"If you use this method one day and I catch you, just wait for me to deal with you!" Liu Bei said with a dark face.
Chen Xi laughed dryly. He was dumbfounded the moment Liu Tong exploded. Then he immediately sent a message to Han Qiong and asked Han Qiong if he could develop a similar thing. He had never thought that there was such a lazy way.
Chen Xi, I deeply admire Liu Tong’s imagination!
However, before Chen Xi could carry out this matter, Liu Beiji had already said with a dark face, I don't care what the mentality of my niece is for doing this, I don't know, but if you, Chen Zichuan, dare to do this, I will let you understand Hua'er
Why red.
Seeing Chen Xi's dry smile, Liu Bei shook his head repeatedly, knowing that Chen Xi was definitely tempted, but he just had to keep an eye on this kind of thing. Liu Bei really didn't believe that Chen Xi could create a phantom that could handle government affairs as well as himself.
Chen Xi smiled dryly and did not answer, but this idea had already appeared in his mind, and it could be said that he couldn't get rid of it. More importantly, Liu Bei made it very clear that if he was found using this method, he would definitely deal with it severely.
What if it can't be discovered?
Liu Bei didn't expect that his words not only failed to dispel Chen Xi's thoughts, but also gave Chen Xi more ideas. However, Liu Bei didn't pay much attention to Chen Xi. In his opinion, as long as he kept an eye on Chen Xi, it was unlikely that Chen Xi would do this.
Plant something.
After all, if Chen Xi can create a clone that can handle government affairs that Jia Xu and others need to handle with caution as quickly as Chen Xi, then Liu Bei will seize Chen Xi and divide them into hundreds, and then every county in the Han Dynasty will
Come on, the iron-bucket country will never change, steadily!
Chen Xi didn't know what Liu Bei's weird look meant when he left, but he also wanted to take advantage of it, and it was impossible to get rid of it as soon as he had the idea. Although Liu Bei's small look when he finally turned around was like a warning.
Chen Xi, I’m sure you are fishing, but if you fish like this, I will turn you into a fish.
But this feeling only lasted for a moment, and Chen Xi wiped it away. What are you afraid of? As long as you are brave, you can take a holiday every day and touch it. You can touch fish even if you are alive, and you will be touched even if you die. Don't be afraid!
Liu Bei turned to look at Cao Cao. At this time, Cao Cao was on the verge of rage. The beating blood vessels on his forehead made Liu Bei a little in awe.
"Cough, cough, cough, Meng De, turn off the fire, getting angry is not good for your health." Liu Bei smiled dryly to appease Cao Cao. Compared to Chen Xi's dry smile before, Liu Bei was even more embarrassed at this time.
The kind of thing Liu Tong did this time was, to put it more broadly, a disregard for the officials.
The ministers of this era at the end of the Han Dynasty still have a little bit of the aristocratic mentality of the ministers and officials in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. That is, if the king treats his ministers like brothers and feet, then the ministers will regard him as their heart and soul; if the king regards his ministers as dogs and horses, then the ministers will regard him as
The people of the country: if the king regards his ministers as dirt, then the ministers will regard him as a bandit.
What Liu Tong did today, in a big way, means that a king treats his ministers like dirt. Cao Cao is not only furious now, but even if he turns around and fights Liu Tong for this matter, what he said is morally flawed at most, not
Totally unjustifiable.
Of course, speaking from a young age, it means that my child is a little naughty, and he didn’t get into trouble, right? Look at the accurate results before, eh, but, there are no mistakes, right?
After all, she is a daughter. Since ancient times, who has the same requirements for princesses as the emperor?
Liu Bei with this kind of mentality is much more stable than Cao Cao. Although the scene of Liu Tong turning into white smoke also calmed Liu Bei, it is completely different from Cao Cao's state of being on the verge of cerebral hemorrhage and transforming into Xianglin's wife, at least.
Liu Bei can still laugh.
Of course, the worst person here is not Cao Cao, but Yuan Da, who is holding his heart and twitching continuously. Of course, he has been twitching for so long. In fact, everyone knows that Yuan Da is fine. It can only be said that the blow was a bit heavy, but it was not fatal.
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In fact, how should I put it? It was actually very fatal. Under normal circumstances, if Liu Tong disappeared suddenly, Yuan Da would have suffered a cardiac arrest on the spot and died suddenly there.
It’s just that this time the matter was too big. Although Yuan Da’s heart stopped for a moment, he stared at the white eyes with wide eyes and held on to his last breath. Old Yuan’s kingdom was about to be within easy reach. He stretched out his claws.
You can touch it. You must not die now. You must live on. You must live on.
At that time, Yuan Da's situation was just like the group of veterans from previous generations yesterday. The huge surprise at the Ganges River Granary made more than half of them capsize, and the remaining ones who were still alive were as excited as if they had been on stimulants.
Get up, and those who capsized the boat, even if they are lying on the hospital bed, said that they must go to the Ganges River to get it.
The same goes for Yuan Da. I can't die, and I absolutely can't die now. The kingdom of the old Yuan family is right in front of me. Therefore, even if he suffers from cardiac arrest, throws himself on the street, and twitches on the spot, Yuan Da will not close his eyes for life and death. The people around him are like this.
He was always panicking and shouting to call the imperial doctor for help.
