Chapter 505: The green officials appear, the demons cry
not good!
Xiao Chen dodged away immediately, and a huge heavy object fell down and hit the ground.
boom!
Amidst the splashing of earth and rocks, Xiaochen could clearly see the falling objects.
That's an ape!
When the ape landed, he immediately roared, beat his chest, and punched Xiaochen.
The black fluffy fist was so fast that Xiaochen didn't expect it, and was immediately brushed against his shoulder by the fist, sending his whole body spinning and flying out.
hiss-
Just as Xiao Chen stood firm, a python sprang out from the jungle, opened its mouth and bit it, without giving Xiao Chen a chance to react.
The python's fangs stabbed hard, as if it was about to crush its prey.
Xiaochen knew that he could not fight with the little boy, so he immediately threw him out.
A goshawk swooped down, originally coming towards Yuan Xiaochen, but after seeing the little boy, it immediately grabbed the little boy.
The sharp claws seemed to be illuminated, shining with terrifying light under the refraction of the sun.
But just when the claws were about to catch the little boy, the sleeping little boy suddenly turned over and easily escaped.
One goshawk failed, and the second goshawk immediately swooped down and grabbed the little boy.
The little boy rolled twice this time and easily avoided the attack again.
No matter how many goshawks there are, the result is the same. The little boy seems to be teasing them and evades easily every time. Even if the goshawks attack together, there will be one reason or another that makes the little boy avoid them.
Then, Yuan Xiaochen saw little Baize rolling around while sleeping, with goshawks chasing tenacious prey, which looked very funny.
However, Xiaochen also breathed a sigh of relief, and then set his sights on the giant snake.
At this moment, Xiao Chen's body was taller than an adult's. The skin all over his body had turned blue, his fangs had grown out, and his whole body was covered with red lines.
Holding the world-destroying sword, Xiaochen held up the giant python's mouth and chopped it off!
A red light flashed, as if blood-colored lightning was swimming inside the giant python. Finally, the snake's gallbladder exploded, the blood light scattered, and the giant python was torn in half.
Xiaochen was bathed in the blood light and turned to look at the charging ape.
Apes instinctively sense danger and immediately avoid it.
With a flash of red light, the ape's tail was chopped off.
The ape roared angrily and immediately fled in panic.
Xiaochen was stunned and did not pursue it.
Instead, he rushed towards Xiao Baize.
Let's see when Little Baize rolls into a blind corner and is surrounded by more than a dozen goshawks. This time, no matter where Bai Ze rolls, he will be caught.
A dozen goshawks flapped their wings and rushed toward Xiaobai Ze, who had no way to retreat, but they didn't realize that a red light had already reached them.
As more than a dozen goshawks flew up, their heads all left their bodies, and pillars of blood gushed out like fountains.
A figure stepped through the blood and picked up Xiao Baize.
"Master, you are so awesome!" The little devil emerged from his schoolbag with bright eyes, but his hair suddenly exploded when he saw his master holding someone else's beast.
He immediately rushed over and got into Xiaochen's arms.
"Little devil, what are you doing?"
Xiaochen put the little boy back on the ground, then pulled the little devil's tail and asked.
The little devil cried loudly: "Master, don't you want me anymore? You used to always praise others for their roundness, but now you don't praise them anymore, and you still hug other people's beasts."
Xiaochen: "..." You are already very round, do you need to praise me?
Seeing the little devil, he almost squeezed out tears. He said against his will, "You are very round", which finally calmed down this little devil who was always sulking.
"Who are you!?" At this time, someone walked out of the village, holding farm tools in his hands. He seemed to be a farmer.
The little devil turned invisible in an instant. Xiaochen picked up the tearful symbol of the little boy and ran for two steps. Then he cried loudly: "Brother, you will be fine. Big brother, please save my brother. My brother is in the water."
I have been suffocating for a long time, and now I am almost dying."
A group of people came out, led by a young man.
The young man was dressed in green clothes and walking forward with his hands behind his back. He looked extraordinary at first glance.
But why are the people here wearing ancient costumes?
Could it be that a TV series is being filmed here?
That’s not right. Why don’t you have a camera when filming a TV series?
Although many unscrupulous film crews now use invisible cameras to film tourists without their knowledge, showing the tourists' reactions when faced with such situations.
Although the crew will communicate with tourists afterwards, this situation can easily make people look embarrassed.
For example, someone encountered this situation in an ancient costume village. The person thought that he had traveled through time. He said that he had salt craftsmanship and that he was proficient in poetry, lyrics, and songs. He also recited a song about drinking wine on the spot.
As a result, the actor almost burst out laughing.
The man thought he was a country man who didn't understand anything, and acted incomprehensible. How could anyone but an ordinary person understand it?
In the end, the man left in despair, not to mention how embarrassing he was!
After the variety show aired, this series became popular immediately.
After it became popular, this series became popular, because everyone knew the routine and no one fell for it.
Then this column became popular.
But it has been many years, and who knows if the variety show will make a comeback.
Xiaochen also heard about it when he was acting.
