The man in this video is really playing the piano to a cow. Is there anything hotter?
What do you mean? Look at my post, he is grabbing the dog’s two front legs and dancing with it. This is a god!
Have you ever seen a pig kissing? Look! The pigs blushed.
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As I browsed through the posts, the big black dog grinned from the corners of his mouth to his ears, not to mention how happy he was.
He excitedly clicked the send button, and then an annoying pop-up window popped up.
"Dear visitors, if you want to join our psychiatric family, you need to register as a member."
The big black dog took one look at the video on his phone and immediately started to move like crazy as if he had been given a shot of blood.
Within a moment, registration is complete!
The big black dog was extremely excited and clicked the publish icon again.
Then another pop-up window appeared.
"Dear registered members, if you want to send video posts, you need to be an elder member. You can choose to log in for 100 consecutive days. If you want to experience the benefits of elder membership immediately, you can directly click on the lower right corner to activate the membership."
The big black dog is confused. He just wants to share his happiness. Why is it so difficult?
But he has already reached this point, so he can't quit midway, right? Otherwise, wouldn't all his previous efforts be in vain?
Baring his teeth, the big black dog decided to take action immediately.
The phone doesn't belong to him anyway, so the money spent on it has nothing to do with him.
Click the activate button and a brand new payment page will appear.
"Dear registered members, do you want to top up this one-day luxury membership worth 888 yuan? Or this seven-day luxury membership worth 899 yuan? Or this lifetime luxury membership worth 19,999 yuan?"
The big black dog did not hesitate this time and directly chose the most valuable one.
Then pay and confirm.
Immediately afterwards, the payment was successful and the deduction was successful.
The interface has changed. The original login URL has been replaced by hundreds of garbled characters. The originally simple, noisy and low-quality URL with advertisements disappeared instantly. The pale background page has also undergone earth-shaking changes. The dazzling golden background is enough to show the nobility of the login user.
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"Is there anyone new?"
"There hasn't been a new person in this place for many years. Please post some photos soon. I want to see what the new person looks like."
"You're new! You came from that abandoned junk website. It's really strange! It's a scam website at first glance, but you can actually upgrade to a membership? Is this because your brain has been kicked by a donkey?"
"What website address? Where did this newcomer come from?"
"Where else can it come from? Is it the website we originally created? I heard that it costs 19,999 yuan for a luxury membership, but it must be the first time a new user registers with a new machine, and the payment must be completed within ten minutes before you can enter our website.
This circle."
"You mean that mental illness forum? Let me go, what is this?"
The website automatically captured the photo of the big black dog and completed the entry.
So many people on the website have seen the big black dog sticking out its tongue.
"I went, it shocked me, brother, it's amazing! You can actually change the situation and use a photo of a silly dog to block the sneak shots of the website. This is a wonderful trick. Why didn't I think of it at the beginning? It's still the same picture now.
Alas, I can’t even replace it.”
It seems that the website also noticed something was wrong, and immediately took hundreds of photos of the big black dog, and without exception, the result was a stupid dog.
"Wow! Why has the website changed color? Forget it, just send it out. Having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone."
Big Black Dog simply operated and sent the video.
Then, the entire website was paralyzed by the sudden influx of views.
Big Black Dog wanted to review the video on the website, but found that it could no longer be opened.
Its tail was raised in anger, and it had a ferocious look on its face. What was going on? Are you trying to cheat it out of money?
However, he soon discovered the message below the video, which almost seemed to overwhelm the entire server.
"My little brother is so handsome!"
"This ancient costume is amazing! The white clothes are the most beautiful in the world. I have been chasing her for a long time. Is this a celebrity?"
"I took a screenshot and am recording the screen. I can't let the little brother in the video be blocked by the website. I want to keep him."
"I want to give him a monkey, little brother, let's flirt with each other!"
The big black dog giggled again, but turned to its back and frowned again.
"Crazy! What's going on? Why is the video gone? I just saw a bed. Can anyone tell me what happened just now? I want to watch the next one!"
"What's going on with this post? It was just squeezed in and then it's gone?"
"The original poster is awesome! He posted a video as soon as he came in. Doesn't he take the website seriously?"
"You guys upstairs, didn't you see that the original poster has only been online for less than a minute?"
"I've finished watching this video. It's nothing. Why is it blocked?"
"Upstairs, I caught you. Send me a private message of the screen recording. I want my little brother."
When the big black dog saw that the number of messages exceeded 10,000 in an instant, his eyebrows flew up again and he almost started dancing!
Its unusual behavior attracted Yuan Chen's attention. It would be too difficult not to pay attention!
