Chapter 342 Haha, the rescue team is here to save me!
"The rescue team... still haven't come to save me?"
"I'm going to die, and you still haven't come to save me!!!" Zhang Ming saw the boat of people pointing in the distance, but didn't come to rescue for a long time. He felt sad and cursed the human race. What a stinking mess.
Shit.
As for Calabash, she had long heard the conversation of the people on the boat. She didn’t want to expose herself as a talking monster, so she turned into an ordinary calabash pendant and hung it on Zhang Ming’s belt.
"If the rescue team doesn't come to save me, I will abandon the dark side and join the bright side and go to Honggang Civilization! Become a bearded man!"
As a result, an inflated rubber boat fell from the sky and hit him next to him.
Gah?!
"Hey, that man... do you still have the strength to climb up?" A man yelled from a distance.
It can be seen that the man who threw the inflatable boat has quite good arm strength and is quite accurate.
"Are you a rescue team?" Zhang Ming shouted in surprise.
"Yes... you hurry up and climb up! Do you still have the strength?"
Zhang Ming's eyes suddenly shone with hope, and he frantically grabbed the rubber boat as if grasping a life-saving straw.
Rescue Team!
The rescue team... finally came to save me!
A hundred years of obsession turned into a warm current, just like a dam releasing floods, washing away with a "crash".
As expected, humans have not given up on me!
Zhang Ming suddenly felt that the human race could still be saved. He climbed onto the rubber boat. The boat was small and rickety, but it seemed very solid.
So he lay down directly, breathing heavily.
The sun was shining brightly at noon, but his mood was as cold as drinking ice-cold Sprite in the summer.
So cool!
Hahaha, the rescue team finally came to save me!
When his obsession was responded to, Zhang Ming's numb nerves gradually became active, and he gradually woke up from that demonic state.
He bathed in the sunshine and admired in a low voice: "Oh, do you think I have a serious brain problem?"
[You are just looking for the lost past, which is understandable behavior. I find it very interesting.]
Calabash classmate always hit the nail on the head. Even Zhang Ming herself felt that she had a serious brain problem. In the end, she even gave an "understandable and interesting" evaluation.
Zhang Ming suddenly felt that her words were really nice and she had real emotional intelligence: "Are you chasing the past? That makes sense. You are quite suitable to be a kindergarten teacher."
[Can this be understood as a compliment?]
"Hey, that man over there, do you want some water? Where are you from? Why did you fall into the sea? Where is your hometown?"
The four members of the Lin family who were dozens of meters away saw Zhang Ming climbing onto the rubber boat. They were relieved and a little nervous at the same time.
The sharp-eyed boss of the Lin family saw the bright knife in the waistband of Zhang Ming's pants.
The ocean is a lawless place. There is no legal guarantee here. Even if you are robbed and massacred, no one will know the truth.
Therefore, the Lin family has been on guard. They did not provide a paddle and were ready to turn on the propeller to escape at any time - no matter how fast a person swims, it is impossible to beat the propeller, right?
"I... escaped from the Sea of Demon Gods. I don't remember many things... Can I ask for some water?" Zhang Ming swallowed and opened his hands to show that he had no ill intentions.
"Give him some water, and then give him some compressed biscuits. Don't give him too much. I just called the police. Anyway, just let the coast guard catch him, and it will save us the trouble."
"Don't tell him, we have already called the police."
"Okay, got it."
Lin Fangqiang, the boss with some experience in the world of martial arts, bent down and picked up a mineral water bottle, filled it with a bottle of fresh water, and took a pack of compressed biscuits and put them into a plastic bag.
With a "swish" sound, he threw the entire plastic bag away.
"You take it and eat it first."
Zhang Ming took the plastic bag steadily and praised in his heart: "This man is very strong. He can still throw accurately from a distance of seventy or eighty meters, which shows that he is an expert. If the plastic bag is replaced with a knife, he can still do it."
Hit me with precision."
"Ordinary fishermen have this strength, which shows that human development is quite good!"
"Moreover, the decision to call the police immediately was quite correct."
Being vigilant is definitely a good thing!
He raised his head and drank a few sips of water. He suddenly felt invigorated and relaxed. It wasn't that he was short of water, but that he felt comfortable in his heart and liked to drink what others gave him for free. p>
Zhang Ming completely forgot that just a few minutes ago, he viciously insulted humans and called them a piece of shit.
He even appreciated the family's series of reactions more and more.
"It's a good thing to be wary. What if I have evil intentions? What if I have a mental illness? It shows that human beings are generally very cautious and are not easily attacked by some confusing monsters. It is really an excellent civilization."<
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Excellent!
The gourd that turned into a decoration didn't reply. She just secretly thought: Is this double standard too serious? Suddenly it changed from a piece of shit to an excellent civilization?
