Chapter 185: The bitter hatred of pressing the golden thread every year
"Hey hey hey..." The corners of the big black dog's mouth were raised, and his silver teeth couldn't hide it. I don't know why, but when he saw this damn fat man being unlucky, he became extremely happy.
Taihao's incarnation didn't say much, he just silently took out the photo stone, preparing to record Duan De's dark history.
Everyone looked at him sideways, and after a moment of silence, he said, "It has to be you!"
On the other side, in the valley, between the vast sky and the earth, Duan De was alone. He was startled when the breeze blew, which made him feel a little cold, but it didn't make him feel cold. After seeing the situation clearly, he let out a "wow" and tore into pieces.
Heartbroken, he screamed.
All the equipment and magic weapons were stripped off, which made his eyesight turn black. He staggered and almost fell to the ground. Then he let out a sound like a wolf howling and screamed in agony. Some did not believe this fact.
At this time, except for his trousers, he had nothing left on him.
"Wuliang... Tianzun... belongs to your uncle!" Duan De was so angry that he spun around in circles eight times, then jumped nine times, almost spitting out a mouthful of blood.
He went completely crazy. After working hard for thirty years, he suddenly became a blank slate, covered with magical costumes, and many of the king's magical weapons were all gone. Once he returned to the pre-liberation period, it didn't matter. I don't know who was evil.
He didn't even have any pants left.
In the primitive mountains several miles away, everyone stood on a peak and looked out. They all laughed unscrupulously when they saw this scene.
The barbarian also kept laughing naively and said to himself: "You deserve it. No matter who told you to have nothing to do, you took advantage of me."
"Wow, this damn fat guy has his day too!" Hei Huang grinned.
"You bastard, it's no harm. Even the pants, shoes, and socks were taken away by Master Dao. Damn, are there any other things you don't want to take away? Master Dao, I'm not done with you!" Duan De jumped to his feet, veins pulsating on his forehead.
, a series of curses.
"You even took away your socks?" Ye Fan asked the Black Emperor.
At this time, Dongfang Ye scratched his head and raised his hand and said, "That's me Pa Di. That thing is woven from heavenly silk. It is impervious to water and fire. The shoes were snatched away by the Black Emperor, so I can only make do with it."
Ye Fan: "..."
In fact, if Taihao's incarnation hadn't stopped him, that guy from Black Emperor would have stripped Duan De down to his trousers, even if Qi Qi was present, because they were also woven from heavenly silk.
"Ahhhhh..." Duan De kept yelling, just like killing a chicken but a duck. He was really going crazy. He didn't have any of his treasures left. He wanted to hit his head on the ground.
"It's smoking, it's really smoking!" The barbarian pointed forward.
Sure enough, Duan De's nose, ears, mouth, etc. all sprayed out white smoke. To be precise, it was the innate essence. It can also be understood as a stream of fire. The Taoist god Zhuan couldn't suppress it and sprayed out of the body. To put it simply,
He was so angry that his whole body was filled with smoke.
"Burning, burning!" The big black dog grinned and stared ahead excitedly.
Duan De's whole body was full of energy. He was angry, and his divine power was overflowing. His whole figure seemed to be on fire, and his hair was full of strands of countdown, just like a human-shaped torch.
"Boom", "Boom"...
He banged his head against the stone wall, feeling so remorseful that he even wanted to die. His treasures were not as good as even one of the collections of the Holy Lord, so they were all lost.
After working hard for more than ten years and risking being hunted, he went to steal other people's ancestral tombs. For this reason, he was on the blacklist of the major holy land families. As a result, his belongings were looted and nothing was left!
I really hate the fact that I have to press the golden thread every year to make wedding clothes for others.
At this time, he only had one thought, and that was to bite someone. Many of the sacred objects were dug out from ancient tombs, and now they were swept away by someone. It was really more uncomfortable than killing him.
Duan De screamed repeatedly. He couldn't bear it anymore. He jumped up, rushed to a mountain, and started running in a circle. If he didn't vent his anger, he was afraid that he would really go crazy.
All the rocks and trees that blocked him along the way were smashed into pieces by him.
"One lap, two laps, three laps..." Dongfang Ye and Heihuang were very unkind and helped Duan De count laps, very patiently.
"Ah ah... Taoist master, I and you are sworn in!" Duan De ran one hundred and twenty-seven times around the mountain in one breath, then fell to the ground and knelt there, bumping into each other.
Ye Fan sat on the mountain peak, holding his chin, laughing non-stop. It was the first time he saw Fatty Duan so deflated. He always plotted against others, but today he was so angry.
Then, Duan De started running wildly again, blowing white smoke out from his ears and nose. This time, he ran hundreds of laps without stopping.
"Three hundred and fifty-seven...three hundred and seventy-two..." Dongfang Ye and Heihuang counted patiently.
In the end, Duan De ran a full four hundred laps before he sat down on the ground, looking indescribably depressed, as if he had eaten a dead child, with a disheveled look on his face.
"Master Tao, I hunt geese all day long, but the geese peck out my eyes..." He kept muttering angrily.
