Chapter 280 Our human species has a very short lifespan
In the past, it would have had thousands of ways to torture this damn lunatic.
You can even directly mentally control the other party and complete a transaction!
But now, the power penetrated by [Long-cherished Wish] is too limited, and it does not have enough ability to interfere with the mental will of this madman - especially, this madman is quite strong.
Zhang Ming felt happy, and the more he scolded, the more energetic he became, and he viciously cursed the devil—for two whole hours!!
This was the first time that the dark red flame encountered such a madman-like intelligent creature. At first, he pretended to be calm and calm, but later, Zhang Ming's insults like a machine gun made the flame tremble.<
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Under Lao Zhang's insults, [Long-cherished Wish] kept changing its shape, trying to find a way to break the situation...
The best solution I finally came up with was: give up this crazy psychopath and replace him with an agent!!
But it... has no choice!
It tried its best to penetrate this ray of power into this world.
If you don’t seize this opportunity, will you have to wait until the year of the monkey and the month of the horse?
[So your wish is: let me get out? I can fulfill your wish... I can get out and never appear in front of you again. You only need to pay a small price.]
Before it could finish speaking, Zhang Ming immediately started talking nonsense without even answering the question: "What, the third level of turtle power?!"
【Long-cherished Wish】:【Please use normal language to describe your logically understandable wish.】
"The young monk was shocked and roared, don't bully young people into poverty!!"
【Long-cherished wish】:......
"The little monk and the turtle fought passionately and talked nonsense."
【Long-cherished wish】:......
Suddenly, the dark red flame sensed that Zhang Ming was about to wake up from his dream, and rushed forward, pressing towards Zhang Ming's mind!
Zhang Ming laughed loudly without panicking, and a purple electric light flashed in his hand.
With a "pop" sound, lightning directly opened the dream space.
There was a sound like glass breaking, and the entire dream world collapsed quickly.
In the next second, he suddenly popped out of that strange dream!
Zhang Ming opened his eyes suddenly, gasping for air, and found that he was lying on the bed, with a cold sweat breaking out on his body.
I checked my property panel and carefully checked my whole body, but I didn't find anything serious.
I walked out of the room in a good mood and started a new day!
"Hahahaha,"
"Sheep Mama, save me!"
"The guy came to my door and was scolded by me!"
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Regarding the matter of the Demon God [Long-cherished Wish], Zhang Ming did not dare to reveal it to the Honggang people. For important matters involving his life, he could only seek help from the old sheep head and told the strange things in his dream in detail.
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"I'm so panicked! What should I do if it crazily retaliates against me?"
"Old Sheep Head, do you have any life-saving skills? Please teach me quickly! Otherwise, the monster will come to this world!"
In the silent environment, the old sheep-head was stunned. When this mythical beast known for its erudition heard the Arabian Nights, he would inevitably wonder if there was something wrong with his hearing.
There was no reaction for half a minute, as if he was completely dead.
"I'm really scared!"
I'm more fucking scared than you are!
Bai Ze's bloodless mouth opened wide. Listening to Zhang Ming's endless complaints, he felt an incomparable sense of absurdity in his heart.
You scolded that devil, and you scolded him for a whole two hours... and you were actually scared?
Wait... this guy actually insulted [Long-cherished Wish]?!
I can’t save you, so say goodbye!
The more Bai Ze thought about it, the more he felt that this guy was extremely talented and daring.
Even if he is a born god and a six-blind person, when he mentions [long-cherished wish], he is only angry and hateful, but also with a hint of helplessness.
The six-blind man who has been manipulated his whole life has no way to take revenge on [Long-cherished Wish].
Others who know about the existence of [Long-cherished Wish] often remain silent, saying that they don’t know anything.
A wise devil, so wise!
Even if you are restricted by your own rules, you can be killed casually within the rules. Who dares to talk about it?
But, this guy dares!
Not only did he dare to talk about it, but he also insulted her viciously. He was so addicted to it that he couldn't help himself. He said "I'm scared" and the happiness in his body overflowed.
"Hey! Did you hear that?" Zhang Ming found the old sheep head in a daze and shouted quickly.
Bai Ze trembled, vaguely afraid of this madman.
Of course there is no other way.
Because all the information it knows is learned from the mouths of the "Six Blinds".
Even the "Six Blinds" and "Long-cherished Wish" are not directly related to each other. The "Six Blinds" were born after the "Eye Clan" traded with "Long-cherished Wish".
The current Zhang Ming relationship is a direct transaction, or... there is no transaction between the two parties.
"Hey, Old Sheep Head, can I leave the abyss?"
"Now this guy's power to infiltrate is very limited. As long as I refuse the transaction, it can't do anything to me. Whether I can leave or not, you have to give me a clear reply!! I insulted it, there shouldn't be any adverse consequences, right?
