"You know? The moment I met you, I was so, so shocked!"
"Charming big eyes, sexy banana nose, beautiful pointed long ears, petite body, seductive dark green skin...beautiful, are not enough to describe your existence!"
"So can you please let me go?"
In a dilapidated camp in an unknown forest, a naked human being looked like a pig, with his hands and feet tied to a bamboo, and he set it up like a barbecue with piles of firewood underneath.
Several goblins were drooling and surrounding him excitedly.
With a mournful face, the human being praised and begged the Goblin closest to him, hoping that it would let him go.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
When the goblin heard this, he danced excitedly, drooled and shouted.
"Fuck! Your mother is a kiss, your grandma is a bear, you..."
The human being burst into tears and couldn't bear the pressure, so he struggled wildly and cursed.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"Ouch! Ouch!"
…
The goblins became even more excited when they saw humans struggling. The more energetic the food, the more delicious it tasted.
"Ouch~"
A leader goblin who was one size larger than ordinary goblins roared, and all the goblins stopped roaring and dancing and looked at it quietly.
"Ouch!"
The leader Goblin was very satisfied with this scene. He straightened his back like a big rooster, held a torch and walked toward the humans menacingly.
"Fuck, don't come here!" The human being became even more frightened and struggled.
"Ouch~" When the leader Goblin saw this scene, he opened his mouth in excitement and showed a bloodthirsty smile.
Phew~~
But at this moment, an arrow suddenly flew out from the grass and hit the leader Goblin in the neck.
"Uh...ah...uh..." The leader Goblin's eyes widened and he fell down unwillingly.
"Ouch?"
"Ouch?"
…
The goblins all panicked and picked up their weapons and looked around to guard their surroundings.
It's said to be a weapon, but it's actually a thick wooden stick.
Woo~~hoo~~hoo~~
A few more sounds broke through the air, and a few more feather arrows flew out of the grass, hitting all the goblins' heads accurately.
The goblins didn't even have a chance to react, so they went down to the underworld together and continued to follow their goblin leader.
"Hey, let me go, sharpshooter! Help! Come and save me!"
When the bound human saw that all the goblins were dead, he struggled and screamed in excitement.
Xixisuosuo~
A bald man emerged from the grass.
Bald-headed and wearing armor, holding a crossbow and a knife on his waist, he walked toward the kidnapped human fiercely.
"Brother! Help me! Help me quickly!"
When the kidnapped humans saw the bald head, they were as excited as if they were seeing a relative.
"It's easy to save you, but what can you do to repay me?"
The bald man looked at the tied people in a joking way, while he drew his sword and chopped off all the left palms of the goblins and collected them.
"I... my clothes have been stripped off by the goblins, and I don't have anything valuable. Just be ok and help me, can you?" The kidnapped human begged.
"Alas...it's difficult if you don't have money! I'm a mercenary. I make a living by doing tasks, so I can't help you in vain!" The bald man looked embarrassed, but his eyes were full of teasing.
"I won't let your help go in vain. I owe it first, I owe it first, and I will give it to you no matter how much it is." The bound human said hurriedly.
"That won't work! I want real money, not IOUs, but money is my motivation. If I don't have money, I won't have motivation. If you don't have money, just ask for your blessings!" The bald man turned around and left with a grin, and kicked the torch as he left.
Go to the pile of wood under the tied human.
"Fuck! Damn you, bastard, bitch..."
The kidnapped human cursed the bald head crazily, but unfortunately the bald head had already left.
The torch lit the wood and the flames began to spread.
"God is unfair!..."
The kidnapped human was tired of being scolded, and looking at the clear, cloudless sky, tears could not stop flowing out.
He is not from this world at all. His name is Zhao Fei. According to the novel, he is a time traveler.
The way to travel is also very popular. I was killed by a meteor while walking at night.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I came to this different world. There was no golden finger, no system, no big boss backing, no magic weapon, no martial arts secret book, no peerless talent, no bloodline inheritance, no stunning appearance, no beautiful woman to accompany you, no turning around.
In reincarnation, there are no servants or pets to recognize as masters, and there is no everything that a protagonist should have. All he has is to be roasted by goblins like a roasted pig as soon as he opens his eyes.
I finally thought I was rescued, but ended up being roasted again!
"Is there anyone... help me?" Zhao Fei felt the increasingly hot burning sensation on his back, knowing that he was really going to be a roast pig.
"No! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I don't want to die!!!"
Zhao Fei refused to accept his fate and struggled wildly, bouncing up and down like a rubber band. However, the triangular wooden frame made of thick wood on both sides was extremely strong. No matter how Zhao Fei struggled and shook, he could not collapse it.
Pa~pa~pa~
The two ends of the bamboo kept flapping against the wooden frames on the left and right as Zhao Fei struggled wildly.
"Ah... get up..."
With red eyes, Zhao Fei tried his best, and with the potential of his body stimulated by the burning of the flames, he finally made the bamboo head on the left end pop out of the three-wooden frame in one up and down bounce.
"ah!!!!"
Zhao Fei suddenly fell into the flames, screamed and struggled to move aside.
During the struggle, Zhao Fei painfully endured the burning of the flames, but as a result, the rope that bound Zhao Fei's hands was also burned by the flames.
"ah!!!"
Zhao Fei suffered burns all over his body and struggled to crawl out of the fire.
"I'm not dead! Hahaha! I..."
Zhao Fei roared excitedly, but the next second he fainted due to excessive injuries.