After passing the Yaoguan Pass, Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang had also put on their divine pet Pixiu. However, due to the threat of the death of a large number of ferocious beasts, the divine pet Pixiu was now more like rolling around with its head in its arms.
So much so that the mythical beast mounts that Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang boasted about before and did not even show in front of others now look more like cute and adorable pets, without the demeanor of a mythical beast.
Although the civil servants present are all well-read people, many of them can recognize that this is the mythical beast mentioned in the Chronicles of the Five Emperors, the Book of Rites, and various myths and legends, and it is also the mount of the ancient human emperor Xuanyuan and the military lord Chi You, but why
To put it bluntly, seeing it is better than hearing it a hundred times.
"Although according to the description in the book, this is indeed Pixiu, but why does it look completely different from the ferocious beast I saw in the book?" Fazheng changed a jade bone fan, and after closing it, he didn't know whether to live or die.
He stabbed Yuan Shu's divine pet Pi Xiu with his big head.
This round, silly and cute creature was so lovable that Fazheng had a hard time recognizing that it was a ferocious beast, so he decided to commit suicide.
However, facing dozens of strong men around who could kill it in minutes, as well as a civil servant like Fazheng who didn't look dangerous but had a mental energy lingering in his body that made even ferocious beasts feel frightened, Yuan Shu's buttocks
The giant panda didn't even dare to show its teeth, so it could only raise its front paws and cover its eyes.
For a moment, the mount under Yuan Shu's butt looked even more adorable. Although it had nothing to do with Meng, cuteness was also a talent. At least a guy like Fazheng couldn't help but get jealous when he saw this.
However, thanks to the fact that this panda is a refined creature with excellent physical fitness, it can still carry Yuan Shu steadily despite such difficult and counter-weighted movements.
Of course, Yuan Shu did not disappoint his cute pet. Pixiu did not dare to bare his teeth, but Yuan Shu decisively bared his teeth at Fa Zheng, "How dare you do this to my mount."
"I wouldn't be like this if I had another mount." Fazheng completely imitated Yuan Shu's tone and said it again. After Yuan Shu was stunned, he realized that what the other party said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it. He Yuan Shu
If he were riding a horse, Fazheng would never do this.
"Gungungun, stay away from my mount." Although Yuan Shu had no way to refute Fa Zheng's reasonable words, he still bared his teeth at Fa Zheng unceremoniously and told him to stay away from him.
"Isn't this delicious?" Fazheng was threatened and driven away by Yuan Shu with the halberd he took out. After staring at Pixiu for a long time, he suddenly said something shocking, and everyone was distracted by this sentence.
"It should be delicious. Generally speaking, if it's so round and big, it won't be unpalatable." Liu Ye said with a calculating tone.
"Pixiu looks a bit like a bear. I remember bears are pretty good." Cheng Yu said after staring at the four paws for a while.
The more Yuan Shu listened, the more uncomfortable he felt. He was obviously riding a mythical beast, but you didn't feel shocked or admired. In the end, you could even talk about whether it tasted good or not.
"I think you should ask Zichuan about whether it tastes good or not." Sima Lang stared at it for a while, then turned around and said solemnly. If others were just talking nonsense before, Sima Lang, this sentence is really serious.
I really want to eat this thing.
"I also think that you should ask Chen Hou about eating this kind of thing. Chen Hou should be very familiar with how to eat it. As for mythical beasts, if there is Pixiu..." Zhuge Jin took over the conversation and naturally thought about other mythical beasts, and
His talent also naturally led others to misdirection.
"If there is Pixiu, where are the other mythical beasts?" Xun Yu gave a rare speech, "Speaking of dragons, have you ever seen one?"
"I have eaten it." Sun Ce shaved his teeth and said, "There are dragons in the Yangtze River, which are not very delicious. If you want to eat them, I can bring you some next time I catch them."
"If there are dragons." A group of people looked at me and I looked at you, and they all began to think about the manifestations of other people's luck, and finally they all fell on Chen Xi. Then Jia Xu said in surprise, "Zichuan
, why don’t you say something, aren’t you the one who knows how to eat best here?”
Chen Xi glanced at Jia Xu with disdain, and then slowly turned his head, indicating that he didn't bother to talk about such rubbish topics. Then a group of civil servants quickly moved to whether the nine-tailed fox tastes good, and soon after that it turned into a strange talk.
.
So much so that the blood vessels on Chen Xi's forehead began to beat as he listened. A gentleman, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no food, no sex, Sage Kong was very realistic and told the truth directly, but the Han Dynasty did not have the ethics of later generations, so he was really free to talk.
, even Chen Xi can't stand it.
"That's enough for you, eat, eat, eat, you dare to eat anything, and then you start talking about this before you even eat. Isn't it interesting? I really don't think any of you have been edited by novelists." Chen Xi said with a dark face, isn't it?
Are there many novels with him as the protagonist?
"Bang!" Pang Tong appeared in front of Chen Xi instantly as if he teleported, "Is there, is there? Why didn't I know that there was a novel about me?"