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Faced with Zhang Ming's question, Bai Ze was very confused. It didn't know the correct answer at all. The demon [Long-cherished Wish] was so cunning and weird that no matter how cautious it was, it couldn't be treated with too much caution.
But obviously, if it doesn't let Lao Zhang out, this bold guy might do something bad.
What's more, [Long-cherished Wish] has very little penetration power at the moment. As long as there is no transaction, the problem is indeed... not big?
"You can also insult it, and play with it when you are in a bad mood." Shimama had a bad idea on the side, "You can make a wish viciously, let it turn into a beautiful girl, and let it whip you."
"You bitch, you are so brave! If you dare to play with the devil, be careful it takes out your soul and burns it on the flames every day." Zhang Ming cursed.
"I, Emperor Shimama, really don't dare to make a wish." Shitou said with fear, "I also don't dare to insult you."
Zhang Ming nodded seriously: "Let's do this. From today on, I will call myself Shimama. When I meet [Long-cherished Wish] next time, I will deliberately say that Shimama wants to make a wish. You will be responsible for this big cause and effect."
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The smelly stone roared angrily in the sea: "You can't do this, your conscience is greatly damaged!"
It always feels that it is perverted enough, but it always feels that its perversion is actually infected by Zhang Ming. Its essence is an honest and responsible old turtle.
But Lao Zhang doesn’t care.
If [Long-cherished Wish] really comes to visit, it will happen in who knows how many years. I, Lao Zhang, will have died long ago with no ashes left... Even if you whip my corpse, I won’t feel anything.
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If you resurrect me and whip my corpse, I will still make a profit.
The red light in the pupils of the goat head bloomed, and I always felt that something was wrong. Why are these guys so crazy?
"Let's do this...Yangmama, if you feel unsafe, you can follow us and leave the abyss together."
"If you just watch me from the side, won't it be over?"
"Anyway, I can't reach any deal with it. You can supervise me and see how I train this guy."
"I...grave..."
Bai Ze said that he would stay here and guard this abyss.
Zhang Ming waved his hand: "When the seal is repaired, our abyss will be the most stable one. Why is there no need to keep guarding it?"
"The Demonic Sea is so vast, and there are more than just one abyss. There must be many unguarded abyss, right?"
"You've been staying here to sleep and haven't done anything. If the seal is broken, you won't repair it. The six-blind remains were stolen by monsters and you can't get them back... It makes it seem like you have made a great contribution.
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Bai Ze was extremely ashamed. It really hadn't done anything particularly important, that is, the power of [Long-cherished Wish] had seeped in and it just wanted to evaporate the sea water.
But if the seal is not damaged, no demonic power will penetrate.
This causal relationship cannot be reversed.
Zhang Ming added: "One day in the future, I will die of old age and you will come back... As a species like ours, our lifespan is very short."
"Of course, if you miss the master, you can come back anytime."
"If you put this abyss here, you won't be able to escape. Your master doesn't want you to stay in this dark place all the time, right?"
"Don't you want to see the new world outside? All of us are gone, and you can only stay here alone."
Shitou, the humble servant, mocked: "The sheep in this cave says it's guarding the tomb, but it's actually just sleeping... It's lying to itself!"
"I really envy these guys who can move me!"
Bai Ze was furious!
But I heard Zhang Ming say: "You can't speak so harshly, you know? Only by touching yourself can you touch others."
One of these two guys is a good guy, and the other is a bad guy. They are weird and have no moral character of respecting the old and caring for the young.
"For so many years, there is no credit but hard work. If it weren't for the information provided by Bai Ze, I might have been seduced by [Long-cherished Wish]. Who wouldn't be tempted by a universal wishing machine?"
"Wait a minute, what if it turns into a beautiful girl and puts on a beige sweater? Maybe I'm really tempted."
Shi Mama was shocked: "What if that monster eavesdrops! Zhang Mama, bring an ax next time, chop off the sweater, and kill your own demons!"
"That makes sense. Anyway, my first girlfriend is already an aunt, so just cut her off and that's it!"
Bai Ze:......
This world may be too complicated for it to understand - if the creatures in the outside world are as crazy as these two guys, the devil... seems to be no big deal?
No, no, no, you shouldn’t think like this, this is mental pollution!
The unconscious Bai Ze shook his head violently.
It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.
If you stay lonely all the time and keep company with irrational monsters from the abyss, you can tolerate it and just keep sleeping.
But now that I have enjoyed the excitement, it will be really unbearable to suddenly become deserted.
Bai Ze remained silent and did not speak.
Its loyalty does not allow it to agree so quickly!
But it doesn't matter, Zhang Ming has a hundred years to let the old sheep head slowly change his mind.