"Ma De, first divert your attention, shake me, hit me with a sap from behind, and cover me with a black brick in front. Damn it, do you think this is more skillful than Master Dao?" Duan De gritted his teeth, he was not even a figure.
When he saw it, he fainted, which was really embarrassing.
"It must be a criminal gang. They are very skilled. Master Dao, I am in trouble this time! I have met a colleague!"
"It's a pity that the lid of my sky-swallowing magic jar and half of the Ji Dao Emperor's weapon were lost like this... I'm not willing to give up, Taoist. I want to defy heaven!" Duan De thumped the ground.
Tiandao: "Whoever I provoke provokes me!"
"Well, don't move this damn fat guy for the time being. Keep it up slowly. When this damn fat guy gets richer in the future, we can do something to him in the future." Hei Huang grinned and said excitedly.
Several people looked at each other and said in unison: "What a great idea!"
Sitting cross-legged on an altar, using blood as a guide, muttering words while the sky was filled with dark clouds, it was extremely terrifying.
"The situation has changed, please retreat for the time being!" Taihao's incarnation said.
Everyone was using mystical magic, and it turned into a bolt of lightning in an instant, disappearing into the sky with a swipe.
Lines of blood flowed, lead clouds fell to the ground, and a huge ancient formation was activated, wreaking havoc in all directions, like an ancient king resurrecting.
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"Boom!"
"Be careful, he is going to summon the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar!" Ye Fan warned.
"Don't worry, I've been waiting for him for a long time!" Taihao's incarnation stared at the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar in his hand.
The lid of the sky-swallowing magic jar was like life, and it began to revive and swallow the essence of heaven and earth, draining the entire mountain range of spiritual energy almost instantly.
Ye Fan and others quickly retreated. There seemed to be a starry sky in the broken bowl, which could swallow the sun and moon, and then turned into a black hole, swallowing everything.
Wisps of wisps of extreme power erupted, followed by violent vibrations. The pressure was unbearable, as if an unparalleled demon lord had crossed over.
"This sense of oppression is worthy of being an imperial soldier trained by ruthless men. It's so terrifying!"
"Hiss, hiss"
Ye Fan and others took a breath of cold air.
"Hey, wait a minute, why do we have to take a breath?"
"Oops, he is about to summon successfully, I know this damn fat guy is not simple!" Ye Fan shouted loudly.
"It doesn't matter!"
Taihao's incarnation reflected nine emperor characters in his eyes, clasping his hands together,
"boom!"
The lid of the sky-swallowing magic jar shook, causing most of the entire mountain to collapse in an instant, and it was about to rise into the sky.
"Leave it to me!"
Taihao's incarnation shouted loudly, and nine ancient emperor characters flew out. Each one was like a black hole, distorting the world and explaining the mystery of the origin of the world.
Nine emperor characters were printed on the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar at lightning speed.
"Wengwengweng!"
A faint light flashed, and spells composed of blood were discharged. The lid of the broken bowl-like Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar bloomed with its own brilliance. The lid slowly rotated, exuding supreme energy, and secretly exuded a strange and mysterious atmosphere.
Holy breath.
"Very good, I got it!" Taihao's incarnation continued to hold the magic seal, use the secrets recorded in the Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Skill, and put his own mark on the magic seal.
The Black Emperor said with some suspicion: "Wow, boy Taihao, what you just used was the emperor's secret technique?!"
"That's right, it's the secret technique of the ruthless emperor. I only got 100 million points." Taihao's incarnation waved his hand and said.
"Well, Yidiandian, there is really only Yidiandian. Anyway, he can do everything the authentic ruthless person can do!"
"Wow, don't forget that you are the descendant of the Great Emperor Wushi, and don't take other detours!" The Black Emperor warned earnestly. He finally came up with an innate holy body. If he follows the path of the ruthless Emperor, he will
There is no place to cry!
I don't know how long it took for the dark clouds above the blood altar to disperse. Duan De's face turned pale. After waiting for a long time, the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar didn't respond. He had no choice but to give up completely.
"Come prepared... don't let the Taoist master know who you are, otherwise I will personally dig your ancestral graves later, not only your ancestors' graves, but yours too!" He felt depressed in his heart, beating the sap and blackmailing.
The person who made the brick must have known each other, otherwise it would have been impossible to spare his life.
Duan De thought carefully and found that there were only a few people who were familiar with him, and he quickly settled on his target.
"The dead dog must be you!"
Then he denied it and said: "Oh, that's not right. If it were that dead dog, he wouldn't even leave his pants for me..."
It has to be said that this pair of happy enemies are really familiar with each other. If Tai Hao's incarnation hadn't stopped him, he would have stripped him completely, and at most covered him with a big leaf.
Considering this aspect, Taihao's incarnation has saved his last face, so it's not too much to use it to exchange for the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar!
If Duan De knew about it, he would definitely deny it. How much face is worth, or is the lid of the Sky-Swallowing Devil Jar more important?
In a pure land filled with the fragrance of flowers and the chirping of birds, the spiritual spring gurgled, and the aroma of fruit hit their nostrils. Taihao incarnated and they ate some spiritual fruits and then said goodbye.
"Let's go, go back to Qishi Academy and continue to retreat!" Taihao's incarnation said.