Chen Xi has an old story in his heart. People who know Pang Tong must know how ugly Pang Tong is. How can people who don't know Pang Tong use Pang Tong as the protagonist?
"You're cruel!" Chen Xi said viciously, then rode away, while Pang Tong touched his ugly face and shook his head.
"Speaking of which, it seems that Zichuan has the most novels." Chen Qun looked at Chen Xi who was walking away and said, "Since the price of paper books was lowered to a thousand dollars, there have been a lot more of these things."
"I'm afraid Gong Jin's books are the most popular." Fazheng curled his lips and said. Anyway, such books from the north cannot be sold in the south, but Zhou Yu's books from the south can go to the north.
"You are young and extremely handsome. Of course there are many people who like you." Xun Yu smiled and said, then he rode away gently, "Well, let me go and see what happened ahead."
After Xun Yu left, Chen Qun and Fazheng looked at each other and said in a low voice, "There seems to be a lot of Wen Ruo." Fazheng nodded when he heard this, "Leave the fragrance to Xun Ling."
"What's going on?" Chen Xi couldn't help but be startled when he saw a group of people on the roadside suddenly saluting them. Although everyone needed to avoid the passage of the army, there was no need to salute, so the group of people who were preparing to pass couldn't help but
stopped.
"Mengde, could it be that something happened under your rule again?" Liu Bei whispered to Cao Cao, "Looking at this situation, there may be some grievances."
When Cao Cao heard this, his originally dark face turned even darker. If something like this happened at this time, Cao Cao felt that he would be humiliated and sent to his grandma's house.
"How can there be any grievances? The people under my rule have nothing to worry about. At least they have no problem with eating. They can only live better than in previous years. As for the corruption of officials, I have had people thoroughly investigate it before. This
On the one hand, I have done better than you." Although Cao Cao felt guilty, there was no trace of panic on his face.
There is nothing to say about the fact that Cao Cao's officialdom was better than Liu Bei's. Cao Cao's base was small and he had fewer people in charge. Moreover, after making preparations for unification, he vigorously launched a wave of officialdom and pulled many people away.
He was dismounted, but under Liu Bei's rule, things were fine. There were corrupt officials, but they could all do their jobs.
But next, Chen Xi will also rectify the administration of officials. In the past, because of the general environment, he could tolerate capable and not excessively corrupt officials, that is, officials who are really doing their jobs without blood on their greedy money. Now that the Central Plains is unified, Chen Xi
I don't intend to let these people go.
There are many people who can be officials, and the people below the vacant positions will be filled directly. The county magistrate will step down, the county magistrate will step in, the county magistrate will step down, the county magistrate will step in, the county magistrate will step down, the county magistrate will step in, the county magistrate will step down.
, subordinate officials will fill in. In short, there will be substitutes layer by layer. Let’s clean up the situation first and calm down the impetuousness in the officialdom.
"Then look at this posture." Liu Bei pointed at the people who had already stood up and said.
"Just go over and ask," Cao Cao said calmly, suppressing the irritability in his heart.
At this time, Chen Xi had already slipped over and asked, "Why did I do this great gift, but what grievances are there?"
Chen Xi and Liu Bei's thinking patterns are somewhat similar, but after coming here, Chen Xi found that these people must be living a pretty good life. There are men and women, old and young. Although they are a little tired, their faces are still rosy, and they are definitely not people who can't survive.
"There is no need for you to do this. We have no grievances. We just saw Mr. Yuan from a distance, so we greeted him with gifts and blessings." The skinny old man may have felt that Chen Xi's status was unusual, so he spoke respectfully. Chen Xi couldn't help but be stunned. This is
Fans of Yuan Shu?
"Highway, something happened to you." Hearing this, Chen Xi suddenly turned to Yuan Shu and said with a sinister smile.
As soon as these words came out, everyone involuntarily looked at Yuan Shu. Yuan Shu was stunned when he heard the words, and rode over on Gungun. He has not done anything harmful to the world recently. Could it be that someone is using his name to plunder people's wealth and wealth?
He should take the blame.
Yuan Shu is also a decent person, and he is the kind of guy who is very shameless, so as long as this guy opens his mouth, he has to hold on even if his face is swollen. Therefore, he can make anyone lose his dignity.
Who is doomed for life.
[If I catch who is causing trouble for me today, I will have to light a sky lantern for him.] Yuan Shu was heartbroken. He had finally found material that he could use to brag about recently, and now this happened.
Therefore, Yuan Shu didn't look very good when he came over, but he still managed to save some face in front of others, so after riding Pixiu over, he grinned an ugly smile at the group of people standing on the roadside.
"Where are you from, father-in-law? What grievances do you have?" Yuan Shu and Chen Xi asked in unison.
"Mr. Yuan is safe." When the old man saw Yuan Shu greeting him, he quickly saluted.
As soon as the old man spoke, Yuan Shu could tell that he was a fellow villager. There was no way in this era, when every village had its own accent and every hundred miles had its own customs, he could tell by the accent.
