"Hey, it's strange, why did the jellyfish from the East China Sea come here?"
"Ouch?"
"Tuanzi, what are you doing here so late?"
Just as Zhao Xiaotuan was curiously looking at the pool of black water on the ground, Shi Xiaoxiao happened to pass by the roadside on an electric bicycle.
Seeing Zhao Xiaotuan and Di Ting squatting by the river, he instinctively stopped to say hello to her.
"Oh, it's Senior Sister Xiaoxiao, hehe, are you sending flowers to someone again?"
Zhao Xiaotuan bared his teeth and smiled stupidly, and kicked Di Ting again inadvertently.
"It's not all this guy's fault. He said he didn't go to college and had to come out to see it. No matter how much I try to persuade him, I can't stop him."
"Ouch?"
Di Ting opened her big eyes and looked at Zhao Xiaotuan with a confused expression.
That expression can be as innocent as possible!
"Whatever you are looking at, I am talking about you...Don't stare at me, you are also talking about you when you stare at me!"
"Woooooooo..."
"Oh, so that's it!"
Shi Xiaoxiao nodded with an awkward smile, turned around and looked around: "Tuanzi, you are bullying me again... But having said that, I don't know what's going on recently, more and more people are confessing their love, no, I'm busy
The day is not over yet, and there is still one last bunch to deliver to the apartment."
"Ah, is it true? Are all single people this curt nowadays?"
Zhao Xiaotuan laughed and joked!
In the early years, it was rare to see anyone sending flowers in school. After all, universities have become more integrated with society, so more and more people are taking exams.
"Hehe, senior sister, please go quickly. If you go late, the dormitory aunt will be closing."
"Well, then you should go back early and don't play outside too late."
Shi Xiaoxiao didn't mean to stay too long, so he said hello casually and left.
But before leaving, she took a special look at the black liquid at Zhao Xiaotuan's feet.
"Hey, senior!"
Looking at Shi Xiaoxiao's leaving figure, Zhao Xiaotuan seemed to have thought of something again.
She immediately called out to Shi Xiaoxiao!
Shi Xiaoxiao turned his head and looked at her curiously: "What's wrong, Tuanzi, do you have anything else to do?"
"that..."
Zhao Xiaotuan held the corner of his clothes with his small hands and reminded him seriously: "Senior sister, please remember to go back early after sending the flowers, because...because, because there are too many scumbags nowadays."
"Um???"
Shi Xiaoxiao frowned and was confused, but still smiled and nodded.
"Okay, I will definitely go back early. Don't be too playful!"
"Yeah!" Junquge
Seeing Shi Xiaoxiao's leaving figure, Zhao Xiaotuan breathed a sigh of relief.
She turned her head and glanced at the black water on the ground with great disdain.
"Hmph, you are underestimating your ability! Let's go and listen. My sister will take you to the women's dormitory!"
"Hmm??? Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
When Di Ting heard this, her eyes suddenly widened like bells, and she jumped up and down excitedly.
One moment he was rolling on the grass, and the other moment he was wagging his tail and circling around Zhao Xiaotuan.
His eyes were full of excitement.
"Forehead..."
Seeing Di Ting suddenly become so excited, Zhao Xiaotuan regretted it a little.
She drooped her face and knocked it on the head in annoyance.
"Bah, it turns out that you are also an old pervert... Go and sleep on the street. Don't follow me."
...
Jianghai University East Gate, Sydney Apartment.
Cao Ning was wrapped in a bath towel and lying on the bed with a big herringbone on it. He was so excited that he couldn't help but take a few big sniffs of his own creaking nest.
"Ah...it smells so good!"
After returning from school, Cao Ning specially washed her body with imported shower gel three or five times until the seafood smell on her body was gone.
Back in the bedroom, in order to create an emotional feeling where a breakup was better than a wedding, he specially sprayed some men's perfume and used a little aromatherapy.
In the end, Cao Ning turned into a fragrant little pig.
However, Xia Shihan, who had been sitting in front of the dressing table and reading a book seriously, could not arouse any interest and did not even bother to look at him.
Cao Ning took the phone and adjusted the alarm clock to ring in one minute.
The moment he put down his phone, the sweet alarm clock rang. Cao Ning hurriedly picked up the phone and waved to Xia Shihan.
"Shihan, your alarm clock is ringing...well, it's already seven o'clock in the evening, it's time to go to bed."
"You go to bed first, I want to read some more!"
"How can that be done? Staying up late is not good for your health!"
"It still doesn't work, I still want to... Hey, hey, big bear, you, you, you, what have you done..."
"Of course it's time to sleep!"
Cao Ning didn't want to listen to that. He stood up and forcibly picked up Xia Shihan like a princess.
"No sex!"
Xia Shihan resisted Cao Ning's extended head and rolled her eyes: "Humph, we are already divorced. Cao Ferry, you are blaspheming your boss, and you will be skinned and sent to hell."
"Who are you afraid of? This is going to hell. It's like no one has ever been in hell. Let's go play together tomorrow."
"That's not possible. I am the King of Hades. If you do this, I can convict you!"
"Then it's settled, it's cool to be a ghost under the peonies!"
"What did you say!"
"Forehead..."
Xia Shihan's eyes suddenly became sharp, which scared Cao Ning and quickly changed her tune.
"I, I mean, we will remarry tomorrow."
"Bah, who wants to remarry you!"
Xia Shihan forcibly opened the dirty hands on her heart, then sat up and tidied her clothes.
"I am a person who is determined to take the postgraduate entrance examination and improve myself. I don't want to waste my good time on my children's affair. Cao Ferry, please kneel down!"
"kneel..."
Cao Ning pursed his lips and pointed at himself blankly.
Then, he looked at Xia Shihan with disdain: "That's enough, little Shihan, I'll be angry if you keep doing this! Besides, do you still need to take the postgraduate exam? Can't everyone take it? As for the fee, then
Dajin?"
"Come on casually? You said it's easier than eating... Oh, that's right, I can't compare with you. You have a master's degree and a Ph.D., so it's when you are in high spirits."
Xia Shihan pursed her lips and rolled her eyes, then she clenched her fist and hit Cao Ning on the chest.
"Master Versailles, are you satisfied this time?"
"Okay, okay, don't disturb my study anymore. I am determined to take the postgraduate entrance examination... Hey, hey, what are you doing, big bear..."
Xia Shihan stood up and hurriedly tried to drive Cao Ning out of the room, but was unexpectedly picked up by the latter, who kept moving her hands.
"Big bear, where are you putting your paws... Wuwuwu... Turn on, light, light..."
Xia Shihan looked like she was drunk for a moment, her face turned red.
Just when his body was about to collapse, thunder suddenly sounded outside the window.
"ah..."
Xia Shihan woke up instantly and pushed Cao Ning away.
The sudden flash of lightning outside the window instantly illuminated the entire room. When it was printed on Xia Shihan's face, only nervousness and confusion remained.