This guy would be furious and barking at one moment, laughing with excitement at another, tut-tutting with excitement at another, and smacking his lips with regret at another.
Anyway, Yuan Chen is eyeing Heizun.
He is busy trying to figure out the future. What does this guy want to do?
"Gouzi, is this my mobile phone you have?"
Yuan Chen has the memory of his clone. He came from the future, so he naturally knows that Xia is a P100 million PRO mobile phone.
This mobile phone and the others were destroyed, only his one remained.
But later, the phone was lost.
It seems that it was moved by the big black dog.
"How did you know the location of that information?"
Yuan Chen was alert. He seemed to have met the big black dog before. He was very puzzled at first. Now he knows that the place is extremely extraordinary and it is not easy to find it.
"I learned by chance that if you hadn't been so scared that I ran away, I wouldn't have discovered that place by accident."
Yuan Chen suddenly became busy. Several futures actually wanted to escape. How is this possible?
Ignoring the big black dog, Yuan Chen began to fight against the future with all his strength.
Smash their way out and leave them with no choice but to confront him head-on.
"Have you lived for so long that you have forgotten what it feels like to face an enemy head-on? In that case, let me review it for you!"
Under the camera, the young man's white clothes look like blood, his black hair looks like light, and life shows infinite power in his hands.
Although the camera couldn't capture the dark road, the changes could be seen through the boy's smile.
After finishing the filming of Big Black Dog, I felt that my skills had improved a lot. I returned to the website excitedly, but another pop-up window appeared, which read: "Dear luxury VIP member, because you are suspected of improper guidance.
Your account has been blocked due to your comments. I hope we can meet again in the future. The account will be unblocked for 1000 years."
Big black dog: "?"
After closing the pop-up window, the big black dog saw that the post had also been deleted, and immediately became furious. I remember trembling all over and having black dog hair standing on end.
What the hell!?
What did I post?
Why didn't you remind me when you posted it? After you posted it and someone read it, if you stop, is it too much?
The big black dog also got angry, and he insisted on breaking up with this website.
Just when he was about to create a new account, he suddenly discovered that in the lower right corner of the account suspension countdown, there was a line of very, very small words. An ordinary person would have to use a magnifying glass to see it, but who is the big black dog? He just said:
Not human!
There is nothing to say about my good eyes, I can see it at a glance.
"Dear luxury users, in view of your wealthy status, the website has specially launched a luxury package. You only need to spend one hundred yuan a day to reduce the number of days to unblock. You are welcome to use it again."
I directly clicked on the small words and typed 1,000 times in a row, and finally the recharge page appeared. This time the page was normal.
You can freely choose the number of days to unblock, there are no so many routines, just follow the rules.
"Dear user, please follow the rules and enter the number of days you want to unblock in the small box in the lower left corner, and click OK to make the payment."
The big black dog entered a lot of 1's and 0's without hesitation. It didn't go into details, but when it came to the final payment, the numbers were always exaggerated.
"Hello, distinguished local gold luxury super VIP user, since your recharge has reached the upper limit, this website has set you as the first krypton gold boss. No matter what kind of video comments you send, the website will not treat you again.
In case of account suspension, this website promises that if the website does not go down, your account will be retained permanently and will never be banned!"
Big Black Dog didn't notice at all that his account had flashed Tuhao Gold, which was completely different from other luxury users.
The post it sent before also reappeared, and the entire post also turned into rich gold, with red, bold and bold fonts, completely attracting everyone.
"Here I go, the original poster Niupai actually impressed the website!"
"Master Niu Pi, how did you do it? Teach me."
"Didn't you notice that the title of the original poster has changed?"
"Wow, rich gold!? We all just have ordinary white fonts, why is the original poster so special?"
"A bunch of little fools, you guys went out to see who is the top money-spinning player on the website right now! I can't believe it. I've only been online for two hours and you've already become the top money-spinning player. What kind of hand speed is this?"
"I just came back. It's terrible. The difference between second place and first place is huge."
"Is that the difference between cloud and mud? That's the distance between the universe and dust."
"I really can't believe it! This money can probably buy the entire website, right? The original poster is awesome, please support me!"
"The original poster is Niupai, please support me!"
"The video has been restored and can be watched!"
"I would like to ask weakly, is the little brother in the video the original poster himself? If so, please accept me!"
The big black dog looked up to the sky and howled. It felt so good. This feeling made it intoxicated.
Sure enough, if you are alone for a long time, you need more people to make it lively.
After releasing the new video, he immediately attracted a group of fans.