"Sir, may I know why I am reincarnated in December?"
In front of the service window, Ah Piao, who was wearing a black leather coat, looked eagerly at the young man playing with a turtle shell in the window with dark circles under his eyes.
Cao Ning closed his eyes and counted with his fingers, and said calmly: "I'm not bragging to you, but do you know why you are in poverty in this life? It's because you are short of gold in the five elements of your life. What can you do if you don't make up for it?"
Cao Ning thought: "Nonsense, who told this month to be December? If it happens in two days, I will have to change my zodiac sign."
"But does this have anything to do with reincarnation in December?" A Piao asked doubtfully.
"You're stupid, why doesn't it matter anymore!"
Cao Ning pulled out a horoscope chart and analyzed it: "Look, what is missing in your five elements? Gold!"
"Look at the materials of the bows and arrows in the hands of Sagittarius. They are hardware materials."
"If you could be reincarnated as a Sagittarius, wouldn't you have everything covered? Do you have to worry about being hungry in your next life? Just lie at home and count your money!"
The more Cao Ning talked, the more enthusiastic he became, and he simply analyzed several times in a row the fortune trends of the families named Ma and Wang, which made the kid stunned for a while.
"Sir, is this all true? I just said that I followed my elders to pan for gold since I was a child, but I didn't even see any dregs. It's because I am short of gold in my life."
The excited kid's eyes were rounded, and he rubbed his palms on his clothes again and again in excitement.
"Then Sir, I have figured it out. I don't want to be a cat anymore. I want to be a human being. I want to make money. I want to live in a villa and drive a luxury car."
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's a good thing you met me today, otherwise even if you were reincarnated as a cat, you would still be a little wild cat at best."
Cao Ning took out a reincarnation notice from the printer, clicked it and stamped it with his official seal.
"When you go out and drink soup, remember not to tell anyone about your luck, so as not to let irrelevant people affect your fortune."
"Yes, yes, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Even if you kill me, you won't tell others that I will be reincarnated as a human being."
"Okay, okay, let's get on the road, and call the next person for me when you go out!"
"Okay!"
Looking at the back of the kid leaving excitedly, Cao Ning raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and then began to arrange the props on the table.
"These days, even ghosts want to get rich. It's really a ghost if you can get rich... Next one, hurry up, my time is very precious, I can make millions every minute."
Cao Ning lowered his head and shouted, and then a man in yellow clothes walked in from the door.
Cao Ning didn't even bother to look at it, and directly took a photo of a stack of wealth, official luck, and love line promotion pages at the window.
"Choose one that interests you and wait until you hear me trick you...ahem, it's an explanation!"
"..."
Yi Yi, who was wearing a yellow shirt, didn't say anything, but just selected one of the many leaflets and handed it in.
Cao Ning was busy playing with the tortoise shell and took it without even looking at anyone.
"Emotional line!"
Cao Ning glanced at it and threw it aside: "No one will love or love you in this life, right? If so, I suggest you be reincarnated as a Sagittarius. Cupid's arrow will definitely take extra care of you."
"But you didn't ask me what my zodiac sign is. What if I am a Sagittarius?"
"That's not easy to handle. If you continue to upgrade and strengthen Sagittarius, it will be over... Hey, this voice... Emma, Yoona, when did you come? Sit down, sit down."
Cao Ning heard something more and more strange. He raised his head and realized that it was Lin Xiaoyun who was coming.
Lin Xiaoyun folded her arms and pouted angrily: "Humph, you stinky bear, you are not loved or loved by anyone. I will tell Shihan when I get back that you are pretending to be a god and fooling around in the Reincarnation Department."
"Hey, hey, Yoona, don't leave in a hurry. I didn't just make this up to deceive those stupid people outside."
"You don't know that people nowadays who want to be reincarnated as pets are just like being possessed by a demon. It really doesn't work without some special measures."
Cao Ning quickly chased out from behind the window with a silly smile: "Hey, Yoona, it would be great if you came, you don't know how boring I am here."
Lin Xiaoyun glanced at the little book and game console on the desktop, and the bastard nodded.
"Well, it's quite boring. I'm just thinking about how to trick people."
"Ah...this..."
Cao Ning smiled awkwardly and scratched his head: "Hey, there's nothing I can do about it. Who makes the bunch of heartless people outside compete to be reincarnated as cats? If I don't think of a way, sooner or later the underworld will be overrun with ghosts."
"Hey, by the way, Yoona, why did you suddenly remember to come see me?"
The way to resolve the embarrassment was to change the topic immediately. As expected, Cao Ning talked about something else, and Lin Xiaoyun's eyes immediately softened a lot.
"Hmph, who said I came here specifically to see you? I was just passing by. I happened to have unfinished cakes I bought from Yangjian and was wondering if there were any pigs to feed."
With that said, Lin Xiaoyun handed the unopened gift box in his hand to Cao Ning.
Cao Ning took the gift box and looked at it. He didn't even open the packaging bag. There were no leftovers. It was obviously bought specially for him.
It’s really a knife’s mouth but a tofu heart!
Cao Ning suddenly became happy: "Hey, it seems that being a pig is quite happy. No wonder there is a long queue outside."
"Go, Glib, is that what I meant?"
Lin Xiaoyun scolded Cao Ning and pushed her twice, then looked at the empty reception hall.
"Hey, why are you the only one in such a big yamen? Where are the others?" Lin Xiaoyun asked curiously.
"Oh, you said they are all out to fool people."
Cao Ning grabbed a milk cake and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating, he pointed to the side door: "My boss and I are the only two people left here. I don't know what I ate last night. I've been eating for an hour."
After more than a dozen times, my legs are probably weak by now."
"Oh, so that's it!"
Lin Xiaoyun nodded thoughtfully.
Cao Ning sat down on the desk and then asked: "Hey, by the way, what's going on with the sound of firecrackers outside just now? It's not even the New Year yet, why are there all the firecrackers set off?"
"Firecrackers? Oh, you're talking about the noise just now!"
Lin Xiaoyun frowned and walked to Cao Ning, holding his arm: "What about... Big bear, don't be angry if I tell you."
Cao Ning's eyes widened when he heard this: "Hmm??? No, I've been very honest recently, and I haven't caused any trouble?"
"..."
Seeing Cao Ning's innocent expression, Lin Xiaoyun subconsciously rubbed his eyebrows.
How many bad things do you have to do to have such a consciousness?
"It's not you who's causing trouble, it's someone who's causing trouble for you!"
Lin Xiaoyun frowned and quickly recounted everything that happened at the gate of hell. She thought Cao Ning would be furious, but unexpectedly the other party was unusually calm.
Cao Ning ate the milk cake and said casually: "That guy really just blew up the word 'Cao'?"
