The morning of the next morning was very lively from the beginning. For example, Chen Xi didn't want to go to the court at all and pretended to be sick. However, Chen Yun woke him up early. He ate some pastries and drank a bowl of porridge before hurriedly going there.
Chen Xi.
There is no doubt that Chen Xi belongs to the group that went relatively late. In fact, all the civil servants on Liu Bei's side came relatively late. When Chen Xi arrived, Cao Cao had already asked Liu Bei to hold a court meeting now. As for the blockbusters,
The generals under Sun Ce and Liu Bei didn't come. Cao Cao didn't care at all. Didn't he notice that the eldest princess didn't come either?
"Uh, I thought you weren't coming?" Liu Bei said as he looked at Chen Xi who appeared at the door and was poking his head, preparing to sneak over through the shadow of the Weiyang Palace.
"How could you not come?" Chen Xi said with a dry smile.
"Ha!" Liu Bei smiled and didn't say anything. It's what you say. It's best if you can come. It doesn't matter if you don't come. I think Xun Wenruo is also very useful.
Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xi and pulled Xun Yu back to his queue. He always felt that Liu Bei had some bad thoughts towards Xun Yu.
"Well, Shang Shu Pushe has arrived, let's get started." Cao Cao coughed lightly and said. Liu Bei and others nodded, indicating that it was almost time.
Only Chen Xi looked at the blank space of the military attache opposite and asked in confusion, "Where is that group of people? Sun Boxu is missing. He must be missing in the meeting."
"Well, Shang Shu Pu She, we can take charge of the meeting today." Zhang Zhao said awkwardly. Their boss was badly bombed yesterday, and his handsome cheeks were blown open. He had to admit that Zhang Xiu blew himself up.
The power is getting stronger and stronger.
"Oh~" Chen Xi said in a long voice, thinking that Sun Ce was already irritable after attending the court meeting, kicked the civil servant over, and then ran away or something.
"Now that everyone is here, let's get started." Cao Cao coughed twice and said.
"His Majesty hasn't arrived yet." Chen Xi looked at the empty seat and asked habitually, and then the whole audience fell silent. You looked at me, I looked at you, and finally they all looked at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao took a deep breath, showed the unique magnanimity of the Third Company, looked at Chen Xi with a strange smile, and said, "The eldest princess should still be sleeping peacefully. Generally speaking, the eldest princess doesn't attend court meetings very much. She will appear once every ten days.
Do you have any questions, Master Pushe?"
"No problem, no problem!" Chen Xi shook his head repeatedly, thinking if he had known that so many people would not go to court, I would not have come.
"Then let's get started!" Cao Cao coughed twice again, attracting everyone's attention, and said with a majestic expression. However, before Cao Cao could start the topic, various stinging whines came from outside Weiyang Palace.
At that moment, the veins on Cao Cao's forehead could not help but jump.
Soon, a group of bandaged military generals, led by Sun Ce and Gan Ning, walked up carrying a guy whose whole body was bandaged and could no longer be identified as a human being.
Of course, Gan Ning's image isn't very good either. You can almost see several large circles of bandages wrapped around his chest through his thin underwear. Sun Ce is even more unlucky, with only his eyes and ears visible on the upper half of his face.
, there are a bunch of unlucky children behind, all wrapped in bandages.
Cao Cao's eyelids jumped when he saw this scene. He knew without even thinking that the guy being held up by Gan Ning and Sun Ce was Zhang Xiu, but it was not easy to be so miserable. Even Huang Zhong and Zhang Fei, who did not attend,
Seeing this, I lamented again and again, it was really miserable.
"Wait a minute, we'll be there soon!" Sun Ce and Gan Ning walked to the position with Zhang Xiu, who was so bandaged that he couldn't even see his human form. Although it only took one shot to recover, no one wasted this medicine.
meaning in this regard.
"Is Boyuan's self-destruction so exaggerated?" Xiahou Dun said, pushing Xiahou Yuan.
"Probably." Xia Houyuan said with the corner of his mouth twitching twice.
"This is too exaggerated. With this power, I think I should also practice it." Zhang Fei looked at the group of unlucky children with admiration. Everyone was injured. Zhang Xiu was half dead and had bandages all over his body. The others were also seriously injured.
Good hands like Gan Ning, Tai Shi Ci, and Chen Dao were all seriously injured.
"This is a self-destruction. No matter how I look at their injuries, it doesn't look like they were caused by a self-explosion." Huang Zhong said with a strange look on his face, "Why is Marquis Wen missing?"
Sun Ce and Gan Ning held Zhang Xiu and threw them into their seats. They found their own seats and sat down. A group of other people also sat back in their seats one after another. Then the general's seats were basically filled, leaving only Lu Bu's.
location.
"Let's start, let's start, Marquis Wen won't come today." Sun Ce said, covering his face.
"Why did you make such a fuss?" Cao Cao glanced at Zhang Xiu who was twitching from time to time and asked, "Bo Yuan, this time the self-destruction is so powerful."
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"Self-destruction?" Zhang Xiu twitched twice, and said in a hoarse tone after being burned by fire, "They were completely beaten. They were all beaten like this by someone who didn't come."
