!"
After Cao Ning heard this, he boldly walked toward Xia Shihan's bedroom.
"..."
Di Ting, who was lying on the ground, looked down upon Zhao Xiaotuan.
