Chapter 811 As long as you are not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else
"Shady, shady, there is definitely a shady!"
Hearing that Cao Ning had bought all the mobile phones, Prime Minister Turtle jumped up and down on the spot. He was so angry that he wanted to spray Cao Ning to death with a mouthful of salt soda.
On this mission to the underworld, he had traveled thousands of miles with the expectations of the Dragon King, but he did not expect that things would go wrong again and again.
If he can't buy his mobile phone back, his life will definitely not be easy in the future.
"How could it be him? He must have forced you, right?"
"Sir, please calm down!"
Gu Sicheng pressed down the hands that were tightly grasping his collar and explained patiently.
"Sir, our store has always been run according to the rules. For this batch of new models, we also adhere to the principle of who comes first and who buys them. There is no shady story as you mentioned."
"If you don't believe it, you can call up the surveillance!"
As soon as Gu Sicheng finished saying this, the clerk behind him immediately came up to give a kind reminder at the right time.
"That store manager, the monitoring system in our store just broke down this morning. If we want to access it, we will have to wait at least three hundred years."
"What!!! Why didn't you tell me earlier? Didn't this misunderstand our guests? Send someone to fix it quickly and try to fix it within 299 years."
After Gu Sicheng scolded the clerk, he immediately turned to Prime Minister Gui to express his apology.
"I'm sorry, my valued customer. You just heard that. If you want to check the monitoring, please wait three more times... No, you will check again after 299 years."
"Three...if I could wait three hundred years, I would still check for a hammer!"
Prime Minister Gui Cheng stared anxiously and pointed angrily at Cao Ning with trembling fingers.
"Boy, you have the guts to play such a dirty trick with me. Just wait for me. The relationship between us has been forged."
"Oh, Lao Wang, don't get so angry. It will hurt your health."
Cao Ning put his hand on Prime Minister Gui's shoulder and joked with a smile: "Don't come at me, I can guarantee that this matter has nothing to do with me!"
"Haha, I believe you!"
Prime Minister Turtle rolled his eyes: "You dare to say that this matter has nothing to do with you? This has made you come up with a three-hundred-year wandering plan, and it has nothing to do with you?"
"How can there be three hundred years? That's 299 years!"
Cao Ning smiled and explained: "Besides, if you let me handle the whole process, I will make you wait for seven days at most, not as long as three hundred years."
"Seven days? Haha, you finally said something humane!"
Although Prime Minister Gui was very unconvinced, his mood had obviously fluctuated a bit at this moment.
He tried to ease the relationship between the two and see if he could buy back the mobile phone from Cao Ning.
Cao Ning also noticed that Prime Minister Gui had relented, so he continued to talk with a smile.
"Hey, Old Wang, you don't know something. The surveillance equipment here can store videos for up to seven days. It can't be used for as long as three hundred years. They are just trampling on your IQ as a bastard."
"Wardfake!!!"
Prime Minister Turtle's eyes suddenly widened!
He pushed Cao Ning away and pointed angrily.
"Okay, it turns out that you have been playing tricks on me. Just wait for me. I will go to King Minjiang to sue you."
"I don't believe that this majestic underworld can really have your surname, Cao Bucheng."
After saying the harsh words, Prime Minister Turtle angrily flicked his sleeves and walked out surrounded by a group of soldiers and generals.
There was a crowd of people bustling around, and a small black card fell from someone's mountain.
But at this time, Cao Ning suddenly stopped Prime Minister Turtle.
"Hey, Lao Wang! You have lost your moral integrity!"
"Asshole!"
When Prime Minister Turtle heard this, he immediately turned his head in anger.
"Boy, do you think I'm illiterate? I think you make too many jokes about teasing your father? The little card on the ground clearly says 'underworld', but where does it say moral integrity?"
"Ah, it turns out to be Duan You!"
Cao Ning smiled and continued to joke: "What did you just say was written on the card?"
"Underworld! Are you deaf...huh???"
Only then did Prime Minister Turtle react!
He lowered his head and looked carefully at the small card with the black skull and crossbones flag and the word 'Cao' enlarged. It was clearly someone who did it on purpose.
At this point, it is obvious who did it.
"What a 'underworld', humph, boy, just wait for me!"
Prime Minister Gui gritted his teeth angrily, said a harsh word, and then angrily walked away.
Seeing Prime Minister Gui's back angrily leaving, Gu Sicheng felt faintly uneasy.
"No...Brother Ning, will it cause a diplomatic turmoil if we do this?"
But on the other hand, Cao Ning seemed to be fine.
"What a fart!"
Cao Ning waved his hand and said with a smile: "We do everything in accordance with the rules and regulations, how can we be afraid of him?"
Gu Sicheng nodded thoughtfully: "Brother Ning, what should we do next?"
"what to do?"
Cao Ning sneered!
He casually took a purple crystal fruit from the fruit plate and said while eating: "Go and write a resignation letter now and tell Lao Zhu that we are quitting."
"Ah...Brother Ning, is this the way you want to do it?"
Gu Sicheng suddenly took a breath of cold air.
You must know that he relied on many connections to climb from a clerk to the position of general store manager step by step.
Now that Cao Ning is about to resign because of one word, I say that I don't care, which is definitely a lie.
Cao Ning also noticed Gu Sicheng's nostalgia, so she patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Don't worry, since I let you resign, there must be a better place for you."
"Really!"
When Gu Sicheng heard this, he immediately smiled.
"Brother Ning, what big deal are we going to do next? Are we going to fight? I heard that the generals of the Black Flag Army were personally received by Pluto. What an honor that must be."
"Rongguang is nothing, it's just sleeping...ahem, it's just a big deal."
Cao Ning took out a self-drawn sketch and said with a smile: "Take a look, this is our next layout, this place is definitely a mess."
"This is..."
Gu Sicheng frowned, carefully identifying the buildings above as if identifying the authenticity of banknotes.
"Um...Brother Ning, I still know these words. Isn't it 'Huangquan Express, on call'?"
"Hey, Brother Ning, are we going to work for a courier company next?"
"That's not the case! Besides, someone is already working on Huangquan Express. The two elders of Xuanyin in Yinshan have been in control for a long time. Can they allow us to get involved?"
The two elders of Xuanyin were the previous mountain gods of the Kunlun Yin Line. Since the destruction of the God Realm, they had been reduced to the underworld, doing small business with their backs to the underworld.
The scale is not too large, and the business volume is barely enough to maintain the company's operations.
"I said, Xiao Gu, can we take a longer-term view? Is this small amount of business my ultimate goal?"
Cao Ning pointed to the layers on the picture and said: "This is the future headquarters of Huangquan Express. I affectionately call it the 'Huangquan High-Precision, Sustainable and Accurate Positioning Logistics Bida Main Control Department', or Huangquan Express for short."
"Ah... isn't that still Huangquan Express?"
Gu Sicheng wiped the sweat from his forehead in embarrassment.
The more I hear this, the less reliable it becomes.
"I asked you, why are you such a naughty child? Four words can be combined with...one by one, two springs reflect the moon, March 8th Women's Day..."
Cao Ning counted on his fingers for a long time and finally came to the conclusion: "You think so...the two are not the same concept."
"Forehead..."
Gu Sicheng looked a little embarrassed.
Looking at Cao Ning's nonchalant look, he really agreed to those words.
As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
Gu Sicheng couldn't stand the topic anymore, so he turned to stare at the painting on the drawing.
"Brother Ning, don't we have any brothers in the Black Flag Army who know how to draw?"
"Looking at this painter, if you didn't tell me, I would have thought it was our old man's grave..."
"Hahaha, don't tell me that the painting looks really similar."