"Master, that young man is a little weird. I always feel that his breath is familiar. I seem to have seen him somewhere?" The little devil fell into deep thought again.
His brain had never been so difficult to use before. This time, he not only had to accept his own long memory, but also had to serve as the carrier of his master's memory. The rotation speed of his brain was already extremely slow.
The villagers were dressed completely different from the young man. They held knives and forks in their hands and followed the young man.
When the young man saw Xiaochen, he frowned slightly, sniffed his nose, and then looked towards the river.
There was a large stain of blood and the remains of some monster beasts.
"Did you kill them all?" The young man in green frowned and looked at Yuan Xiaochen with a sharper look.
Xiaochen shook his head decisively and said: "No, I just woke up and this is what happened. Big brother, please see how my brother is doing. Is his life in danger?"
The young man in green shirt ignored the two children and walked straight to the scene of the monster's death.
Just when Xiaochen thought that this young man would not help them, the young man said: "Take them back."
On the way to the mountain village, the little devil suddenly thought of something and shouted: "Master, I remembered. Master, wait for me, don't walk so fast."
Xiao Chen and Xiao Bai Ze were locked in a small dark room filled with firewood.
"Master, how could these people be so outrageous, and how could the young official do this to the master?" The little devil walked around in the dark room several times, becoming more and more angry as he thought about it.
"Qing Li? Are you talking about the young man in green shirt? If I read correctly, it should be a zombie." Maybe he is a big zombie himself, so he is very sensitive to the zombie's aura.
"He was originally your follower, but later you personally drove him away. What happened to you, master, three years ago? You have experienced a lifetime, but you have never felt anxious, as if it is about to disappear, and he said
Some weird words."
Xiaochen remained silent. Although he had some guesses, he couldn't say anything.
The little devil realized that he had asked too many questions, so he immediately shut up and went around in circles.
Suddenly, the little devil's stomach growled.
Hunger seemed to be contagious, and after a while, another cooing sound came from the little boy.
Xiaochen opened his backpack and took out three large bowls of self-heating instant noodles and three bottles of mineral water.
Xiaochen poured two bowls, then took out some secret ingredients from his pocket and put them in, and then put two ham sausages in each.
The little devil was so happy that he came to get it, but Xiao Chen glared back.
"Make it yourself!" Xiao Chen pushed the unopened bowl of instant noodles in front of the little devil, and then looked at Xiao Baize.
The little devil struggled to support himself.
"Aren't you hungry? Why don't you come over and eat." This was definitely not the little devil he was talking about, because the little devil who rushed over excitedly had already been swatted away by Xiao Chen.
Little devil:o(╥﹏╥)o
There is a new person and the old one is forgotten. Master, you have changed!
Xiao Chen ignored the little devil and only looked at Xiao Baize: "Are you still pretending? If you don't eat, you really won't have the strength to fight with me. Then I can turn you into a zombie for the rest of your life.
, just serve me!"
The little boy jumped up and glared angrily at Xiaochen, baring his teeth. He was no longer as calm as before.
Although he has not received the knowledge inheritance from his father, he is not stupid. He knows very well that if he is controlled, his subjects will never be able to stand up.
It is better to die than to be enslaved by the enemy!
"Come, let's eat." If the conditions are simple, then they should be simple. Although the young official couldn't help himself, there was nothing he could do about it.
Who made him look like this? No one has ever seen him!
No one wants to face the appearance of a child.
Xiaochen felt that the original owner simply felt that he was embarrassed to see others like this, so he ordered all his subordinates to disband.
Sometimes you shouldn’t think about complexity, because the simpler it is, the closer it is to the truth!
Just like the little devil now, his inner story is very complicated. He always feels that his master doesn't want him anymore.
The little boy thought more complicatedly. He always felt that this unruly man wanted to harm me. Was there poison in the bowl? Or was there zombie blood in it?
"I won't eat your food." The little boy was determined.
But that determination completely shattered when Xiaochen opened the lid of the bowl.
A special aroma filled the air and ignited the entire dark room.
The meaty aroma of ham sausage and Xiaochen's secret spices fill the texture of the instant noodles, as if you were in a hot spring in Antarctica for a moment, pursuing that excitement and no regrets.
The little boy didn't want to eat, he really didn't think about eating.
But his body seemed to be out of control, and he walked up to Xiao Chen obediently, then squatted down, picked up a bowl, and opened the lid of the bowl without caring whether it was hot or not, and started licking it.
This time, the little boy did not lose consciousness, but this was more embarrassing than losing consciousness.
Xiao Baize wanted to control his body, but found that he couldn't control it at all, and the more he tried to control it, the more out of control his body became.
The only thing he can do is witness all this.
But as the noodle soup was licked into the mouth, a sense of familiarity invaded the whole body, and there was only one word left in the brain: "Eat!"
Two words to express: "delicious!"
Four words to sum it up: “It’s so delicious!”
Six words of aftertaste: "I want another bowl!"
The little devil burst into tears as he ate the tasteless, meatless and fragrant instant noodles in his bowl.