"Asshole, if you weren't a retarded self-destructor, would we have been beaten by him?" Gan Ning immediately scolded Zhang Xiu, "What you call breaking the boundary, I believe you!"
Then, of course, a group of people started to criticize Zhang Xiu verbally and directly, regardless of whether they were in Weiyang Palace. Then Cao Cao and others finally completed the plot by relying on the curses of this group of people.
There is no problem that Zhang Xiu self-destructed. The problem is that this time when Zhang Xiu switched to water and fire attributes and self-destructed, Lu Bu was by his side, and the fierce flames directly burned Lu Bu.
It would have been too miserable, but Lu Bu couldn't resist being careless, and his hair was burned into a Mediterranean shape. He couldn't raise his crown high, so the highest part was burned off.
Everyone was rolled over by the explosion. When they got up, they saw Lu Bu with disheveled hair and the middle of his hair was blown into pieces. Lu Bu, who was originally rich and handsome and majestic in the world, has now become the Mediterranean. At that moment, no one has ever looked back.
god.
Then Gan Ning laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes. Sun Ce also laughed. Everyone present, except Zhang Xiu who was lying on the ground and already a corpse, was laughing like crazy.
So Gan Ning was beaten half to death, Sun Ce was also beaten half to death, and everyone present felt bad. The furious Lu Bu killed all the unlucky children, and finally roared and flew back to Chang'an. When they turned around, these people would
Zhang Xiu, who came back alive, was kicked in the circle.
"Hahaha, Lu Fengxian was blown bald, hahaha, I want to see it, I want to see it!" Zhang Fei almost rolled on the ground with laughter. If anyone wanted to say that he was not afraid of Lu Bu at all, Zhang Fei was one of them.
, "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have gone drinking yesterday. Such a great fun, hahahaha, I'll go check it out now."
As he said this, Zhang Fei was about to run away, but luckily he was stopped by Liu Bei, otherwise there would have been a big fun today. But just thinking about Lu Bu's image, many people in the court snickered, but they laughed so unbridled.
It was just Zhang Fei, and everyone else was tacitly snickering.
"Silence! There is a meeting in Weiyang Palace. Look at how you look. Do you still look like officials from the Han Dynasty? Why are you laughing?" Cao Cao suppressed a smile, took pictures of several cases, and said loudly. Originally, he should be presiding over the court meeting.
However, Chen Xi didn't want to do anything about Chen Xi's affairs, so he had to leave it to Cao Cao as usual.
Cao Cao's domineering power successfully suppressed the entire Weiyang front hall. Everyone stopped laughing, at least not as exaggerated as before. Then Cao Cao coughed twice and said, "Since..."
However, before he finished speaking, Huangfu Song came out of the side hall. Looking at the row of bandaged military attachés, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, "What is this, a private fight between officials and officials?"
Cao Cao was interrupted by Huangfu Song's words, but when he turned around and saw that it was Huangfu Song, he had no choice but to stop talking about convening a court meeting. After greeting Huangfu Song, he said, "Taifu came to attend the court meeting today. Something happened to the military attache."
, it became such a mess."
Huangfusong nodded and wanted to greet Chen Xi, but he didn't know where to start. He could only nod in the standard attitude of the previous generation boss, and then took a seat and sat down. Huangfusong's official position was actually a false position. The so-called veteran minister
You have to work hard to get through it.
The same is true for Huangfu Song. He has made great contributions. In the early days, he was a second-grade general who conquered the west. He also served as Guanglu doctor, Taichang and other nine ministers. Later, he became a chariot general and a Taiwei.
He was a highly respected minister. When Liu Tong came to power, he was promoted again and became a Taifu.
This is a false position, but it has a gold seal and purple ribbon. Although it has no real power, its status is slightly higher than Cao Cao and Liu Bei's three princes. However, it is really useless. There is not much actual power. It is just a respected status.
But Huangfusong was quite satisfied.
After listening to Cao Cao's explanation, Huangfu Song also understood what happened. He nodded and looked at the circle of bandaged young people. He felt deeply that the years had been ruthless. He was not so wasteful back then.
"I happened to have something to mention today, so I came to the meeting. Is the eldest princess coming today?" Huangfu Song asked a few questions, found a seat and sat down, then pointed to Guo Si outside the door, "That guy is
Shouldn't it be carried under the main hall?"
Immediately Guo Si bared his teeth at Huangfu Song. Cao Cao looked at Guo Si and thought that Liu Tong didn't deal with Guo Si, but just left. After thinking for a while, he asked someone to notify Guo Si to come in.
To be honest, Guo Bang is also a bitch. He hates going to court when he can go to court. After being kicked out by Liu Tong yesterday, he came to the palace gate early today, but was blocked by Zhao Yue. Then Guo Bang didn't leave, and just squatted there.
At the gate of Weiyang Palace, the imperial guards could not do anything to Guo Si.
After all, yesterday Liu Tong only asked the Imperial Guards to carry Guo Si outside and did not mention punishing Guo Si. Therefore, if Guo Si squatted outside Weiyang Palace and listened, it would be difficult for the Imperial Guards to drive him away.
After all, these imperial guards did not know who Guo Si was. They only knew that he was a prince, with a gold seal and purple ribbon, and that it was normal for him to go to court.