Hearing Liu Bei's words, Cao Cao's veins burst out in his forehead, and he looked at Liu Bei with a ferocious expression, "Xuande, I want to get rid of the noble concubine. It's okay if I don't take advantage of the virtuous and virtuous concubine. If you dare to do such a thing, the eldest princess will let you go."
She taught her badly, and this is the beginning of disaster for the country and the people."
The corner of Liu Bei's mouth twitched, and he just didn't know how to answer. The emperor of the old Liu family, a good man with a good man's style, eats all, and the princess is a man who raises noodles, and eats all, multiple
Liu Bei, who likes women, doesn't think there is any problem.
Being in bed does not affect the affairs of the government. If you like women, just like them. No one dares to collect the princess's tax anyway, but today's is indeed a bit too naughty and a bit too much.
"Ahem..." Liu Bei thought that this matter should be punished with a small punishment or a big warning. It would be too much to abolish the imperial concubine. Regardless of the current situation, Liu Bei was still willing to follow Cao Cao's words.
"Abolish the imperial concubine?" Liu Yu said with a dark face, "You are more reliable in punishing the eldest princess than in abolishing the imperial concubine. Who can protect the eldest princess if you abolish the imperial concubine? She is an immortal who protects the princess, not the harem toy you think of.
Or are you looking for a fairy?"
Liu Yu's words were like a basin of cold water poured down on him. Cao Cao calmed down instantly. This was no longer a question of abolishing the imperial concubine, but a question of education.
"Repair books, Dongguan repairs books, including the imperial concubine. Hundreds of thousands of volumes of classics will definitely wash away the princess's stubborn heart." Cao Cao said angrily, suppressing his headache.
Even when he was so angry, Cao Cao never thought of getting rid of Liu Tong. On the one hand, there is indeed no suitable candidate now, and on the other hand, Liu Tong is indeed very suitable for the current situation.
"Let's wait for the princess and the concubine to come over first." Liu Yu nodded, acquiescing to this fact. In fact, everyone knew that today, more than half of the blame was on Liu Tong, and the remaining half was on Si Niang's head. What's more,
If so, I'm afraid it can only mean that the teaching is not strict and the teacher is lazy.
"Find a teacher for the princess and the noble concubine. Although your highness has a good temperament and good materials, he has experienced the chaos in Luoyang and Chang'an and wasted the best time to study. If there is guidance, it will not be like this!" Cao Cao listened to Liu Yu
If so, he would make a prompt decision, but looking at Cao Cao's gritted teeth, you knew that Cao Cao most likely wanted to find a devil teacher for Liu Tong.
"That's fine." Liu Bei nodded, and Liu Yu also casually agreed.
In fact, Liu Yu sneered in his heart. Even if there was no Luoyang Chang'an Rebellion, Liu Tong's education was not neglected and would still be like this to this day. The education method of the Han family princess was just the same. She couldn't be beaten or scolded. After all,
That's a princess, not a prince!
On the other side of the back hall of Weiyang Palace, when Liu Tong's clone turned into white smoke, Si Niang suddenly woke up, and then shook Liu Tong awake in a panic.
"Wake up, wake up, we're finished." Si Niang grabbed Liu Tong, who was lying on the big bed and rested, and shouted in a panic. At this time, there were only two of them in the back hall of Weiyang Palace, and all the maids and attendants were arrested.
The previous fakes were deceived.
"Let me sleep a little longer, I'm so sleepy." Liu Tong said sleepily, stretched out his hand and took it out from the quilt, waved it in front of Si Niang, and then dropped it on the bed, continuing to be confused.
"Ah, we are about to finish, your clone suddenly exploded!" Si Niang said frantically, "What should I do, what should I do, why did it explode? It should be very strong!"
"Explode..." Liu Tong spoke in a long voice while talking in his sleep. However, he woke up suddenly in the middle of the sentence. Then he jumped up from the bed and faced Si Niang directly, "What did you just say? I didn't."
Listen clearly!"
"It exploded, it's over, your clone exploded..." Si Niang grabbed her hair and said frantically, "How is it possible? It's obviously very strong, why did it explode?"
"It's over, it's all over..." At this moment, Liu Tong's reaction was even more intense than Si Niang's. The moment he confirmed this fact, his eyes became hollow and he looked at the opposite side blankly.
"Ah ah ah, this is impossible, why did it explode? It's obviously stronger than you!" Si Niang didn't understand the current situation at all, and still expressed her incomprehension.
"Ah, I'm going to die, ah ah!" Liu Tong cried, but soon Liu Tong showed off the momentum of a strong woman and commanded Si Niang, who was still thinking about why she exploded, and said, "Ah, hurry up
Run, Si Niang, hurry up and pack your clothes, I'll change my clothes, let's run!"
It's impossible not to run away. If she is caught at this time, I'm afraid she will be the most embarrassing princess in the history of the Han Dynasty. What should I do?
"Run?" Si Niang didn't turn around and asked after a while, "Tongtong, how do you think we can run?"
"Run on two legs. Run out of Weiyang Palace and just find a place to hide. Aren't you an immortal? It's easy to run away with me." Liu Tong said hurriedly while changing clothes.
"But I don't know the way either." Si Niang touched her cheek and said shyly.
"You can fly wherever you want," Liu Tong said nonchalantly.
"But the military officers in Weiyang Palace are better than me." Si Niang's answer cut off Liu Tong's last escape route. At this moment, Liu Tong suddenly realized how stupid he was for believing in Si Niang!