Isn’t this a 180-degree turn?
While waiting, the second child of the Lin family began to shout: "Hey... where is your companion? Why are you holding a piece of wood? Where is your partner? What's your name? Why are you holding a piece of wood?"<
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Zhang Ming could only fabricate a story that "the boat was capsized by a monster, and he was the only one who found a piece of wood and escaped from the Sea of Demon Gods."
It doesn't sound very real, it's very nonsense.
"Are you a mercenary, or... an expert on an inspection trip?"
"I don't quite remember who I am! I only remember that my last name is Zhang." Zhang Ming pointed to his head, "I may be mentally ill!"
"Damn it, this guy said he has amnesia and can't remember anything? Maybe he really is a gangster!"
The four members of the Lin family are more doubtful than convinced by this statement.
Even Lin Fangzheng, the most kindhearted person, had his eyelids twitching, and he was glad that he didn't approach rashly.
Anyone who dares to sneak into the Demon Sea has his head in his belt.
They don't even dare to approach people who don't even have an identity.
Anyway, they were idle while waiting for the police. They started to set up a net to fish while secretly following Zhang Ming.
For some unknown reason, the density of fish in this sea area was increasing significantly, so they spent two hours and lowered several nets.
Zhang Ming sat on the boat and curiously observed their fishing.
When the fishing net was pulled up, the fish of various sizes may weigh more than 2,000 kilograms. What's even more fortunate is that one of them is a jumping, mutated fish with red scales that may weigh 50 kilograms! "What a great harvest! The fish looks so good!"
The old father was very happy. This mutated Gargi fish was full of treasures. Even its bones could be processed into medicinal powder, which was worth their family’s three years of income!!
Although mutated creatures in this era are not as scarce as before, this kind of fish with delicious meat, mild nature, and can be directly cooked and eaten can be sold at a high price easily.
People who make a living in the sea are more or less superstitious.
Now, the family's eyes towards Zhang Ming became more pleasing to their eyes.
Parents in their sixties feel that the current act of rescuing people has brought them good luck, regardless of whether they are gangsters or adventurers.
Then the old man began to brag about the story of his youthful adventure - it was a cruel era at that time. The disaster caused by world hunters had just passed, the wartime economy collapsed, a large number of soldiers retired, and the social order changed drastically.
The unrest is serious.
"At that time, several brothers and I made an appointment to go to the Sea of Demon Gods to explore. They said it was an adventure, but in fact it was just fishing!"
"We just thought, if we catch a few big fish and come back, wouldn't we be prosperous?"
"Guess what, in just half a day, all of them got the symptoms of homelessness, lying on the boat, not wanting to move." The middle-aged man clapped his hands, "In the end, I gritted my teeth, with red eyes,
I slapped myself in the face and turned the steering wheel to find the way home, but my eyes couldn't see clearly, as if the whole sky was darkened."
"In the end, something lucky happened. A big fish jumped up high and jumped onto the deck for no reason! All of us were refreshed, as if we suddenly regained our energy. We encouraged each other and escaped back to the earth.
I sold the fish and made a fortune. I asked your mother to be my wife and gave birth to three children."
"I'm sorry for your uncles. They can't control their money. One became a gambler and lost all his family property. Another became an alcoholic and drank there every day and got liver cancer. The other few have happy families and are really good people.
It’s hard to make money with a bird’s belly, even if you have money, it will be spent long ago! Your mind is the wealth you can control. Be a human being first, and then make money.”
Not to mention, this old man is very eloquent. He is determined to sell this fish and find a wife for the eldest son of the family. 33 years old is the age to marry a wife and have children. As for the second eldest son, he can still wait for a few years, more
It’s better to save some money.
Even Lao Zhang, who was a hundred meters away, was stunned and full of gossip. In the eyes of ordinary people, one hundred meters is actually a quite safe distance. Even machine guns and other thermal weapons are separated by a hundred meters.
It is difficult to hit at a distance of meters.
But for Zhang Ming, there is not much difference between one hundred meters and one meter.
He is eavesdropping.
His eyes were full of gentleness.
It’s really...a strong smell of fireworks.
"He said that one... He also escaped from the Sea of Demon Gods. Could it be that he is also a homeless person? Is there a mental problem? I think he has been staring at us." Lin Fangzheng, who was studying for graduate school, suddenly said
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The old father slapped his thigh: "Yes! When he suffers from the symptoms of a homeless man, he just wants to hug each other for warmth and go to places with many people! He doesn't go to places with many people and is always confused. No wonder he said that he has lost his memory...
It’s a bit pitiful! It feels really uncomfortable.”
"Forget it, forget about him for now, wait for the coast guard ship to come. It's not far anyway, let the coast guard deal with him."
